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[A Cruel Angel's Thesis]

(A small bead of light appears in the center, but spreads outward)

Zankoku na tenshi no you ni Shonen yo, shinwa ni nare... (The screen turns red, showing a sea of crimson, changing again to a sea of stars, all of them moving away from the center, changing once more to water, where Shinji float aimlessly

Needle scratch

(Shinji wakes up and falls downward)

[PASWG Opening Theme]

(Shinji hits the floor, groggy, but then a picture blonde girl appears behind him, exploding in a second, throwing Shinji to the right, a picture of a Gothic-Lolita appears next, exploding him to the left, a black Priest appears in the center, exploding him downward, a green dog appears, exploding ,in gore, Shinji to the center, and a church then appears, exploding Shinji to the sky.]

Panty, Stocking, Panty, Panty, Stocking yo! (Shinji falling downward, landing on Panty, his hand inside her dress, groping her, Panty enjoying the sensation with her gun in her hand. Shinji realizing what he is doing, freaking out. Soon shows what are inside their heads, Panty thinking only sex, Shinji thinking of running away.)

Panty, Stocking, Oh Panty, Stocking! Choose me baby! Choose me baby! Be alri-right! Panty, Stocking. (Shinji runs in the other direction, leaving Panty disappointed. Shinji then crashes on top of Stocking, while he is in a dominating position, Stocking's sword place in between her breast. Stocking moans in delight, showing that Stocking only think of sweets, goth, and S&M, while Shinji is thinking of getting off. A brief moment depicting three stain glass windows, showing Angel's halo, wings, and weapons. Shinji then crashes to Gaterbelt, who stares at him greatly. Showing nothing on what Gaterbelt is thinking, but Shinji is screaming to run.)

Panty, Stocking, Panty, Panty, Stocking yo! (Shinji somehow is in a couch, and both Anarchy sisters are approaching him, Panty wearing a mini skirt, a pink top, and white high heels, Stocking wearing a Gothic-Lolita maid, complete with with frills, and blue ribbons. A ghost getting shot and cut.)

Oh Panty, Stocking, choose me! Choose me baby! Choose me baby, be alri-ri-ri-ri-ri-right! (Humans suffering under their deeds and negative emotions. Panty, Stocking, and Shinji are being chase by large ghosts, but quickly change the trio appearing victorious. Then the two sisters are chasing after Shinji, himself is scared. Then Shinji is caught, himself making Stocking sweets, while massaging Panty, making her moan sensually. The screen goes black, showing nothing, but the sister's eyes, and Halo. When the light reappears the sisters are in sexy, angelic clothing, both of them are flying upward, holding hand. The priest is in the background, himself showing the two angels, and Shinji is in the bottom center with the dog. Now all of them are walking, in tattered clothing, in a wreaked city.)

Radio channel changing

[Cruel Angel's Thesis 00:52]

Dakedo itsuka kizuku deshou sono senaka ni wa (Shinji, as he is walking is being covered in armor, greatly similar to Unit 01. A image of Misato, the demon sisters, Corset, and Rei appear in order.)

Haruka mirai mezasu tame no hane ga aru koto... (Armored Shinji tenses as he places his arms a front of himself, crossing his chest. Then Black feathered wings sprout behind him, glowing in a eerie light.)

Zankoku na tenshi no te-ze (Shinji is covered in blood, Savior, himself attacking a ghost with a red broad sword, Destroyer, a image of the earth blood red, Hellsmonkey, Rei with the full moon behind her,The Truth)

Madobe kara yagate tobitatsu (A grey City with two large towards in full view, Daten City, a church standing on a lonely hill, The NGE NERV Cast appearing one by one, then their Alternate self, showing hatred.)

Hotobashiru atsui patosu de (A heavily fortified Unit 02 chasing after Shinji, Evangelion Unit 02 Dash, Shinji, the Anarchy Angels, and Demon sister fighting Hordes of Unusual ghosts, Shinji front flipping with a explosion behind him)

Omoide wo uragiru nara (Both Adam and Lilith are standing together, Rulers, The world changing all around back to normal, Reverse Impact, Both Demon sister are exposed, covering their breast, blushing, Misato is confronting her alter self)

Kono zora wo daite kagayaku (Shinji's Armor is coming off, revealing himself, he is then looks to the blue sky)

Shonen yo, shinwa ni nare (Shinji is leaving NERV, Being captured by WILLE, Shinji smiling with the others)

[Ending of PASWG Theme 00:26] (Chibi faces of Panty, Stocking, Gaterbelt, Shinji and Chuck forming the title)

Neon Genesis Evangelion: Trouble in Daten City

Bang "Why..." Bang "Why..." BANG "WHY?!" Half of NERV base is in Chaos and ruin. Countless craters scatter all around, Evangelion Unit 01 on top of a black pyramid that is NERV headquarters, appearing like a demon ready to unleash hell itself. Shinji Ikari, Third Child and pilot of Unit 01, is in the cockpit with eyes filled with hurt, betrayal, and most of all, hate. Hate towards his father.

