Yay! Here we go!

Okay, and team Mist actually belongs to my spark-sis, Alice Gone Madd. They made it in to this one, sis!

I do not own Transformers or anything in relation, and it seriously pains me that I don't. I only own my OCs, SO DON'T STEAL THEM OR I WILL COME AFTER YOU AND MAKE YOUR LIFE A LIVING PIT! Enjoy. :D

Ch. 19

Hunter—127. Don't use the Hammer of Solus Prime for Whack-a-Mole.

(Under absolutely no circumstances is it to be used as anything but a weapon now that it's drained.)

(Ultra Magnus doesn't like it.)

(Plus it does seem a tad bit excessive for the game.)

(Titan: Ha! You're all just upset that I won!)

(Phoenix Squad: You didn't win—you destroyed the game!)

Artemis—128. Never watch paranormal shows when Red Alert's around.

(Bad idea.)

(Really bad idea.)

(We finally got him to realize that the creepy-pastas aren't real and then Leo, Sam, and Miles, go and start watching their dumb ghost documentary shows at the base.)

(I don't think Red's powered down in two weeks.)

(A sleep-deprived Red Alert is not something anyone wants to witness.)

Bay—129. Never watch anything with cars being destroyed.

(Whether they're crashing, getting crushed, blown up, torn apart, run over or whatever just don't do it.)

(At least not with Bulkhead around.)

(Even though the other 'bots don't care for it they can tolerate it, havin' acclimated to the facts of Earth vehicles not bein' alive.)

(Bulk not so much.)

(He will blow a gasket and then pass out.)

(it's not as funny as it sounds.)

(Especially when you have to clean up the mess.)

(I told 'em Bumblebee was the one who made him watch!)

(I just walked into the room at the worst possible time!)

Hunter—130. Don't tell redheaded step-child jokes.

(They're not funny.)

(At all.)

(Just… no.)

(Stop tellin' 'em, Epps!)

(Ally: Yeah!)

Artemis—131. Always take the opportunity to piss off Galloway.

(Do it!)

(Just do it!)
(You will not regret it!)
(And you don't have to worry about getting in trouble because all commanding officers will simply look the other way.)

(If they're not joining in the pissing off that is!)

(Things that piss him of are:)

*Calling him "Gal Pal"

(I don't thing I've ever laughed so hard.)

(The entire room was in hysterics—even Morshower!)

(Epps will forever hold the title of "#1 Troll".)

*Welding the doors to his car shut

(Whether he's in it or out of it, it doesn't matter.)

(How did we weld the door shut while he was in his car?)

(Well, it turns out Galloway likes to take naps in his car.)

(Boy, was he in for a rude awakening!)

*Putting laxatives in his de-caf latte

(This was not my idea.)

(Or Sam's.)

(Or Miles'.)

(Or even Leo's.)

(It was Sharskey and Fassbinder's.)

(Ya know, those guys are starting to grow on me.)

*Posting a video of him dancing to 'Single Ladies' up on the internet

(What made it even better was that he was wearing and Beyoncé wig and a leotard.)

(At the base we've all pretty much accepted the fact that Gal is a cross-dresser.)

(It only reinforces the "Gal Pal" nickname.)

*'Why's—lots of them

(Just keep asking him "why" over and over and over.)

(I once followed him around for a whole day saying it.)

(Hide's conniptions seemed like mere muscle spasms compared to this!)

*Insisting that he has the date for the meeting wrong

(Dad really didn't want a meeting that day.)

(It was supposed to be one of his limited days off and then Gal walks through the door.)

(I think Dad really enjoyed making him squirm.)

(I know the rust of us had fun watching!)

Bay—132. Do let Bumblebee, Bulkhead, the twins, and Blurr play "Who's That Pokémon" when they're bored.

(It can keep 'em entertained for hours.)

(Just make sure the "Jigglypuff from above" option isn't in the game.)

(They get really mad.)

(Lives have been threatened.)

Hunter—133. Always be sure Phoenix Squad and Mist have supervised lunch times.

(Okay, so whenever my friend Kitty and her team come over from their dimension or ours of vice versa we always have a blast.)

(Sometimes too big of a blast.)

(The last time they were here and we all sat down to lunch together we started a massive food war.)

(Not a food fight—a food war.)

(We can get very competitive and the fact that we all know how to fight, use weapons, and have super-powers just adds to it all.)

(It was soooooooooo epic!)

(Until we all had to clean up the mess….)

Good? Bad? Yes? No? Funny? Voldshtein? Any ideas for what other rules to do? If you have some, leave a comment, and, unless you think the idea would be absolutely perfect for a certain girl, don't leave an OC name beside it. I'll decide what rule goes to whom. Yes, I'm a control freak like that. :)