I don't own Hetalia! end/AN/

"Ahhh!" Mongolia tackled Tibet, jumping off of his horse to do so. He hit Tibet like a bag of rocks, knocking the air out of him.

Tibet gasped and wheezed, struggling in his monk's robes underneath the empire. "S...stop! You don't want… me!"

Mongolia pinned his arms above his head, saying, "Of course I want you. I want anyone!" He sat on him heavily, informing him, "You're going to come with me and be my wife now."

"Wife? I'm a boy! And a monk!" Tibet wheezed, still trying to get the air back in his lungs.

Mongolia tsked, saying, "Is that why you're bald? No matter, even without hair you'll make a great wife."

"Why me?" Tibet wanted to know. He wasn't freaking out at this point, though the other boy was fairly unfamiliar to him and apparently bloodthirsty.

"You have strong legs. You ran really far before I caught up to you; my leader says a wife needs to have strong legs to make her husband happy." His braid fell over his shoulder, tickling Tibet's face.

Tibet couldn't really move, so he focused on accepting what was going on now. "You'd want a woman, I promise. A young monk is not going to be much good to you as a wife."

Mongolia seemed to consider this, until a call from behind suddenly got his attention. "I got to go," he said, abruptly standing. "But I'm going to be back."

And with that, he got on his horse and rode away.

Tibet could only wonder what exactly was going on in the boy's head. Hopefully, he would not be back; Tibet had no intentions of being married anytime soon.

/AN/ I knew writing this that it wouldn't get much attention, but I've been reviewing Mongolia's history (and now Tibet's) and like, there's almost nothing on Tibet even though he's a canon character. Plus, Tibet is important in Mongolian history.

The history here is that the first invasion (and some of the earliest contact) of Tibet by Mongolia was in 1240, but in 1241, all the Mongol princes needed to be back to choose a new khan, and so they just up and left.

There will be more, and it will probably be cute.