Hullo ,Alex here, once again... you just can't shake me no matter how hard you try, huh. As always, review please, and if you have an idea tell me, I'll get stuck as to what to do next and those really help! And i don't know, Piper seems OOC to me, but you tell me, she doesn't come as naturally as Leo does. I have no idea why you would think this but I in no way, own PJO or FMA... yet. I sent a few ninjas to kill Uncle Rick but they haven't come back yet...

Leo P.O.V.

"Ugh, why do I have guard duty today. I'm not even scheduled for another six days!" I said as I trudged up the hill. Here I am, the great, the only, Leo Valdez, on guard duty when , I should be in the forges or hitting on girls way out of my league. Piper looked at me "Leo, we get it over now, and we don't have it for another week." I tripped over a hole as I said "Yeah well I did this yesterday, can't they get someone who hasn't done it in awhile." Piper sighed "Leo, no, we can't get someone else because everyone else is sick for some reason." just as she said that one of the other guards, Simon King from the Hecate cabin, sneezed. Piper murmured a "Gods bless you." while I chose to go with the "Please sneeze on me, I hate guard duty." Piper elbowed me.

After we had made it to the top of the hill, I pulled some scraps out of my tool belt and began messing with them. Nothing had happened and about ten minutes later I had a Leo action figure. I stuffed it back in my tool belt and just as I was pulling out a tin of breath mints, there was an explosion of blue light. Instantly everyone had their weapons out and ready to battle, except Piper. I looked at her "Why do you not have your dagger out?" She looked into the smoke "Because, that was across the border and the alarm didn't go off." I looked into the smoke, she was right, if there were monsters the alarm would have sounded. There was a moan from the cloud followed by a "Whose leg is this? Oh, wait I think it's mine... and, where's my arm?" The rest of the guards were looking around confused. Piper stepped forward first. "If there are others in there we need to help them." I nodded and joined her. Just as we got over to the smoke was when it had finally all dispersed, and it revealed, very possibly a pile of the weirdest kids I had ever seen.

There were five of them total, two girls, three guys. Only two of them were awake. One of them was a girl holding a wrench and covered in oil and grease, I took note of her. The other one was a guy, he had long golden blond hair in a braid and golden eyes, it was kind of creepy. He was holding a metallic leg and appeared to be missing an arm and a leg.

Piper looked over at the other guards "Get them to the infirmary." They nodded and came down the hill. They took the unconscious ones first. Then that left Piper and myself to get the other two. I walked over to the blond guy, as Piper already was helping the girl. I extended my hand to him, he glanced at it, shrugged, and then took it. It took him some time to get up, as he was missing a leg, but he used the metallic one he was holding as a support. "Okay, now we just need to figure out how to get up this hill." I said. I draped his arm around my shoulder and I did the same to him with my right arm.

I supported him as much as I could as we walked (well I walked, he hopped) up the hill. "So, where are we?" he asked. His accent was weird, it sounded american, except that there was a hint of something else there. "Camp Half-Blood, it's in New York." He looked confused. "New York, where's that?" I stopped, and looked at him. How can someone not know where New York is, everybody does. "New York is in the U.S.A." I began walking again. "And that stands for..." "United States of America." He looked even more confused if that was possible. He had to be joking, seriously no one could possibly be that lost. "Camp Half-Blood. New York. United States of America. North America. Earth. Milky Way Galaxy. The Universe." I said as I opened the front door of the Big House. "Yeah sorry, not following, but I got the universe part."

I dropped him onto a bed in the infirmary. I started talking in one the voice that a parent would use to talk to a toddler. "This is a bed, you lay in it." He was sitting on the edge of it and looked like he was about to punch me in the face, I wanted to punch him in the face too, then someone else did it for me. Suddenly the blond girl from earlier whacked him in the face with her wrench.

"What the fuck Winry!" She took the metallic leg he was holding "What is this, and where is my arm Ed" She was furious. "It's a leg Winry, and how the fuck am I supposed to know where my arm is." The little girl on the bed next to his gasped and said "Dun't say that word, it not nice." He, who I assumed was Ed, stopped and looked at the girl "I'm sorry, I won't say that word again." The little girl looked at the blond girl, who I assumed was Winry. "And it mean to hit peopel, even peopel who use bad word." Winry nodded "I'm sorry."

Ed was staring at the bed next to the little girl. He gasped "Winry, Look." She looked and instantly ran over to the bed and nearly fell on the guy in the bed, was asleep I might add. She was hugging him and started crying, but she wasn't sad, she was smiling. I recognized the boy as one of the kids who the other guards had carried over. Ed got up and hopped along, using the little girl's bed as a support. He fell onto the end of the bed. "Al." That was all he said. Just Al.