Random fanfic, part 1 - spywi

Good morning, everyone who reads this at the time that I post it :)

Andrew here, and I dunno if I mentioned this last week, but I'm posting a new fanfic (in parts). xD

It's a random idea that popped into my head, so I thought "why not? Challenge!"

Some parts in the beginning are in Japanese-ish, so yeah.

Part 2 will probably come out next week, if not sooner. I'm not sure how to end it as of yet so keep updated.

Title: My Senpai can't be this cute!

Pairings: None. You'll see why in a bit.

Setting: Sakura High Light Music club room

Warnings: I'm sorry for the messiness and randomness. But it's supposed to be a random fanfic.

Notes: ENJOY! BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR PART 2!

~Andrew

"I'm so borrred…" whined a brown-haired girl, who was slumped over a desk. It was a gloomy sort of afternoon in the light music club room. Most of the members were sitting around the room, with the exception of Mugi-chan, who was nowhere to be found.

"Ano…where exactly is Mugi-senpai?" Azusa asked Mio, who was on the floor re-stringing her bass.

"She said she had some things to do, so she'd be late to the club meeting."

"Awww, but what about our snacks?" came Yui's voice, muffled by the fact that her face was against the desk.

"Well, it's not like we'd be able to practice much without our keyboardist…." said Ritsu, who was lying on the couch twirling her drunmsticks. "Wanna play a game or something?"

"But we can't do anything because of the weather outside" said Yui.

"What does the weather have to do with playing a game?" commented Azusa.

"Everything!" said Yui. "You see, if the weather outside is bad, it's bad luck to play games at school unless you have cake first! Then the jinx goes away and the rain stops"

Everyone sat up and stared at Yui, whose logic made no sense whatsoever.

"Umm…why're you all staring at me?"

At that moment, Mugi walked into the room.

"Minna, I have cake…" she trailed off, noticing that everyone was staring at Yui.

"Cake!" screamed Yui, who immediately jumped up.

Ignoring Yui, Mio asked

"Where've you been Mugi? You were gone quite a while."

"Oh, I had a friend order a cake from America for me, and it just arrived today so I called my driver to bring it to school. There was traffic on the road so he had to fly our family helicopter here instead." said Mugi, as if this was completely normal.

"M-Mugi…" said Mio in disbelief.

"Y-You gotta be kidding me…" agreed Ritsu.

"Wow senpai!" said Azusa, still not used to Mugi's family status.

"Mmhm. Well, the cake here is…" said Mugi, suddenly noticing that her hands were empty. Across the room, the cake was sitting on the desks, waiting to be opened, while Yui loomed over the box, drooling. Apparently Yui had magically dashed across the room, grabbed the cake out of Mugi's hand, then raced back and set it on the table within milliseconds, all without any of them noticing.

"Haha…that's our Yui-chan alright…" said Ritsu weakly.

"H-How did she even do that?" said Mio, slightly scared.

Azusa sighed. Typical senpai, makes no sense half the time, then turns into a cake maniac the rest of the time.

Mugi took out the cake cutter and served slices to everyone.

"Please wait till I've poured the tea, alright everyone?"

She turned to pour some tea, but when she turned around, she saw that everyone else except Azusa had already started eating. Yui was already stuffing the last of her slice into her mouth, with Ritsu close to finishing as well. Mio had taken a couple of bites of her cake, while Azusa, who was busy feeding Ton-chan, had not eaten her slice yet.

"Oh dear…" said Mugi.

"Something wrong senpai?" Azusa asked.

"My friend gave me specific instructions with this cake. She said to drink a certain brand of tea before or while consuming any of the cake, or else…"

"Or else what?" said Ritsu.

Mugi was about to answer, when a sudden cry echoed through the room. This wasn't the cry of a teenage girl…this was…

"Yui senpai!" cried Azusa.

Where Yui had been sitting now sat a cubby baby with brown hair wearing an oversized school uniform. Her golden hairpins had fallen to the table, and her face was a mess of frosting.

Ritsu immediately stood up, her chair falling over with a crash.

"What the heck?! Yui, is that you?!"

No response, and then baby-Yui started giggling like crazy.

"M-Mugi-senpai, what's going on?!" yelled Azusa. Mugi however, had a defeated look about her face.

"I'm sorry, Azusa, but it looks like you'll have to take care of things for a little while…"

"Senpai…?"

With sudden puffs of smoke, Mugi, Ritsu and Mio disappeared into clouds of smoke. When it cleared, three new babies joined the grinning baby-Yui.

"Babies?! W-W-What's going on?!"

Azusa, being the only one left, had no clue what to do from here. Mugi and Ritsu started curiously crawling around the floor, while Mio timidly clung to a chair leg. Yui had climbed up onto the table and was seconds away from stuffing a giant cookie into her mouth before Azusa snatched it out of her hands.

"Senpai…I mean, wait…what exactly do I call you…? No, c'mon, get down".

She placed Yui on the floor before a thunderous crash and wails echoed from the opposite corner of the room. Baby Ritsu had crawled into one of the cymbal stands, knocking it over and making a loud noise, which scared her. At the same time, Baby Mio had gotten spooked by the noise and joined in on the crying, which only made matters worse.

Baby Mugi on the other hand was calm and quietly started following Baby Yui, who was mindlessly crawling in circles babbling all the while.

Having been the only one to not eat any cake, Azusa immediately suspected that something was wrong with the cake. She shifted Mio, whom she was carrying and trying to calm her down, into one of her arms and then pulled the open cake box toward her. On one of the sides was printed "Price: $900 US Dollars. Warning: Only consume cake with the provided pack of tea. Consuming cake with the provided tea brings the flavor to its utmost potential, making it extremely tasty. Failure to consume them together results in side effects, which may or may not include headache, dizziness, vomit, hallucinations, and the occasional turning into a baby. Thank you for purchasing…

"WELL IF IT HAS THAT MANY SIDE EFFECTS WHY SELL IT?!" yelled Azusa, who threw the box against the wall. Mio started crying again, so Azusa had to set her down on the blanket she had placed in the middle of the club room.

Azusa thought: *its understandable that Mio-, Ritsu-, and Yui-senpais had turned into babies because they ate the cake, but Mugi-senpai hasn't had any cake, so there's no reason why…*

Her thoughts trailed out as she noticed a plate and a little bit of cake placed near the cupboard where Mugi kept the utensils.

*She was sneaking a bite again, wasn't she!* she realized.

Yui crawled up to Azusa and started pulling on her pigtails.

"Ouch, senpai…I mean Yui, stop pulling…"

Yui, as if she understood, let go and crawled towards Mio, and then Mugi crawled into Azusa's lap and snuggled there, her hair spreading out messily against Azusa's leg.

Azusa sighed as she looked around her. It finally sunk in: somehow, her senpais had been turned into babies.

"How in the world do I get my senpais back?"

(TO BE CONTINUED)