Jesus fucking Christ! How long has this been on hold? Fuck, I really need to get myself organized. Damn.

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Kim was blushing, here she was paralyze on top of Shego, her head against the woman's breasts and her ass on her hips. She tried to move, but couldn't, that is until she felt something under her, and whatever it was it was coming from Shego.

Now both of them were blushing

A minute has passed and both Ron and Drakken just stared at the two girls paralyzed on the floor and stuck together.

Finally after about two minutes, Shego could wiggle her finger (she's been trying to wiggle it for the past two minutes) so with all her strength she pushes Kim off her and yells at Drakken to leave.

After seeing Shego break free Kim tried and soon she was free too, but Shego and Drakken managed to escape by the time she got to her feet. Her face was red and she was thinking back to the thing that she felt coming from Shego.

"KP, I got the gun let's go!" Ron waves at her from the door and points out to the helicopter waiting for them.

"I-I'm coming!" she yells back, she takes out last look at the hole Shego made to escape and sighs. Whatever it was that was poking couldn't have come from Shego; she's a girl after all, right? Kim has been poked by Ron quite a few times to know what it is and what causes the person to do that.

"KP!"

"I'm coming!" Kim tries to calm herself so her blush can go away and runs to the door. Shego is hiding something from her—either she has a thing for wearing strap-on or that thing in her pants is real. Looks like I'm going to have a talk with Shego the next time we meet. Oh they'll meet alright, they always do.

Chapter 4: Just friends…right?

Kim starred out the window of the chopper that was flying her home; she's been staring ever since the mission. Her mind lingered on the thought of Shego; for the few minutes that they were paralyzed Kim felt something coming from Shego's lap. As she could recall the last time she felt something like that was when she and Ron are making out and then her boyfriend accidently pops an erection.

But that can't be right, Shego's a girl; she's got the amazing curves of a woman, the hips of a woman and the breasts of one too.

Or maybe Shego was wearing a strap-on; judging from her, Kim can suspect the woman has a libido the size of an elephant. But does that mean that Shego is a lesbian?

Well she is hot, what kind of man or woman won't fall for her? Kim blushes, Shego, hot?

"Uh…KP?" Ron has been staring at his girlfriend the whole ride and not once did Kim bother to look at him or give him their signature 'victory kisses after a successful mission. Wait, was it successful? Of course it was, they stopped Drakken's plan and blew up his lair. So why didn't Kim kiss him? Ron frowns when he saw that Kim didn't respond or move when he called her, so he speaks up again, this time louder, "KP!"

Kim slightly flinches and looks up at her boyfriend, "what is it Ron?" she and Ron blink; never did Kim ever snap at him (only when he was doing something stupid and annoying) what was going on? "Sorry, Ron, I'm—I'm just tired," she half lies, again.

Ron scrunches his nose and glances at the table, "you don't love me anymore…" he mumbles out.

Kim's eyes widen at Ron's confession, "what are talking about Ron? Of course I love you!" why would he say such a thing?

The blonde boy shakes his head, he looks up at Kim and the redhead can see his eyes starting to water, "it's true, Kim," the redhead winces at her name, "when I try to kiss you there's a second of uncertain in your eyes then it leaves,"

"Ron…" Kim whispered but the boy cuts her off by shaking his head.

"Every time I try to hold your hand, you're reluctant at first," the redhead rubs her arm but looks at Ron dead in the eye. The blonde boy wipes the tears that were forming before they could fall, "I noticed these things after five months when we started to date."

Kim's eyes widen, after five months and she didn't even know she was doing all those things to Ron? My God she feels like such a jerk right now. "I-I I'm so sorry, Ron, I never knew…" the redhead felt the tears form in her eyes.

Ron gives her a sad smile, "its fine KP," he glances at the ground and looks back at Kim, "I think I can understand why you did all those things,"

Kim blinks back the tears and looks at Ron's brown eyes, "y-you do?"

Ron rubs the back of his neck, unsure, "well, yes and no…" he lightly gulps and takes a glance at Kim, "I mean—I had a crush on you since pre-K and you never knew…" he thinks back to their first kiss—well not counting the one where Kim was controlled by that little moodulator –on their prom night, "doesn't it sound a bit cliché that two best friends got together because of a kiss?" he asked with a dry laugh.

Kim frowns, "it was our first kiss," she whispers loud enough for only he can hear.

Ron gives a sad smile, "yeah it was…" he grabs Kim's hands in his and gives them a gentle squeeze, "which is why I think this relationship isn't going to work anymore,"

The redhead blinks and looks at Ron, but the boy refuses to look at her, "y-you're breaking up with me?" Kim was surprised by her voice; in her head she was devastated by Ron's confession but her heart…her heart did not break nor did it contorted in pain.

Ron sniffs, "I really don't want to…but I really don't want to be in a relationship if you don't love me—"

"But I do love you!" Kim yells and a few people in the restaurant looked at her; she blushes and lowers her voice down, "I do love you…" she looks at Ron brown eyes with her green ones.

"But are you in love with me?"

"What?" Kim blinks, what kind of question is that? "Ron, what are you talking about?"

"That's exactly why Kim; you love me—as a friend," Ron removed his hands from Kim's, "but you don't love me as a lover…" he whispers the last word.