"Why father, why did you make kill Asuka!?" Shinji screams as Gendo Ikari just sits there, his hands folded, like this is nothing more than a minor problem.

"Please Shinji, stop this. Commander Ikari was only doing what is good for humanity!" Maya pleaded. The whole building shook as Evangelion Unit 01 stomps downward, scaring almost everyone.

"Maya's right you know! Without Commander Ikari's interference, you and everyone in NERV will be dead!" Makoto yelled as the building shook once more.

"I don't care if I died!" Shinji screams in fury, as he lower his head in shame. "What he did... what my father force me to do... is unforgivable!" Shinij screams, raising his head, looking into the screen, appearing to looking at the one person he despise the most. "I have four minutes of power left, and I can destroy all of NERV within that time. Can you hear me? FATHER!" Kozo Fuyutsuki, NERV's deputy commander and Gendo's right hand man, leans to Gendo's ear and whisper's to him.

"You know he's right, and with his is right now, he will do it." Gendo scoffs at this. "I don't have time dealing with a child's tandem." Gendo speaks loudly to the NERV staff. "Flood the cockpit." This shock everyone greatly hearing him said something that coldly.

"But sir, if we increase anymore, it might kill him." Shigeru Aoba said in shock. "He is your son."

"That's an order, do it." Complying, the technicians entered the commands to flood the cockpit will LCL above normal.

Back with Shinji, while still full of rage, notices that the cockpit grown dark, enticing him more. "I STILL HAVE FULL DIRECT CONTROLS!" Shinji shouts out, but suddenly notice that it became harder to breathe, making him lose conscience. 'Damn it... damn it...'

A day pass after that event, and NERV are cleaning and sanitizing the gruesome scene that was once Evangelion Unit 03. Flesh, bone, armor, organs litter the landscape, covering and destroying places that was once homes to others, and the shattered remains of Asuka's plug lay before the cleaning team, investigating what has happen, and recovering the pilot.

In a separate place, what is remain of Asuka Langley Sohryu, is in a dark, isolated room, breathing in a respirator. Above her is Dr. Ritsuko Akagi, with her head bandage up. "Her cellular tissue is free of all contamination, but her psychological contamination is another thing all together. Until we are sure that she is fully sanitize, she will be quarantine for everyone's safety."

"Will they go as far as to dispose of her?" Maya speaks in worry.

"No they won't. She is too valuable a specimen. They would never do it." Ritsuko said as she snuffs out her cigarette.

Shinji is now in a dark room, stewing in his hate for his father. When the door opens, light shine in, forecasting a shadow over Shinji's face. "The Commander wants to see you." A Section 2 grunt said as he hand cuffs him. Wasn't long that Shinji is in Gendo's office, standing a front of his father.

"I am disappointed in you Shinji. You stole a highly valuable weapon, and threaten to use it to destroy NERV. What have you say for yourself?" Gendo said coldly.

"I don't want to work for NERV or pilot another Eva ever again." Shinji states firmly.

"I see, then you are free to go under supervision and some restriction to you activities of course."

"I don't care, as long I don't pilot another Eva again, I am fine." Shinji said as he turns around and walks away.

"I am disappointed in you." Gendo said in the same cold fashion.

"Same here father." Shinji whispers to himself.

After Shinji leaves the room, Kozo whispers to Gendo's ear about something important. "Without Shinji, who will pilot Unit 01?" Gendo scoffs at this.

"It quite simple. Redesignate Rei as Unit 01's pilot, and use the dummy plug system as a back up." Gendo smiles as he finishes.

Shinji is now in Misato's apartment, finishing packing up what little things he owns. Misato is there with him, her head banged up, her arm in a cast, and her eyes full of sorrow and regret. "Shinji, please wait." Misato pleads to him before he leaves. "I know that we should of told you,... that I should of told you. That we put all our hope and dreams on you, Rei, and Asuka, but it for all of humanity. We care about you,... I care for you. Please don't..."

"I don't care what you or NERV want. They need a tool that wants to obey without question, no matter the deed." Misato is hurt hearing this. "I'm leaving far away as possible."

