What I'm sure my parents are thinking by now. Disclaimer: Of course I don't own Frozen or the songs therein (which will come into play in the next chapter).


Would you please stop singing Frozen?
You've been singing it all day
It's just not entertaining anymore
Please shut the door
Or I will make you pay
We used to be best buddies
Till you sang nonstop
I wish you would get a life
Would you please stop singing Frozen?
How about something from Aladdin
For a try?

Would you please stop singing Frozen?
You're gonna drive me off the walls
I think some other music's overdue
I've started listening to
Throat singing from Nepal*
(ACKAKAHEM)
It gets pretty annoying
Hearing all these tunes
Again and again each day
(Beware the Frozen Heart, For the First Time in Forever, Love is an Open Door, Let it Go, Reindeer are Better than People, In Summer, Fixer-Upper)

Please, I know you're tired
Put down the mic and go to bed
I get it, you have lots of feels
But you will have a real
Long day ahead
There are so many other movies you can watch
Why don't you watch one with me?
If you'll just stop singing Frozen
Just make it anything but Frozen...


*I'm pretty sure throat singing is actually from Mongolia, but I needed a rhyme, so whatever. Close enough.