Disclaimer:

I do not own nor am I part of the Attack on Titan franchise. I do not own any of the franchise's characters, ideas, or concepts. All verses are written in the thought of the characters, but do not represent nor does it imply anything about the characters' behaviors. Some characters may not have last names so I have made on up for the purpose of this fanfic. Any names that do not match the franchise's character are either not real or have been made up.

Author's Note:

This is a little fanfic of what I feel would happen if the characters from Attack on Titan somehow found rap and decided to hold a world-wide, (the world within the walls), competition.

Please leave a review of who you felt won, later I will hold the finals of the characters based on the votes. I will also accept requests via PM if there are any. Please enjoy.

The announce stepped onto the stage of the newly built recreational stadium, eyeballing the immense crowd as he shouted, "Welcome to humanity's first annual Rap on Titan Competition!" The crowd roared with excitement as the announcer received a letter from what seemed to be of importance, "I am Darius Zackly, commander of all of humanity's military assets inside the wall. I will be the host of this competition!" He opened the letter and read it aloud, "Our first competitors are, the Military Police's Hitch Deliss and Annie Leonhart!" The crowd cheered as both girls stepped up to the stage. Darius flipped a coin, "We have tails, so Hitch will go first." Hitch sighed in disappointment as she was handed the mic, "Alright, now begin!"

(Hitch's Verse)
My name says it all so, you better get up and ditch,
Because you must be fucking stupid if you're thinking about messing with Hitch,
You want to battle with me,
Let's see how bad that battle will be.
Because it seems to me that you are alone 'cause you're stuck in the past,
So come on bitch! Get your head outta your ass!
Your whole attitude screams like you got daddy issues,
So go cry and here's a few boxes of tissues.
You mad, Annie? Does it look like I give a shit?
But why would I give a shit to a fucking blond bitch?
Yea I used to think it was funny when you woke up all mad,
But I would to if we had the same dad.
I may have never had to get into a fight,
But let's see who walks away by the end of tonight.

The crowd roared as Hitch began bowing, taking in the crowd's approval of her skill. Darius grabbed the mic from Hitch, who was still sending kisses to her now adoring audience, as he said, "Alright, settle down, settle down. Let's give this young lady a chance." The crowd began to slowly quiet their cheers until it became completely silent in the stadium. Darius motioned Annie towards him, handing her the mic, "Alright, Annie Leonhart. Let's see what you can do. Begin."

(Annie's Verse)
Tell me Hitch, why the fuck your parents name you that?
Were they to busy not giving a shit about you as they smoked some crack?
You really want to be messing with someone this sinister,
Who fucking gets called the devil from the wallist ministers.
I know I may have unsolved problems with my dad,
But I'm good as long as I haven't had as much cock as you've had.
What's the matter, your hype isn't here and no longer alive,
Watch me bust a rap as the audience thrives.
How's it feel to be a fucking slut, Hitch?
Especially because you're nothing but a cock-hungry bitch.
My dad may have worked me to the death or until my heart would stop,
But it's a hundred times better than having to fuck to get to the top,
I'll end this shit before you end up shitting yourself,
Remember who you're messing with, I'm not like anyone else.

The crowd erupted as Annie tossed the mic to Darius, quickly throwing her hood off and waving to the crowd. Darius held his hand up, immediately silencing the crowd, and spoke in a firm manner, "Alright folks, that is all for tonght. Send in your votes for this battle to see which of these young ladies advance to the next round. At the end of the first round, in 2 weeks, we will see which of the contestants advance to the second round. Come back tomorrow to see the next battle."

Changed Hitch's last name. I was close though. 7/6/2014