Sorry for the long wait—Tony was a bit tricky for me! Thank you so much for reading and reviewing—you are all so, so lovely!

Without further ado:

Man of Iron.

TS: Well, if it isn't reindeer games using a device from Earth-yes, the same planet you tried to destroy-if it wasn't for those…what were they called, oh yes, THE AVENGERS? Stopping you gosh, you'd never even have a cell phone. Can you see the IRONY in that?

Loki: ….Man of Iron.

TS: I prefer Ironman, but whatever floats your boat, Rudolph.

Loki: So, Thor has betrayed my device number to you as well?!

TS: Calm down Loki wan kanobi, Big brother didn't give me ur digits

Loki: Then how?

TS: Weeeeelll, I hacked it.

Loki: And what the purpose of you contacting me.

TS: To ask you to…Join the Avengers!

Loki: What?! I would never join a group of pathetic, miserable mortals as-

TS: No? Good, I was only joking.

Loki: Hmph.

TS: I mean it would be realllly awkward if you said yes.

Loki: It would not! It would be an honor for you mortals, that the very God of Mischief joined your ranks.

TS: Really? You would actually consider joining the Avengers-justtt to prove me wrong?

Loki: Thor has and if he can, then so can I.

TS: Really? So this is really a baby brother can do anything big brother can competition?

Loki: I can do anything Thor can. There is no competition.

TS: Really?

Loki: If I wanted to, I could. You all could not stop me.

TS: Ahh, Mr. Evil Soiled Pants on the side of good that would definitely make news. So….you're in?

Loki: You offers are full of false camaraderie, Man of Iron. You never gave that drink of you offered, as I recall.

TS: Oh, don't blame me. How about next time you're trying to get big brother's attention you can-you know-not try to take over a planet.

Loki: I was not trying to get Thor's attention!

TS: Yeah, I don't believe that… First Thor tells us you killed yourself and then bam! You show up on his favorite planet and try to control it, what exactly were you doing?

Loki: I have no need to explain myself to the likes of you.

TS: No, but I have a whole on the floor in my tower thanks to you. Oh, and there was that thing where I almost died because I was trying to save the entire city from a nuc because of YOUR alien race army.

Loki: Is there a point to this?

TS: Do I have to have a purpose?

Loki: No, I forgot. You pathetically short existence gives rise to you're inability to have reason for anything to do.

TS: Wow, that's impressive.

Loki: Smirk

TS: Coming from the Trickster who's spending eternity in time-out.

Loki: IT'S NOT TIME OUT! IT'S IMPRISONMENT YOU KNOW NOTHING OF ODIN'S ASGARDIAN FORM OF JUSTICE.

TS: Really? Did you know Midgardian women think you're tragically misunderstood?

Loki: Go on…

TS: They think you're being tortured daily, whipped, beaten…among other things…They don't realize you've got a perfectly sizeable cell, relatively fashionable clothing-if you're in to that type of thing-and every book in the library we can't even imagine.

Loki: Are you jealous Man of Iron?

TS: What? Me? No way. I've got a tower and Jarvis and all my stuff

Loki: A larger prison is still a prison, is it not?

TS: Oh ho! No need to get all-wise with me, Rudolph, I have still have my friends and I can see them anytime.

Loki: Who needs friends when you have an army?

TS: A defeated army, don't forget. Keyword: DEFEATED. I mean what kind of army would you have right now? An army of mummies hugs and kisses?

Loki:Enough! I will find you and kill you.

TS: Hey, now do you really want to start sending threats? I'm currently sitting in Shield headquarters, sending me threats could make your sentence a lot less tolerable.

Loki: You dare to threat me, Man of Iron? I am-a prince of Asgard!

TS: I thought you disowned Asgard aren't you a giant frosty or something?

Loki: Frost giant and after I'm through with you your metal suit will freeze and rust and crush the very man who wears it and calls himself a hero.

TS: Tsk, tsk Frosty what did Daddy tell you about the threats? But, look if it helps, I get it. Thor takes all the limelight that you need to impress Odin. Thor can be a jerk.

Loki: You may continue…

TS: Thor's like this big, arrogant as-uh-Thunder. And he thinks that makes him the foremost authority on everything because he can hit it with his little hammer Big O gave him. I can't stand that kind of person.

Loki: Truly?

TS: Yup…between me and you Frosty, I think there's a special in Hell for guys like Thor who pick on weaker guys who are smarter than him because he thinks he can crush anything with his big hammer and make it do what he wants.

Loki: I do not understand, are you truly aware of my brother's arrogance and stupidity?

TS: Of course I am! I see it first hand; yeah we're all on the same team, but man there are days…. And of course there's allllll this stuff on the Internet….

Loki: …The Internet?

TS: Don't tell me you haven't heard of the internettt?wlj3 92

Loki: Your ability to type is atrocious and speaks little of your intellect, still, you bring up compelling points about my bro-no about Thor.

TS: Oyii, that's what texting is for, u dnt have 2 b grammatically correct

Loki: A disgrace to langue itself, but I suppose you enjoy that sort of thing don't you, Man of Iron?

TS: I'm just going to ignore that crap, but if it means annoying you, yes, yes I do. But seriously , you havnt heard of the internet? Huge online database filled with all sorts of information-one place with all the answers to almost every question that has ever existed.

Loki: No….

Loki: how does one speak to this Internet?

TS: Ooh, I don't know if you'd like to know about pathetic mortal technology…

Loki: It is a matter to exploration; no doubt I would find myself disappointed after having made acquaintance with this All-Knowing Internet being.

TS: Well, it's really quite simple…you can actually access it through your phone…

Loki: True? I can speak with this internet being right now?

TS: Err….in a way. Now, Loki, if I share with you the information of the Internet then you have to be good giant frosty and not semi-evil psychopath prince.

LokI: You're not my father!

TS: Awe come on, Snappy, I thought we had something going here! Daddy's not going to show you the wonders of the internet if you don't behave!

Loki: I'm have many more years than you, mortal!

TS: Yes, in Asgardian years, but in human years you could be the kid I never knew I had!

Loki: ….

TS: Okay, yeah that's a little weird. But don't blame me, you're the one that acts like a baby.

Loki: I DO NOT!

TS: Is baby Loki throwing another tantrum?

Loki: I-

Loki: I apologize for my outburst man of Iron, please show me how to make contact with this internet being…

TS: Okay, there's good frosty, now listen, there are some places you should never visit…such a certain Tumblr….

...TBC

Dun, dun, dun! What did you think of Tony/Loki's Text conversation?! What will Loki do with the power of the internet?! Leave a comment below! I love reading them! Also if you have an idea/or just want to see two characters texting, post it in the comments! Your wish is my command!

Also was thinking about writing an actually angsty story- filled with brotherly angst! Maybe a one shot or a couple chapters. Let me know if you guys would be interested in something like that!

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