Disclaimer - You know, standard spiel here. I don't own Naruto or the characters, ect.

May 7, 2014. There will be spoilers.

"Senpaiii!"

Deidara mentally groaned. He was having peaceful day without that idiot around bothering him. He was out enjoying the sunshine, sitting against a group of rocks and making small flying insects, trying to see how small he could make his creations, while still retaining a good explosion. "What do you want, un?"

"Tobi was a good boy for Zetsu!"

"So?"

"So?" he squealed, waving his arms around in the air. "Tobi was a good boy, so Tobi should get rewarded!"

"Whatever, un."

"Senpai said Tobi could hug him for his reward!" Tobi jumped up and down excitedly, waiting for Deidara's response. Inwardly, he was really looking forward to Deidara flipping out; it was one of the few highlights of having to be 'Tobi'.

"Go away, un."

"Tobi wants his reward, Senpai!" Tobi sprang forward and hugged Deidara, causing him shout and stand up suddenly, pissed off.

"Uh oh. Tobi didn't mean it! Tobi's sorry! Senpaiii!" Tobi said, putting his hands up in front of him and waving them.

"DIE! Katsu!" Deidara shouted causing the several of the clay insects he had created to go off. They propelled Tobi into the air and into the nearby river. Tobi thrashed and flailed, yelling "Senpai!" as the river carried him away.

Clinging to a piece of wood and finally being washed to a place where he could reached the bottom of the river with his feet, he waded out, pulling off his Akatsuki robe and wringing it to remove as much water as he could. He hadn't realized Deidara had been doing anything more than enjoying the sun, but it pleased him that the artist was using his time wisely. He put his robe back on and went to claim his real reward.

"Senpai!"

"GO AWAY, un!" Deidara looked up, glaring at Tobi who was now dripping water on the top of the rocks. He put his hand in his clay pouch, silently threatening his annoying partner.

"If Tobi can't have a Senpai hug as his reward, can Tobi ask Senpai questions about his hands?"

"Why do you care, un?"

"Tobi is curious. Sometimes Tobi sees Senpai playing with his food. Does Senpai's hands eat?"

"Curiosity killed the cat, un."

"But Tobi isn't a cat, Senpai."

"IF I answer your stupid questions will you stop dripping water on me?"

Tobi jumped off the rocks and sat near Deidara, only leaving a few inches between them. Deidara scowled a little, but Tobi ignored it. He leaned closer to Deidara. "Senpai?"

"What, un?"

"Tobi's has questions!"

"No, they don't eat, un."

"Then why does Senpai play with his food?"

Deidara scratched his face with a finger, not really comfortable with talking about his hands. "They like to taste other things, sometimes."

"What kinds of things, Senpai?"

"Food, mostly, un."

"Do they like the same things?"

"No."

"No?" Tobi cocked his head.

Deidara sighed. "One likes cold, the other likes hot. They like different kinds of clay. One likes having the teeth brushed, the other hates it, un."

"Does Senpai ever use them to kiss?"

Deidara stood up, turning away. "That's a stupid question, idiot."

"Aw, Senpai! Tobi didn't mean to make Senpai angry," he shouted, as Deidara walked away.