Sylex. Let the curve work for you.

Dick turned off the TV and slumped back into his couch. "Jesus christ, it's like people are selling nothing but that stupid pair of pants," He commented.

"I don't know, I'd buy it," Barbara said, sauntering into the room in her nude form. She sat next to her boyfriend, nuzzling her head into his chest as she absentmindedly played with his now-flaccid penis.

"Well you wouldn't, and don't have to, since you have that alien now," Dick replied, giving her a quick kiss on the top of her head. "Didn't know there was so much more to it than sex and creepy tentacle-rape-type stuff."

"Let's face it, hun," Barbara said, forming a few tendrils that curled around her hand. "You like that tentacle-rape-type-stuff."

"What, is that an invitational for round 4? Because El Pene here is all out of steam."

The symbiotic tendrils wrapped around Dick's soft shaft, before gently plunging into his urethra. "Oooooh god…" He shuddered, feeling the slime handling his cock inside and out.

"El Pene runs out of steam when I say it runs out of steam," Barbara cooed seductively, lovingly watching Dick's member becoming fully erect. "Now, round 4."

Grayson chuckled, suddenly pinning his girlfriend down to the floor. With a squeal from Barbara, their night continued…

***

Ever since yoga pants went all-the-rage recently, one brand seemed to stand out above the rest. Sylex, the products of which boasted unparalleled comfort, durability and flexibility, critically acclaimed on internet reviews and endorsed by nearly every female superstar in the world, and perhaps a few guys here and there. It's no wonder that Karen too, succumbed to the peer pressure and got herself a pair just to see what it was all about.

"It's pretty comfy," She said to herself, feeling the material. It was soft yet firm, stretchy yet unyielding… it felt amazing, beyond compare to anything else she had tried before.

The instructions (which, weirdly enough, existed) recommended that "no undergarments are to be worn for maximum comfort". Which was a weird thing to recommend, but Karen thought nothing of it. Stripping away her shorts and her panties, revealing her shaven pussy, she put on her new pair of pants, pulling it all the way up to her waist.

"Oh my god, this is soooo COMFY!" She thought to herself. She now got why the company recommended against underwear; the feeling of its material against her skin was pure bliss… just feeling it clinging between her butt cheeks was an added experience that she wouldn't want to miss out on. She rubbed her thighs together, loving the wondrous sensations that she was feeling. Her clit throbbing against the soft pant material, making her feel admittedly aroused.

It was then she felt a touch. It wasn't her touch. The touches were faint but noticeable; it was all over her legs, her thighs, sometimes even on her crotch. Suddenly the touches became intense, transforming into full-on massages, focused directly on her erect jewel.

"What the fuck!" Karen cried out, desperately trying to remove her pants, but realising that they have been stuck to her skin. The attacks on her clitoris got stronger and stronger, as if sensing her terror and urgency. She was a mess of emotions; on one hand she was terrified and wanted to get the pants off her, on the other she was feeling so weirdly aroused and horny, she just wanted to cum then and there...

Karen fell on all fours, trying to ignore the pleasurable sensations assaulting her nether regions. She didn't know what the pants was trying to do to her, or what it wanted from her… it was then she felt something part her pussy lips.

"Oh nonoooooo~" She moaned, wriggling her hips in a futile struggle as what felt like the pants material entered her. Inside her, it flowed like thick goo, slathering its substance all over her inner walls, coating her insides completely with itself. She could feel it touch every nerve inside her, sending waves of untold pleasure through her pussy… she felt more of its substance flowing inside her, filling her up and pushing against her inner walls like a nice, plump cock. Karen couldn't take it any more… she had to cum…

"Aaaaaahhhhhn~!" She squealed, pressing her head against the floor and slapping her hand repeatedly on the ground as a powerful orgasm surged through her pussy. Her inner muscles spasmed against its firm intruder, her love juice quickly being absorbed by the alien material. The goo inside her and coated against her clit stimulated her constantly and relentlessly, and with the need of her first orgasm came the start of her second one, barely with any break in between.

"Ngh~!" Karen cried out, trying to think in the midst of her climax. She was still so confused… what does the pants want with her? Why is it making her cum? What should she do now? Her questions were met with a soft propping against her anus, as if the pants were knocking at her door waiting for an invitation.

There's no way I would let that in my butt… She thought to herself in her sexual haze. No way…

Her hands snaked down to her hips, and then she gripped her butt cheeks, spreading them apart. She didn't know why she did that… she even knew she shouldn't do that, and yet she just… did. She wanted it. It felt so good inside her… she needs more of it inside her…

It forced itself into her asshole, thick, gooey slime oozing deep into her. Karen cried out, not of surprise or terror but now of happiness. Its tendrils latched onto her inner walls, and before long it hardened itself into a large buttplug, filling up her ass just like she wanted it. With a squeal, Karen came again, loving the feeling of both her holes being filled up so nicely.

It had been hours, nothing but moans and cries of pleasure filled the room as Karen laid there in ecstasy, enjoying what her new pants had to offer. Eventually, whether out of mercy, boredom or a combination of the new, the stimulation slowed, barely enough to cause climax but enough to provide a state of unbearable arousal. Karen slowly stood up, adjusting to the everpresent sensation of thick, firm slime inside her.

Don't tell anyone of this… A calm, soothing voice echoed through her head. This pleasure is just between you and me…

"No… no of course not…" Karen replied. The pants increased her stimulation as a reward.

Never take me off… we belong together...

"O-oh god…" Her knees buckled slightly as she felt herself cum again. However, as intense as it was, she was slowly getting used to the pleasure, regaining control of her body even as she continued climaxing.

We shall be one...

"Mmmmyes…" Karen licked her lips, an orgasm surging through her pussy. She didn't even flinch; she was now able to enjoy the pleasure discreetly. She felt so ridiculously horny, yet completely satiated. Her lust was being serviced by her new pants constantly, feeding off her juices as she produced them.

Sylex shall rule the world...