Title: Miss-understand-ing
Chapter 1: Ball Confusion
Author: FroZen_FiRe and Emerald Space2
(FroZen_FiRe's name came first on her request. O.o)
Slam Dunk characters © Takehiko Inoue.
Emerald Space2's note: FroZen_FiRe is a friend of mine who has no access to the internet, so she can't have her own fanfiction.net account. Anyway, here is a fan fic we both did:
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[Setting: Ryonan Court]
Mitsui: Have you seen my balls?
Sendoh: What? Have I seen your what? * blush * Are you serious?
Mitsui: What... serious? * Think... think * No! Not those balls! Da'ohau! Bakarou! You're such a hentai!
Uozumi: Hey, Mitsui! What are YOU doing in Ryonan's court? The practice game will start in half an hour!
Sendoh: Oh, captain! He is err... looking for his balls.
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(Sendoh goes around and asks everyone if they have seen Mitsui's balls!)
Sendoh: Ayako, have you seen Mitsui's balls?
Ayako: WHAT?! Are you implying that I'm having an affair with Mitsui?! * fumes *
Ryota: [*thinks: Oh no! Aya is having an affair with Sendoh!*] Sendoh? How could you?! * attacks Sendoh *
(No more practice game for Ryonan and Shohoku. Sendoh is injured and can't play, thanks to Ryota)
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(Sakuragi had overheard Mitsui and Sendoh's conversation and jumped into a conclusion that Mitsui is gay. He goes to the Ryonan court to check it out)
Sakuragi; Wow! I didn't know you were gay, Mitsui!
Mitsui: Now, what are you talking about? AND why are you here?
Uozumi: No! Now, now, what are you BOTH doing in my court?
Sendoh: Like I said, Mitsui is looking for his balls!
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Uozumi: Akagi, your junior team mate - _the_ MVP - Mitsui is such a hentai!
Akagi: How DARE you say that!
Uozumi: * Rolls eyes *
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(After a while, Mitsui gave up on searching for his packet of gumballs. Just then, he saw Rukawa picking up his packet of gumballs from the floor, outside the Ryonan's building)
Mitsui: Rukawa! You stole my balls!
Rukawa: Your balls?
Mitsui: Yeah! You're holding my balls!
Rukawa: Finders keepers. Losers weepers.
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(Akagi and Uozumi overheard the simple conversation.)
Akagi: Mitsui?! * Gulp *
Uozumi: Wow! You gulped! That's first time in history! Anyway, see what I mean.
Akagi: Shut up Uozumi! [*thinks: How can they ............ impossible!*]
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(Akagi goes to Rukawa and Mitsui who started fighting)
Mitsui: (Still fighting wildly) Rukawa! Hands off my balls!
Rukawa: Do'ahou! No! * Trying to keep the packet of gumballs from Mitsui *
Mitsui: (Spots Haruko nearby) Haruko! Help me grab my balls!
Haruko: !!! * blush * * quickly runs away screaming her head off *
Mitsui: ? Argh, misunderstood again.
Akagi: * punches Mitsui and Rukawa on the head * STOP FIGHTING! Mitsui! How DARE you ask Haruko to do such a thing?!
Mitsui: But--!
Akagi: And Rukawa! How could you do SUCH an OBSCENCE act!
Rukawa: ?
Akagi: Is it true that you both are 'involved'?
Mitsui: [*thinks: Us...?! Involved in an affair?! Ugh!*] * Is about to say something *
Rukawa: [*thinks: Us... involved in the basketball practice game?*] Of course.
Mitsui: No! YOU BAKA!
Rukawa: * confused * Of course we are--!
Mitsui: NOOOOOO! NO! NO! NO! NO! [*thinking: Is Rukawa _gay_?!*]
Rukawa: [*thinks: What?! Mitsui doesn't want us involved in the basketball practice game?!*] Why do you deny it?!
Mitsui: Because it's not true!
Rukawa: It is true!
Mitsui: It is NOT!
Rukawa: It IS true! (Starts fighting with Mitsui all over again)
Sakuragi: (Pops in) Oh, what is true? Is it that I am a tensai? Please don't over flatter me.
Mitsui and Rukawa: SHUT UP DO'AHOU!
Sakuragi: Teme! (Sakuragi was about to join the fight)
Akagi: * Blocks Sakuragi * What is wrong with you all?! You're acting like little brats!
(Rukawa accidentally drops the packet of gumballs)
Mitsui: Argh! You dropped my balls!
Sakuragi: What?! Your balls are inside that packet?!
Mitsui: ? Yeah, duh!
