From the depths of Japan when it gets awesome and gets away from the little girl porn

Comes this super manly anime that'll make your balls drop before puberty

But they won't since you are an anime otaku

And it says "f*bleep* you" to logic

While wearing badass aviator sunglasses that somehow support themselves without an actual frame

GURREN LAGANN

Travel to an Earth that has all humans living underground like the animals we are

And those who try to go above the surface are killed

But there are a few that will try

Meet Simon, a boy that digs tunnels for a living and has a pet furball

He is badgered by his bro, Kamina, who looks like he's from Magic Mike

He and some other group of people along with Simon try to get to the "Surface" as they call it

But the underground village chief catches them and has Kanima in wooden cuffs

Simon goes back to his boring job and finds a tiny drill

He keeps it and when he continues digging, he finds a head

He goes over to Kamina in jail and almost drills his dick to tell him he has found something

When they are about to get to it, a giant bull face Gundam-I mean-Gunman crashes into the village along with a hot girl with a gun

When everything goes to hell, Simon shows the two the face and it turns out to be a tiny Gundam-Argh-GunMAN

He uses his tiny drill thing to activate it and they fly up and destroy the Gunman

After that, they manage to get above and into the Surface

Of course, they have to have Simon crashing into a pair of bouncy booobs first

*that clip of Simon in Yoko's breasts*

Lucky... Wait, she's fourteen? Damnit, Japan!

Join these three in their awesome heart-pounding journey as they explore the Surface

And create a giant robot that is the name of the show

Along the way, you'll meet characters in which you'll forget their names unless they are said during the show because their names are just too uncommon

Like...

This gay guy

This boy with a large forehead

Guy with yellow spiky hair

Some other dude

And some more that you won't remember

When the group was barely fully assembled, Kamina decides to go after a giant ship

And this gorilla man goes and kills him, spoiler alert

This turns Simon into a pussy and he just sits around moping about Kanima

But when he finds a box, a girl pops out of it

He takes her home like if she were a stray puppy

And this causes that one girl in the group to flip her s*bleep*

They try to develop their relationship

Sooooo...

Let's all forget all about Kamina's death with a fanservice beach episode!

And watch as little girls in swimsuits get googly eyes from grown men

I spoke too soon when Japan got away from the little girl porn...

After more story development and fights with furries in robots, Simon goes up against Lordgenome, a guy with spiral chest hair and curly beard

That's how evil he is

They fight and he gets defeated by...

*shot of Simon forcing the Core Drill into Lordgenome*

This tiny drill

The giant robot didn't kill you first, but the tiny drill? That's bull*bleep*!

But before he dies, he gives the classic "villain giving final words that are going to be important later in the story" which is the Moon is going to attack humans when the population is too high

Haha, that will never happen, right?

Anyway, fast forward seven years later after his death, humanity is living on the surface and technology is very advanced even though... you know? They were living underground their entire lives?

Wow, this makes today look stupid

What have YOU done in seven years?

Simon goes from puny boy to hot stuff in seven years

But his voice hasn't changed one bit

He is the... president? Mayor? Whatever. He is the leader of this new city

He then asks the girl he found in a box to marry him, but she turns him down because she doesn't know what a marriage proposal is

Then Simon tries another time and she accepts, only to turn into Cortana from Halo and disappears

It turns out that's because the population counter hits 1,000,000 while it was in the center of the moon

Then the moon sends weird Tron-like things to destroy the city

Meanwhile, Simon goes and destroys the thing, but is turned into a criminal by Rossiu, the forehead boy, which FYI is a dick and he is totally banging his female assistant

So he gets thrown into his own jail and meets his long-time rival/Kamina's rival

Blah, blah, blah more stuff happens

Skip, skip, skip...

Oh, here we go

They save the girl, blah, blah

Anti-Spirals... blah... Spiral stuff...

Okay, let's just get to the point

Get ready for the most badass unrealistic fight of your life because it has...

Things your inner 9 year-old will love

Giant robots

Bigger giant robots

Giant robots going into giant robots

Giant robots in giant robots punching giant robots

Throwing galaxies like ninja stars

EVEN BIGGER GIANT ROBOTS punching giant robots

AW, that thing has like six faces!

Bam, bam!

Aw, he just cut right through him!

Sooo... I'm just wondering, did he bang the girl before she disappeared? Just curious

Starring...

Hanataro Yamada (Simon before timeskip)

Channing Tatum (Kamina)

Young Bayonetta (Yoko)

Johnny Yong Bosch because... Johnny Yong Bosch (Rossiu)

Pedobear (Leeron)

It's Peanut Butter Jelly time! Peanut Butter Jelly time! (Kittan in his Gunman)

Princess Peach (Nia)

K-On! (Kinon, Kiyal, and Kiyoh)

Jet Black (Lordgenome)

Ganondorf (Thymilph)

Cirque du Soleil performer (Cytomander)

Old Ninja Mutant Turtle (Guame)

Female Nnoitra Gilga (Adiane)

Straight Grell (Viral)

And...

Lazy animation (The Anti-Spiral)

AWESOME JAPANESE ROBOT SHOW