"Shinji." Misato extends her hand, hoping to make him stay.

"Goodbye Misato." But it too late as the door shuts right a front of Misato. She begin to cry, knowing that she drive away the closest thing to a son she may will or ever have.

"So do know where you going?" A Section 2 grunt ask Shinji as he packs his last item.

"What are my choices?" Shinji ask in curiosity. The Section 2 grunt brings out a small list out of his pocket.

"Old Tokyo, Kyoto, Hong Kong China, Shanghai China, Hai Phong Vietnam, or Daten City USA." Shinji began to think about it.

'Most of these cities are a train ride away there, I should remember. Few are accessible by airplane. If I have to choose one, I would...' "Daten City." Shinji decides.

"Alright." The Section 2 grunt nods as he calls ahead. What Shinij just did is much more that escaping his past, but he is setting himself for all new adventure.

Episode 01: Meeting with Anarchy

Upon arriving, Shinji Ikari, with all of his things, and passing through security, showing his paper work, he is now looking at the airplane schedule, wanting to know when the plane will arrive. "Let see... hmm looks like it will arrive in twenty minutes. Okay, where is that terminal?" While looking for his terminal, Shinji encounters two of the most unusual girls he have ever seen.

[PASWG OST 07]

"Oi Stocking, hurry your fat ass. The plane is coming soon, and I don't wanna miss any cute guys." Shinji turns his head around to see a tall girl with long, wavy blonde hair. While she looks to be around Shinji's age, she dress with a loss red dress, high heels and lots of jewelry, showing her cleavage, and her legs. This makes Shinji blush at this. While he did seen both Rei and Asuka in their form fitting plug suits, this girl show all of skin and breast, more so then Misato.

"I'm coming Panty, don't get all riled up bitch." And the next girl getting Shinji's attention is a curvy Gothic-Lolita, wearing a black dress, with white frills, black and blue stockings, a blue bow behind her head, near black hair on the outside, with oddly neon pick hair inside, reaching to her hips like the blonde. What surprises Shinji the most is not her figure, is how fast she is running towards him!

"OOF!/AUG!" Both of them crash to each other, falling onto the floor. Shinji was the first to get up, but notice that he is touching something soft, and and feeling something wrapping around him.

"(Huff, huff) This sensation, (Huff, huff) Its strange, but I want more!" Shinji opens his eyes and sees what he is doing. When he got up, he is roughly grouping her breast in one hand, holding her hands down in another, and their legs are intertwining each other, their nether regions almost touching. Shinji panics immediately, getting off her.

"AHH! I'M SORRY!" Shinji run quickly grabs his things, and runs to his terminal. Stocking sighs with a blush, disappointed that it ended.

"And it was getting interesting."

"Oh, you just got wet just from him second base? Stocking, you slut." Panty tease.

"Shut the Hell up Bitch! It wasn't like that!" Stocking screams in defiance.

"Its that so? Can I have him then?"

Shinji is breathing heavily as he sits down at the terminal. His mind is going million miles a second, trying to process on what just happen. 'What the hell was that?! One moment I was looking for my terminal, next thing I know, I was sexually assaulting a complete stranger! Even though she was enjoying it, and how soft she was...' Shinji shakes his head violently trying rid that lewd image. 'No Shinji calm down, it was a accident. We just crash into each other and we just got into a awkward situation.' Shinji calms down a bit, but still thinking about those two girls. 'Man, those two are the most unusual kind of girls I have ever meet. More so then that one girl the landed right on top of me.' Then Shinji remembers something. 'That girl, Stocking right? I think I saw something, but it could be a trick of the light.' What Shinji is remembering is the time he was on top of Stocking. While a sensual situation, he remembers seeing her, for a mere moment, with bird wings and a halo, traits normally associated with angels. 'Yeah, a trick of the light. I left all that angel business behind me. All I am now is just a normal teenager. No worries, no problems.' Shinji sighs as he calms down more.

DING "Attention all flyers, the next flight to Daten City just arrive. May all passengers please get in line for boarding. Remember to present your ticket and ID upon boarding. Thank you for choosing Japan Airlines for your travels."

"Right, time to start a new life." Shinji said as he prepares to board.

"Oh Stocking look, its your assaulter." Shinji jumps in surprise hearing this. He turns around to see the two girls from earlier, in the same line he is.

"Wh-wh-what are you doing here?" Shinji says in surprise.

"We going home duh." Panty points out quickly.

"Going home?"

