AN: This is just a small something that I wrote because I was bored! I had originally planed for this to be a oneshot but if anyone wants me to continue I will do so! Please review and tell me what you think! -Shio

"Talking"

"SHOUTING"

'Thinking/Talking to biju'

ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(;￣◇￣)┘ - Time skip of going to a different place.

Warning: Will contain some cussing and there will probably be some spoilers! Not very much though.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto!

"So, Naruto. You are saying that you are Madara reborn, that you have all his memories and can use the all his abilities...?"

"Hai! Now that the explaining is out of the way, Hiruzen! Let us fly to the moon on a bowl of Ramen!"

It was at this time that Hiruzen realised that the five year old boy standing in front of him would bring forth great disaster. The elderly third Hokage let out a sigh.

'Well at least Naruto had decided to keep who he is a secret... I'm to old for this shit!'

ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(;￣◇￣)┘

It was a wonderful, bright, sunny day in Konohagakure, civilians doing their daily routine, ninja clans teaching their kin, random ninja chasing after a spiky blond long-haired thirteen year old who wore bright orange... (1)

"You'll never catch me!"

"Don't be so confident demon brat!"

"Awwww~ was that a compliment~?"

"Look at what you did to the Hokage monument!"

Look the blond haired boy did and in his opinion it was well..., a masterpiece! On the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze's face was well..., there was a speech bubble with the words 'I LOVE ICHA ICHA' and he also had what looked to be a blood nose...

On the third Hokage, Sarutobi Hiruzen was just random scribbles but if you looked closely you could make out that there were piles of paperwork underneath the random scribbles.

On the second Hokage, Senju Tobirama and the First Hokage, Senju Hashirama there was well... Let's just say that you could tell that they were greatly despised by someone.

MOVING ON!

Now back to the main character of this story, Uzumaki Naruto. Ninja were seen running all over the place, all looking for the one and only Jinjuriki of the Kyuubi no Kitsune. The ninja searched and searched but they had no luck, they could not find the boy, but they were only random ninja! While the search for the boy had been going on we find that the said boy was being scolded by a man with a scar going horizontally across the middle of his face. This man was Umino Iruka, a teacher of the ninja academy. As Iruka was scolding Naruto started to space out.

'Hey! Gaki!'

'Not now Kurama! I'm trying to give of the illusion that I'm listening intently to what Iruka is saying!'

'But-'

'No!'

'But-'

'No!'

'But-'

'NO! I AM NOT GIVING YOU A GIANT GIANT BOWL OF RAMEN! ALL OF THE RAMEN IN THE WORLD BELONG TO ME! MUWAHAHAHA'

'Gaki, I think I know why you were never chosen to be Hokage...'

'And yet Hashirama got the position...'

'Good point!'

"NARUTO!" The blond blinked.

"Yes?" Iruka let out a sigh.

"Let's get back to class, tomorrow's the graduation test you know." Naruto's blue eyes widened considerably.

'Crap...'

'Hahahahaha! Your screwed!'

'Oh shut up Kurama! It's your fault that I can't do the clone jutsu!'

'Hahaha! I blame your father~!'

'Kurama...'

'Hahahaha! Yes?'

'Do you want to dance?'

In the mind of a young blond Jinjuriki there was a place that looked like a sewer and in this sewer a certain nine tailed biju paled considerably.

Finished!

(1) Imagine a mini blond haired Madara running around in a bright orange jumpsuit!

Please review! tell me what you think and if this should continue!