Author's Note: Short little drabble created by PoMlovah611 and I!

Pairing: Kowalski/Rico. (Kico)

~Natty.

The Velocity of Flirting.

"Rico, have you seen my Velocitizer?" Kowalski asked, approaching the weapon's expert.

Hiding it behind his back, Rico quickly shook his head. "Nope!"

The lieutenant raised his brow and tilted his head. "...What have you got behind your back then?"

"Nun'." He answered.

"Uhuuh..." Kowalski gave him an unconvinced look and crossed his flippers.

The weapon's expert just blinked.

"Alright hand it over." The analyst stuck his flipper out.

"Wut?" Rico asked with a shrug.

"The Velocitizer. Now."

"Ah own have!"

"Sure you don't! Rico, I need it for a very important experiment!" Kowalski growled.

"Ah OWN'T!" He insisted.

"Rico! Give it-!" The tall penguin lunged at him, reaching for his back.

"Nuh-uh!" Rico objected and jumped back.

"Ah! So you DO have it!" Kowalski glared.

"Eh wha ah oo onna do bout it?" He shrugged.

"Ghhhrrrr, GIVE IT TO ME RICO!" Kowalski lunged at him again but the penguin held him back by putting a flipper on his forehead.

"No!"

"NAAAH RICOOOO!" Kowalski whined like a child, waving his flippers forward.

"Nuh-uhhh…" Rico trailed teasingly. He wanted something first.

Kowalski grunted and stood up straight, clenching his flippers. "Why won't you give it!?"

"Abuhbuhbuh!"

"... A trade? Well... What do you want for it?"

"Ehehehe…" Rico chuckled, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively. He puckered his beak and shut his eyes.

Kowalski's eyes widened, blushing and shaking his head. "Rico! I insist you give another offer..."

"Nope." He shook his head still puckering.

"Nh..." Kowalski just stood there blushing, not knowing what to do.

Rico's voice was seductive. "Ey c'mon babeh…"

"Riiicooo... change the offer!"

"Mm-MM!" He refused.

"Th-this is some kind of joke, right?" The analyst looked at the other penguin.

Rico shook his head. "Uh-uh." He was completely serious. He wanted his Kowalaki smooching!

Kowalski whimpered then twiddled his flippers. He needed that Velocitizer but he didn't want to go through what Rico had in his offer. After pausing, he took a deep breath and quickly connected his beak to the other's.

The weapon's expert smiled into it.

While the analyst kissed him, his flipper reached for the Velocitizer and grabbed it in a second. Then he pulled away and took a few steps back, blushing hard with the Velocitizer in his flippers but still gloating. "HA! Who's got the upper flipper NOW, huh?!" Kowalski snorted. "I do!" He chuckled as he started walking back to the lab with his beloved device.

Rico pouted and let out a sad whine.

Kowalski turned and sighed. It wasn't in his nature to just take what he wanted and leave someone with nothing…well it was once but the guilt ate away at him like some starving canine! Whiiich it was doing right now. So puffing up his chest and holding his head up high, the penguin scientist pulled the weapon's expert into a hard kiss for a long moment before pulling away. His tone was normal as he picked back up his invention and walked off, making this as subtle as he could. "I'll be in my lab Rico if you wish to join me."

Rico however was not at all. He nodded excitedly with a huge smile as he ran to the laboratory. "'kay! Ehehehe!" The weapon's expert closed the metal door behind them and not even seconds later, the silence was filled with many. "Mwa!…Mwa! …Mwa! …Mwa!"'s from Rico.

The analyst sighed as another repetitive kiss was placed to his beak, being dipped in the other's flippers. Suddenly he was interested in the likes of trading and what it had to offer, also this 'flirting' that Rico seemed so fond of. He wondered how he could return the gesture. Maybe he'd ask.

"…Mwa! …Mwa! …Mwa!" Rico went on with his kisses.

…That is if his beak was still attached by morning.