Kim blinks; she looks at the blonde and starts to process everything that has happen; Ron telling her that she doesn't love him like a girlfriend should love a boyfriend? They've been dating for almost a year how could she not love this lovable goof?

"Ron…"

The boy shakes his head, a sad smile on his face, "its fine KP I trained myself for this day,"

Kim blinks again, this day? "What do you mean 'this day'?"

"Uhn oh," Ruffus squeaks and scurries into his masters pants pocket

"Well I thought that once you figure out your feelings for Shego then ill—"

"My what for who?!" Kim jumps on her seat

Ron flinches and rubs the back of his neck, "well I thought you already knew,"

"Knew what? That I like Shego more than you?" Kim asks and Ron gulps, "Ron, don't be ridiculous. Shego is my enemy," she sits back down and calms herself, "I hate her,"

"Are you sure about that KP?" Ron knew he was pushing his luck with the redhead, but it has been over four months since she started to show no interest in their relationship.

Kim narrows her eyes at the blonde boy, "what are you talking about Ron? Of course I'm sure! Why wouldn't I be?!"

Ron adverts his eyes from Kim and looks around, he takes in a huge breath, well here goes nothing, "KP—Kim," he gulps. Ruffus scurries out of his pocket and places a small paw on his hand to reassure him; he smiles and continues, "Kim, we've been dating for almost a year, right?"

"Yes," Kim answers, not sure where the boy was going with this.

Ron gulps for one last time and looks at Kim straight in the eyes, "I noticed that for four months you rarely gave me any attention,"

Kim was surprised by this

"And I also noticed that whenever you and Shego fight, you always seem to glow,"

"Glow?"

Ron nods, "Kim, anyone with eyes could easily see you go from normal to excited when Shego is around," he pauses for a bit, "heck, if it wasn't for Ruffus I wouldn't have noticed!"

"Uhn huh!" the naked mole rat agreed

Kim absorbs all that Ron has said; Shego excites her? The redhead thinks back to all the fights in the past four months, sure she gets a rush fighting with Shego but she always gets a rush when fighting bad guys.

But no one can excite me like Shego

Kim's eyes widen, where did that come from?

Alright, so she will admit it; Shego can bring something with in her that she has never felt before. So what? What does that mean for her?

Heh, it's like she has some sort of crush on her or something, because that will be so wrong and weird in so many levels.

Right?

Ron was fidgeting; Kim hasn't spoken a word ever since he told her about what Shego does to her, "uh Kim?"

No it has to be right; she doesn't have feelings for Shego. For Gods sakes their both women. Hey don't get her wrong she's not against homosexuality or anything but the thought of her being in love with another girl? No way.

"KP?"

Sure Shego's hot and all and anyone will consider themselves lucky to date her, but not Kim.

"Kim?"

And what about that bulge that she felt—wait a minute the bulge! That's what has been keeping her awake and asking so many questions! How can she forget about the bulge? It is after all what is causing her talk to Shego and maybe corner her until the women confess on what's she's hiding in her pants.

But then again won't she be violating someone's personal space? Oh what is she thinking, since when does she care about a villain's personal space.

"Kim!"

Kim snaps out of her thoughts, she shakes her head and looks up at Ron, "yes?"

The blonde boy eyes Kim, "are you okay?" he asks

The redhead blinks then gives the boy a smile, "of course Ron why wouldn't I be?"

"Well, you haven't said anything since I said that—"

"Since what, Ron, since you told me that I like Shego?"

"Uh…yes…"

Kim grins and takes it as a joke, "don't be ridiculous Ron, I don't have a crush on—" that is when realization hit her like a ton of bricks. For four months she's been avoiding Ron's kisses, for four months she felt disgusted when Ron would suggest they have a dinner date at a heart attack causing restaurant, for four months she's been looking forward to fights with Shego and not with other villains like Professor Dementor or Duff Killigan, because unlike those weak ass villains Shego gives her this adrenaline rush that she can't seem to get enough of, Heck you might as well say that she's become addictive to fighting Shego.

But that doesn't mean she likes Shego, she just likes her because she's the only one that can match up to her. So she told Ron.

To say the boy was disappointed, he didn't press on the matter and instead decided to drop it. But deep down he knows Kim has some sort of crush on Shego—he thanks his mystical monkey powers—because only the green skinned woman can make Kim's day brighten up better than he could. But since he decided to drop it, it doesn't mean he'll give up on the case. But for now… "Friends?"

"Huh?" Kim looks at Ron, the boy had his arms stretch out for a hug. The redhead smiles, this is what she likes about Ron-even though the boy is kicked down he always finds a way to jump back up with a smile. Kim stands up and hugs the boy, "best friends,"

"Booyah!" Ruffus squeaks

Ron pulls out from the hug and gives his famous 'Ron smile' to his best friend; Kim returns the smile, "now if you excuse me, I need to heat up this Naco. Can't eat it cold," he gets up and calls for the manager. But before he could leave he turns and gives one last smile to Kim, "I don't care who you end up with, just want ot let you know I will always support you no matter what," he winks at the redhead and leaves. Ruffus stayed behind for a bit and placed a paw on Kim's hand, "my too," he squeaks and follows his master.

Kim couldn't help but to smile as the boy argued with the manager about the cold food. Though somewhere in the back of her mind she couldn't stop thinking about what Ron said.

And about Shego too

Argh! Finally I am done with this chapter ugh!