Sendoh: Hey, what did I miss?
Rukawa: Mitsui's balls.
Mitsui: Yes! ...... * think, think * ...... I mean NO!
(Sakuragi picks up the packet of gumballs. He opens it and finds gumballs, duh. He took one out and licked it)
Mitsui: Hey! Don't lick my balls!
Sakuragi: Hey, your balls are delicious! I wonder what will mine taste like..
Rukawa: Do'ahou.
Sakuragi: Kitsune! What about yours?!
Sendoh: Hey, you are forgetting someone very important here..
Mitsui: Sakuragi! Give me back my balls!
Sakuragi: I think you can still 'p' without them!
(Kogure enters)
Kogure: Um... Sakuragi. Those balls... are not the one the ones that you think they are.
Sakuragi: What?! Is it Rukawa's balls then?!
Rukawa: * glares * Hn.
Kogure: No! No! Those are gumballs!
Sakuragi: * drops the packet of gumballs * Oh! * looks shocked *
Mitsui: Noo! You dropped my balls!
Sendoh: I think Sakuragi was actually hoping that those balls were really Mitsui's * ahem *
Kogure: Mitsui always chew gumballs before a game starts.
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(Ryota appears out of nowhere)
Ryota: Hngh. You just made my Aya-chan walk off.
Kogure: Now, the cloud is clear right?
Sakuragi: Oh, no! Now, now... all this wouldn't have happened if Mitsui just said GUM-balls.
Mitsui: Now, you're blaming it on me, huh!
Rukawa: For once, in a gazillion year, I agree with Hanamichi. So, now, do we start getting involved now or the next century!
Mitsui: No. Never-ever will.
(Sakuragi nudges Mitsui)
Sakuragi: Hey Micchy, you never told me that you were _involved_ with Rukawa!
Sendoh: Interesting....
Mitsui: No! I'm NOT!
Sendoh: Interesting....
(Haruko's sharp ears picked up the words that Sakuragi said about the 'involve'.)
Haruko: Who is involved with Rukawa?
Rukawa: Involved with me? * Blink, blink *
Sakuragi: Don't act dumb, kitsune. This tensai knows it all! Nyahahahahahahahaha!
Rukawa: Do'ahou. * Rukawa finally realized what the 'involve' word was meant for *
Sendoh: Oooh... Rukawa....
(END)
Chapter 1: Ball Confusion
Author: FroZen_FiRe and Emerald Space2
(FroZen_FiRe's name came first on her request. O.o)
Slam Dunk characters © Takehiko Inoue.
Emerald Space2's note: FroZen_FiRe is a friend of mine who has no access to the internet, so she can't have her own fanfiction.net account. Anyway, here is a fan fic we both did:
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[Setting: Ryonan Court]
Mitsui: Have you seen my balls?
Sendoh: What? Have I seen your what? * blush * Are you serious?
Mitsui: What... serious? * Think... think * No! Not those balls! Da'ohau! Bakarou! You're such a hentai!
Uozumi: Hey, Mitsui! What are YOU doing in Ryonan's court? The practice game will start in half an hour!
Sendoh: Oh, captain! He is err... looking for his balls.
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(Sendoh goes around and asks everyone if they have seen Mitsui's balls!)
Sendoh: Ayako, have you seen Mitsui's balls?
Ayako: WHAT?! Are you implying that I'm having an affair with Mitsui?! * fumes *
Ryota: [*thinks: Oh no! Aya is having an affair with Sendoh!*] Sendoh? How could you?! * attacks Sendoh *
(No more practice game for Ryonan and Shohoku. Sendoh is injured and can't play, thanks to Ryota)
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(Sakuragi had overheard Mitsui and Sendoh's conversation and jumped into a conclusion that Mitsui is gay. He goes to the Ryonan court to check it out)
Sakuragi; Wow! I didn't know you were gay, Mitsui!
Mitsui: Now, what are you talking about? AND why are you here?
Uozumi: No! Now, now, what are you BOTH doing in my court?
Sendoh: Like I said, Mitsui is looking for his balls!
~
Uozumi: Akagi, your junior team mate - _the_ MVP - Mitsui is such a hentai!
Akagi: How DARE you say that!
Uozumi: * Rolls eyes *
~
(After a while, Mitsui gave up on searching for his packet of gumballs. Just then, he saw Rukawa picking up his packet of gumballs from the floor, outside the Ryonan's building)
Mitsui: Rukawa! You stole my balls!
Rukawa: Your balls?
Mitsui: Yeah! You're holding my balls!
Rukawa: Finders keepers. Losers weepers.
