A/N: This was originally a two-shot, but this now is three chapters.

This probably won't be half as funny as the other two chapters.

This chapter is for WaterFairyJuvia, who asked me to make a summer edition.

I hope you'll enjoy this.

Magnus had left, because Isabelle had gotten better. The poison had completely flushed out of her system, but she was still unconscious.

Jace and Alec was in the infirmary looking over her, so Clary was free to roam the library all she wanted. Clary's back was still sore from getting hit by a rock. Now she knew why Isabelle, Jace, and Robert never told her what Booya is; or at least never mentioned it.

Clary opened a drawer in another desk and noticed something titled, List of Things Alec Isn't Allowed To Do: Summer Edition.

Now we have a summer edition? –Alec

Yes we do. –Maryse

Why? –Alec

1. Alec isn't allowed to attempt to drown Jace in a lake.

2. Alec isn't allowed to attempt to drown Jace in a shower.

Oh please. I saw nothing important. –Alec

3. Alec isn't allowed to attempt to drown Jace with an ice cube tray.

How? –Isabelle

4. Alec isn't allowed to stuff sand down people's clothes.

5. Alec isn't allowed to go to the beach to scope out some 'babes.'

Do you people want me to die alone? –Alec

6. Alec isn't allowed to throw seaweed at people.

7. Alec isn't allowed to tie someone up with seaweed.

8. Alec isn't allowed to tie his girlfriend up with seaweed.

What makes you think I do that? –Alec

Explain the smell of seaweed in your room. –Robert

8. Alec isn't allowed to choke someone with seaweed.

9. Alec isn't allowed to kill Jace with seaweed.

10. Alec isn't allowed to pop beach balls.

11. Alec isn't allowed to somehow fill beach balls with whip cream, nacho cheese, sour cream, ice, and seaweed.

12. Alec isn't allowed to somehow start up a game of naked beach volley ball.

Well, there goes my fun. -Alec

13. Alec isn't allowed to eat up all the ice cream.

But the ice cream is good. –Alec

14. Alec isn't allowed to put sand on our beds.

15. Alec isn't allowed to fill our pillow cases with seaweed.

16. Alec isn't allowed to fill our pillow cases with sand.

17. Alec isn't allowed to wrap people up with volley ball nets.

18. Alec isn't allowed to lay out 'seaweed traps.'

19. Alec isn't allowed to throw eggs at people.

20. Alec isn't allowed to move people's beach towels to another spot.

Really? That's on the list? –Alec

Yes. That's on the list. –Maryse

21. Alec isn't allowed to throw seaweed on people and claim that's a sea monster.

22. Alec isn't allowed to throw smoothies and ice cream at people.

23. Alec isn't allowed to capture crabs and let them loose in the Institute.

By the way, there's four missing. –Alec

Oh my god! –Izzy.

I think I just saw one! –Jace

24. Alec isn't allowed to fill a bag of starfish and drop it on Jace.

25. Alec isn't allowed to drop a bag of sea water of Jace.

26. Alec isn't allowed to bury himself in sand and steal other people's food.

27. Alec isn't allowed to fill cars up with sand.

28. Alec isn't allowed to fill cars up seaweed.

29. Alec isn't allowed to fill cars up with starfish.

30. Alec isn't allowed to fish at the beach.

31. Alec isn't allowed to cover cars with seaweed.

32. Alec isn't allowed to have a pet pelican.

But they're adorable. –Alec

33. Alec isn't allowed to start a mud wrestling match.

34. Alec isn't allowed to try to sneak into the girls' restroom.

That wasn't me. –Alec

Really? –Robert

I wasn't near the restrooms. I was at the snack bar. –Alec

Huh. –Maryse

35. Alec isn't allowed to throw cotton candy at women to see if it sticks to them.

36. Alec isn't allowed to have a pet sea lion.

They're adorable. –Alec

They kind of are. –Jace

Shut up Jace. –Alec

Clary had to roll her eyes at that.

37. Alec isn't allowed to try to tame a shark.

38. Alec isn't allowed to have sex on a beach.

Nobody's allowed to do that. –Maryse

That wasn't me, either. –Alec

Really? Are you sure? –Robert

I was at the pier at the time. –Alec

Interesting. –Robert

39. Alec isn't allowed to have sword fights with sticks.

40. Alec isn't allowed to sneak into concerts.

41. Alec isn't allowed to pour smoothies on people.

42. Alec isn't allowed to buy all the ice cream in a store.

43. Alec isn't allowed to stand in the middle of the aisle in a store.

44. Alec isn't allowed to crawl into the frozen food freezer in the store.

45. Alec isn't allowed to stay overnight at a store.

46. Alec isn't allowed to say:

1. Hey Jace let's practice our rescuing techniques.

2. I can't swim.

3. Why are you wearing your Halloween mask?

4. Let's go to the beach.

5. Seaweed of doom

4. Take off your bikini.

5. Can I have a pet sea lion?

6. Can I have a shark?

7. Let's play in the sand.

8. Here hold this starfish.

9. Which one is your car?

10. Can I push you off the Statue of Liberty to see if you survive?

11. Let's climb the Statue of Liberty.

12. I'm on a day-off.

13. How long can you hold your breath?

14. Can I throw you in the ocean?

15. What does your bathing suit look like?

16. Let's go skinny dipping.

17. Can I have a pelican?

18. How about a turtle then?

47. Alec isn't allowed to attempt to use the following as money:

1. Seaweed

2. Sand

3. A bikini

4. Chains

5. Smoothies

6. Candles

7. Starfish

8. Fish

9. Part of the pier

10. Fishing rods

11. Worms

12. Beach balls

13. Volley ball nets

14. A random half naked woman

15. Beach sand

16. A planet

17. Pluto

18. The sun

19. Sea lions

20. Turtles

21. Sharks

22. Pelicans

23. The beach

24. Stars

25. Constellations

26. The galaxy

27. Canadian bacon

28. Canadian geese

29. A Fourth of July hat

30. A knife collection

31. School desks

32. 1800s school desks

Clary rolled her eyes and looked the pieces of paper. Some of the stuff Alec did sounded fun. She couldn't figure out why his parents forbidden him to doing that stuff in the first place. She can understand that some of the stuff was horrible, but some of it sounded rather harmless.

Jace walked in and noticed Clary.

"What are you looking at?" Jace asked.

"Just this list of things that Alec isn't allowed to do." Clary said and looked at it.

"Oh yeah. Which one is it? The holiday edition or the summer edition?" Jace asked.

"The summer one. Alec took the holiday one away from me." Clary said.

"Oh yeah. Alec sure hates me. Enough to attempt to drown me in the ice cub tray." Jace said.

"How?" Clary asked.

"Don't ask." Jace replied.

Clary looked thoughtful, "Hey, what's up with Alec and BDSM?"

"It's just something that I think he's into." Jace said.

"What's that?" Clary asked.

"I think it has to do with...it's...I think..." Jace trailed off. "I think you should ask Alec to explain. He knows more about it than me."

A/N: Sorry this one is a lot shorter than the other two. I kind of started running out of ideas again.

I have this other idea for a fanfic, that I'm trying to figure how to get it started and some subplots. The thing is I don't even have a title for it. It's an Alec/femOC fanfic.

I was thinking of seaweed, because it's a funny word.

I'm not entirely sure if this will be the last chapter or not.