Thank you for continuing to read my fic! Sorry if I'm taking too long to update but I ran out of ideas.

I can see this chapter's headline now: EVERYBODY HAS WEIRD POWERS. It is NOT in any way shape or form inspired by Frozen. Okay, maybe a little.

So, enjoy...

"I think I have weird powers!" yelled Miranda Grope. "I went to feel my little brother's head and I accidentally hit him in the head with a bird!"

"So you have bird powers?" asked Augustus Pottle. "Cool! I have darkness powers."

"I have flower powers." said Violet Strabismus.

"I have paint powers." said Bertie Upside.

"I have slime powers." said Terence Roper.

"Ewww!" shouted Elvira Entwhistle. "Gross! Gross!"

"I have ketchup powers." said Clarence Crump.

"I have fire powers." said Miranda Mary Piker.

"I have glitter powers." said Elvira Entwhistle.

"I have water powers." said Marvin Prune.

"I have electricity powers." said Tommy Troutbeck.

"I have light powers." said Wilbur Rice.

"I have wind powers." said some other unused character named Selena Isadora.

Miranda Grope threw a bird at Miranda Piker. Miranda P. lit it on fire.

The bird twitched.

Violet Strabismus used her powers to create a field of daisies. Elvira accidentally glittered them.

"Oops." Elvira said. "Maybe we should wear gloves."

Selena took the unused characters to a glove store which just so happened to have gloves for everybody. Anyway, nobody accidentally lost control of their powers. Miranda Piker told Marvin Prune to go hide in his room for thirteen years and four months. Selena made her apologize.

But whyyyyyyyyy?" sobbed Marvin, who had begun to cry. I'm only eleven! Do you know how long that would be?"

"I'm eleven too said Tommy."

"I'm not eleven but I with I wath. Daddy says I can ride in the pathenger theat then." said Wilbur Rice.

"You what the what?" asked Clarence Crump.

"Until further notice I'm replacing my S sound with my TH sound. Thankth for underthanding."

"I'm twelve" said Clarence Crump.

"I'm nine almost ten." said Elvira.

"I am eight and will be nine in six days, nine hours, twenty seven minutes, and thirty four seconds." said Miranda Mary.

"I just turned nine yesterday." said Miranda Grope.

"I'm ten" said Terence Roper.

"I'm ten and a half." said Violet Strabismus.

"I'm eleven and a quarter." said Augustus Pottle.

"I'm almost eleven." said Bertie Upside.

END OF CHAPTER. Sorry so short. But hey, either you get a short chapter or no chapter at all. By the way, the unused character of the day is... Bertie Upside! I don't know where that came from.

Until Chapter Five Pierre in France. I'll post that after 7 reviews.