Levi stared, open mouthed, at the boy on the bed, as he sat up and yawned. He smiled, "Good morning," he said nonchalantly.

Levi just stood against the bedroom wall. "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU!?" He practically screamed at the boy.

"Eren. Eren Jaeger. How do you not know this? It was in my product description." The boy, Eren, asked. He then sat up straight, his eyes widening. "Wait a minute. I'm talking again. Shit."

Levi just stared. "What the fuck do you mean 'product description? How did you get into my bed!?" To anyone who actually knew Levi, they could very easily tell that he was surprised and confused. But if anyone else got that look, they would probably think that he was going to cut off their skin and wear it while feasting on the rest of their corpse.

Eren gulped. "The description for the pillow that I was on, and I'm sorry for all of this and please don't take me back to the store, the store-lady keeps putting me on pillows and it really sucks!" Eren sucked in a breath.

Levi raised an eyebrow at the boy. "What do you mean 'putting you on pillows'? Is she not supposed to use your image on them?" Levi knew perfectly well what the kid was talking about, he just really did not want to believe what he was hearing.

Eren sighed. "No. It means she put ME on there."

Levi stood up. "Leave."

Eren looked terrified. "But I don't have anywhere to go!"

Levi rolled his eyes. "The living room would suffice. I need to get dressed, then we'll sort this out." Eren visibly relaxed. Levi just glared. "Well? What are you waiting for? Get out!"

"Um, uh, right." Eren stood up on wobbly legs, and left the room.