"Yeah. We just finish some business here, and we are going home." Panty states. Shinji groans hearing this. Panty pats his back.

"Don't look so sad, for the next 19 hours, you will be flying with the two sexiest bitches on board." Shinji blushes at this, knowing that he will be flying with two girls that he barely met, one he sexually assaulted.

"Next." The stewardess said, grabbing Shinji's attention.

"Right." Shinji brings out his paperwork, ID, and ticket to the stewardess.

"Please wait a moment sir." As the Stewardess proceeds with Shinji's paperwork, this make the two sister's curious about Shinji.

"So what government you worked for?" Stocking asks in curiosity. Shinji fells uncomfortable about it, knowing what he has done.

"I rather not talk about it. It quite personal." Shinji answers.

"Aw, why not? Don't tell me it those classified crap, is it?" Panty said to Shinji, teasing him with sad puppy eyes.

"No, it just there are somethings that no one want to talk about." Shinji said as the stewardess give him back his paperwork. "By the way, I never got your names." The girls smile at this and stand side by side.

"I am Panty Anarchy." The blonde girl said with enthusiasm.

"And I am Stocking Anarchy." The Goth girl said with same enthusiasm. "And you are?" Shinji rubs his head in embarrassment, not giving his name.

"My name is Shinji, Shinji Ikari."

"Shinji huh? Well then, if you wanna continue where you left off, just give Stocking a crap load of sweets, and role play Shades of Grey in the back room." Panty teases.

"Panty don't tell him shit like that!" Stocking screams in embarrassment, while Shinji blushes in shame.

"Fine Stocking. You're no fun sometime." Panty leans to Shinji's ears and whispers to it. "If you wanna have a quick fuck, just ask." Shinji's head explodes in steam hearing this. He can barely walk in the daze he's in. Panty giggles seeing Shinji's reaction, while Stocking blushes when Panty reveal her weak spots.

As Shinji is finally in his seat, trying to calm down, he lays back and puts on the headphone the stewardess provided, trying to forget on what just happen.

"Hey neighbor!" That's soon gone when the Anarchy sister right next to him.

"Panty, Stocking, what are doing sitting here?"

"These are our ticket seat duh." Panty said as she brings out their tickets, showing them that they sit right next to him.

"Chuck! Hurry up with our luggage!" Stocking screams behind her. What slowly moving forward are two large trunks, one pink and covered in sex symbols, while the other is dark purple, covered in cute human skulls. On top of it is what appears to be zombie cat doll, half of it a normal cat, while the other a skeleton.

"Chuck!" And pushing it is a small, green, malformed dog with a zipper for a tail. Shinji blinks at this as the creature stuffs two large items into a small baggage compartment and succeeding. "Chuck, Chuck, Chuck." The dog thing is doing a victory dance when Stocking stomps it to goo, making Shinji sick to the stomach.

"Chuck, stop showing off!" Stocking said to the pile of meat and bones. Shinji is shock at this, seeing her killing a small creature and acting as if it was nothing. Not long the pile quivers and quickly reforms into the same dog creature, it hopping around like it was nothing. Shinji is more surprise seeing this.

'Must be a new breed dog, or a mutant chihuahua if it reforms like that.' Shinji thought to himself. The Anarchy sister are sitting comfortably, using Shinji as a pillow. "What are you doing?" Shinji said with is face red.

"Getting comfortable of course, and the way you are acting, being with two beautiful bitches should be the medicine you need. And maybe more if you ask." Panty said sensually. Shinji's head is releasing steam knowing on what Panty means.

"Panty stop teasing him, we are hear for a long flight. I don't wanna here you moaning every hour." Stocking said in annoyance.

"Oh, defending you assaulter already? Man, getting Stockholm syndrome already?"

"Shut the fuck up Panty!" Stocking screams in anger, and Panty blows it off.

"Whatever, just wake me up when we are their." Panty lies her head on Shinji's shoulder. Stocking huffs at this, as she does the same. Shinji is now a nervous wreak.

'How does this keep happening to me?' Shinji thought to himself as the plane lifts off.

Back at the airport, the Section 2 grunts are running to the terminal quickly, hoping that Shinji's flight didn't lift off. Sadly, it was too late as they see the airplane already in the air. "Damn it! Of all the time for that punk to leave." The Section 2 leader said, knowing the disaster happening in Tokyo-3 right now.

Author note: Thanks to you that all voted, I have chosen a PASWGXEvangelion crossover. Remember, do not, I repeat, DO NOT listen PASWG ost in public. Trust me, you don't wanna listen to it with everyone around.