~
(Akagi and Uozumi overheard the simple conversation.)
Akagi: Mitsui?! * Gulp *
Uozumi: Wow! You gulped! That's first time in history! Anyway, see what I mean.
Akagi: Shut up Uozumi! [*thinks: How can they ............ impossible!*]
~
(Akagi goes to Rukawa and Mitsui who started fighting)
Mitsui: (Still fighting wildly) Rukawa! Hands off my balls!
Rukawa: Do'ahou! No! * Trying to keep the packet of gumballs from Mitsui *
Mitsui: (Spots Haruko nearby) Haruko! Help me grab my balls!
Haruko: !!! * blush * * quickly runs away screaming her head off *
Mitsui: ? Argh, misunderstood again.
Akagi: * punches Mitsui and Rukawa on the head * STOP FIGHTING! Mitsui! How DARE you ask Haruko to do such a thing?!
Mitsui: But--!
Akagi: And Rukawa! How could you do SUCH an OBSCENCE act!
Rukawa: ?
Akagi: Is it true that you both are 'involved'?
Mitsui: [*thinks: Us...?! Involved in an affair?! Ugh!*] * Is about to say something *
Rukawa: [*thinks: Us... involved in the basketball practice game?*] Of course.
Mitsui: No! YOU BAKA!
Rukawa: * confused * Of course we are--!
Mitsui: NOOOOOO! NO! NO! NO! NO! [*thinking: Is Rukawa _gay_?!*]
Rukawa: [*thinks: What?! Mitsui doesn't want us involved in the basketball practice game?!*] Why do you deny it?!
Mitsui: Because it's not true!
Rukawa: It is true!
Mitsui: It is NOT!
Rukawa: It IS true! (Starts fighting with Mitsui all over again)
Sakuragi: (Pops in) Oh, what is true? Is it that I am a tensai? Please don't over flatter me.
Mitsui and Rukawa: SHUT UP DO'AHOU!
Sakuragi: Teme! (Sakuragi was about to join the fight)
Akagi: * Blocks Sakuragi * What is wrong with you all?! You're acting like little brats!
(Rukawa accidentally drops the packet of gumballs)
Mitsui: Argh! You dropped my balls!
Sakuragi: What?! Your balls are inside that packet?!
Mitsui: ? Yeah, duh!
Sendoh: Hey, what did I miss?
Rukawa: Mitsui's balls.
Mitsui: Yes! ...... * think, think * ...... I mean NO!
(Sakuragi picks up the packet of gumballs. He opens it and finds gumballs, duh. He took one out and licked it)
Mitsui: Hey! Don't lick my balls!
Sakuragi: Hey, your balls are delicious! I wonder what will mine taste like..
Rukawa: Do'ahou.
Sakuragi: Kitsune! What about yours?!
Sendoh: Hey, you are forgetting someone very important here..
Mitsui: Sakuragi! Give me back my balls!
Sakuragi: I think you can still 'p' without them!
(Kogure enters)
Kogure: Um... Sakuragi. Those balls... are not the one the ones that you think they are.
Sakuragi: What?! Is it Rukawa's balls then?!
Rukawa: * glares * Hn.
Kogure: No! No! Those are gumballs!
Sakuragi: * drops the packet of gumballs * Oh! * looks shocked *
Mitsui: Noo! You dropped my balls!
Sendoh: I think Sakuragi was actually hoping that those balls were really Mitsui's * ahem *
Kogure: Mitsui always chew gumballs before a game starts.
~
(Ryota appears out of nowhere)
Ryota: Hngh. You just made my Aya-chan walk off.
Kogure: Now, the cloud is clear right?
Sakuragi: Oh, no! Now, now... all this wouldn't have happened if Mitsui just said GUM-balls.
Mitsui: Now, you're blaming it on me, huh!
Rukawa: For once, in a gazillion year, I agree with Hanamichi. So, now, do we start getting involved now or the next century!
Mitsui: No. Never-ever will.
(Sakuragi nudges Mitsui)
Sakuragi: Hey Micchy, you never told me that you were _involved_ with Rukawa!
Sendoh: Interesting....
Mitsui: No! I'm NOT!
Sendoh: Interesting....
(Haruko's sharp ears picked up the words that Sakuragi said about the 'involve'.)
Haruko: Who is involved with Rukawa?
Rukawa: Involved with me? * Blink, blink *
Sakuragi: Don't act dumb, kitsune. This tensai knows it all! Nyahahahahahahahaha!
Rukawa: Do'ahou. * Rukawa finally realized what the 'involve' word was meant for *
Sendoh: Oooh... Rukawa....
(END)