THE HOST WITH THE MOST

WOW: deadline. In honour of Sam Winchester's birthday, here are three chapters of Sam being the star of the show!

Brief reference to 6.06, 'You can't handle the Truth', and vague spoilers for 'Changing Channels' – what if 'Nutcracker' wasn't the only gameshow the Trickster threw the brothers into?

Disclaimer: If I owned them, do you think I'd have time to write about them?

Chapter 1

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"Good Evening Ladies and Gentlemen, and welcome to 'Deadlines' the show that puts the DEAD in deadline!"

"I'm Dickie McTricky your host for this evening, and without further ado, let's meet tonight's contestant … Sam Winchester; give him a warm welcome everybody!

Applause ...

"Where you from Sam?"

"Where's my brother, asshole?"

"Oh, I don't know that place," turns to camera; "is it near Massachusetts?"

Canned laughter ...

"Okay, I can see you're keen to get the ball rolling, so here's some footage we filmed earlier."

Drum roll ...

Both turn to the screen and camera homes in as Sam's jaw drops in horror …

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tbc