Random Fanfic, Part 2 - spywi

Baby K-On! Fanfic part 2

"Waaaahhhhhh!"

A loud cry resounded through the club room, making Azusa's ears hurt.

"No, senpai, don't cry…er…um…. Oh no, what do I do?!"

Throughout the room, babies were either sitting or roaming about. Blonde baby Mugi was curiously sitting in front of the tea cupboard, as if watching the cups will make them change in some way. Baby Ritsu was patting the head of Baby Mio, who was timidly exploring her surroundings.

"Oh…babies, come here please… er…"

"Waaaah!"

The twin-tail haired girl anxiously bobbed up and down with a crying Baby Yui in her arms, trying to get her to stop crying. It felt weird, to be holding her precious senpai in her arms this way, but with the sun slowly setting in the sky, Azusa had to figure out how to change her senpais back to high schoolers. She had read the cake box over and over, and all she could find out was that the cake contained an experimental flavor that had some interesting side effects, and was a part of an American research branch that was owned by Mugi's extended family.

Yui continued to cry in Azusa's arms, and just as Azusa started to wonder what would happen next, the door flew open, revealing Ms. Yamanaka covering her ears.

"Hey, I get assigned to clean up the office after the rest of the staff goes home, and I have to deal with whining babies?!" she shouted.

Suddenly, all the babies became silent all at once, staring at Sawa-chan. Yui had tears and shot still over her face, and Mio was shaking slightly, having been scared by Sawa-chan's yell.

"Huh? Wait, Azusa, since when did you have babies? And where are the rest of the girls?"

"Aaah…"

Baby Ritsu had crawled over to Sawa-chan's side and was looking up at her curiously. Sawa-chan stared down at Ritsu intently.

"Wait a minute…this couldn't be…"

"Umm…Sensei, this is…"

"I knew it! You've been having illegitimate children behind our backs, Azusa! This is the road of rock that even I wouldn't have travelled down! Passion… the energy! Heavy Metal concerts and mosh pits!"

"W-Wait…a road like that even exists?! More to the point…look down…"

"Hm?" Sawa-chan stopped her rant and looked back down at Ritsu, who crawled over to her bag in the corner and started chewing on one of the drum sticks that was sticking out of the open zipper.

"R-R-Ricchan?!" Sawa-chan exclaimed, looking at the baby. She turned her head to the rest of the room.

"Mugi…Mio, and the one you're holding…Yui?!"

"Y-Yes…"

"Well what the heck happened to them? It's not like they just turned into babies out of nowhere!"

"No, they just took a bite of cake and then they turned into babies…Sensei?"

Having looked up, she noticed that Sawa-chan wasn't in front of her anymore. At the mention of the work "cake," she immediately snapped into Tea-Time mode and went for the cake.

"Sensei, no!"

Too late, Sawa-chan took a bite of the cake, then immediately took a drink from Mugi's teacup, which was still sitting on the table.

"Aaaah….teatime anytime is the best time, every time! Ahahahahaha!"

"Sensei…they took a bite of that cake and then turned into babies…" said Azusa hesitantly.

"Hm? But this was the best cake I've ever tasted, why in the world would it turn you into a baby?"

"Now's not the time to be commenting on the cake's flavor, Sensei…this is bad, any minute now you might turn into a baby!"

A full minute passed, and then two, and then five…

Yui, who had finished crying, was fast asleep in Azusa's arms. Mugi, Mio and Ritsu had crawled over the blanked spread out on the floor and started napping as well. Sawa-chan looked at her watch, and then yawned.

"Well, this isn't helping us change the girls back to normal, but it seems that nothing is happening to me. Good day to you, Azu-nyan" said Sawa-chan, calling her by Yui's pet name for her. The teacher stepped quietly around the sleeping babies and exited the club room.

"Huh…?" What just happened? Or rather…what just didn't happen…?" wondered Azusa.

Her eyes fell on Mugi's empty cup, which Sawa-chan had drained only minutes before.

"Tea!" she said out loud, accidentally waking Baby Yui. Yui sat up in Azusa's arms , smiled widely, then started giggling while pulling on Azusa's hair.

"Ow, haha cut it out senpai. I think I might be able to change you guys back." Wait right here."

Azusa made a makeshift enclosure with the girls' schoolbags and instrument bags, and then went over to the sink to fill the teapot.

"Tea…Mugi-senpai ws making tea in the moment when everyone was given a slice of cake. She snuck a bite and was about to take a sip of tea immediately, but got distracted when everyone else ate their cake…thus none of them drank this tea and they got changed into babies."

Azusa used up the entire packet of tea that came with the cake, and pretty soon the calming aroma of warm tea filled the club room.

Ritsu, attracted by the smell of tea, woke up and clumsily climbed over Mio and Mugi to find the source of the smell. She crawled through a gap in the bag circle and started babbling to Azusa.

"Now now, Senpai. wait right here, it's almost done."

By then, Mugi and Mio had crawled over to the table as well, though Mio looked a little miserable because Ritsu had crawled over her face earlier.

Soon, Azusa had four teacups filled with warm tea, as she had no bottles to use. She made sure the tea was warm and not hot, because she didn't want to burn the babies. She held Yui in her arms and slowly tipped the tea into her mouth. Tea poured down Yui's face, and her face shone with delight.

"Haha, yummy, isn't it?"

"Aaaa…..ababba, heee" babbled Yui.

Azusa repeated this for the rest of the girls, then sat back and watched for signs of change.

At first, nothing, and then suddenly the babies all started smoking at the skin. They all looked at each other and smiled, and then they disappeared into a cloud of steam.

Once the steam cleared, the four upperclassmen girls were standing there, back to their original age.

"Ahhhhh, that was so much fun!" exclaimed Yui, stretching her arms.

"No, it wasn't…that was the scariest thing that happened to me yet…" said Mio, looking a little worse for wear.

"C'mon guys, you gotta admit, that was pretty interesting." said Ritsu.

Yui finally noticed Azusa, who was standing there dumbfounded.

"Hm? Azunyan? What's with the face?"

"W-When you guys turned into babies, I basically wrapped you guys in your shirts because your clothes wouldn't fit anymore…and now…" stammered Azusa, who had gone bright red in the face.

"Hm?" said all the older girls at once. They all looked down.

"WAAAAAAAAGH!"screamed Mio.

Since they had gone back to normal, they hadn't noticed that they weren't wearing any clothes, since the clothes didn't shrink with them.

"YAAAAAAAA!" screamed Mio, who grabbed the blanked from the floor and raced to the closet, slamming the door loudly behind her with a bang.

"M-Mio…" said Ritsu…

*BAM*

Another loud bang echoed through the club room. Azusa had fainted at the sight of her senpais, and had fallen to the floor, her eyes spinning.

"Azunyan? AZUNYAAAAAAANN!"

Mugi chuckled to herself. This has been quite the adventure!