Omake!

"Japan, we need you to monitor them. When it sounds like they've come to an agreement, let them out okay?" German asked as he handed the man a crowbar.

"Sure thing Ludwig-san, I will not let you down." Japan said, accepting the task as he grasped the crowbar.

"Thank you Kiku, I know you won't. Here's a head set, we put a microphone in there so you can hear what they're saying and you know when to let them out. You can listen in from the hallway so you won't be harmed if they manage to escape." Germany instructed as he handed over the equipment as well.

After the German left Kiku sat in the chair left out for him, they decided to conduct their little experiment in the meeting room lest they destroy someone's house in a fit of rage when they're released...

'…Speaking of which, what do I do if they don't manage to work out their differences before the building is closed for the night?'

He decided to cross that bridge when they came to it.

For the first few minutes he heard nothing on the headset since the sedative had yet to ware off, but soon he heard the sound of groaning.

'Ah, someone's waking up!' he thought as he put all of his concentration back into listening.

There was a bit of noise after that, probably the person trying to move before they stopped. Then there was more sounds of movement before he heard someone groan once more "Ugh…my head…"

"Oh, so it's you America." he heard Russia chirp.

'They're awake.' Japan thought as he continued to listen intently.

After a lot more shuffling and apologizing, Kiku heard something that made his blood run cold "You are not America are you?"

"Wha? Oh n-no I'm Canada."

They kidnapped the wrong nation.

Once Japan heard this he was about to go into the room and open the crate to apologize himself but he stopped when he heard something awfully tempting.

"Hang on, my arms are on the back of your thighs. Am I sitting on your chest too? Maybe I can move so it's more comfortable for you."

Japan had drawn humans enough times to know what their positions looked like in there. He knew it was wrong but this was a golden opportunity and he would not let it go to waste.

Hesitantly retaking his seat, Kiku was never happier he chose to refrain from speaking because it just kept getting better and better.

'Oh! I bet Canada-san has such a moe uke face with all his stuttering! But Russia-san's shy flirting is adorable as well! Ah! I bet Canada-san could make an impressive seme if the opportunity arose!'

"Are you saying you want sit on me?"

"Well I'm certain your lap is more comfortable than those crappy chairs."

"Why do you think I keep sitting on you?"

Japan's face turned a bright red as all sorts of doujin ideas came flooding in his mind; he definitely had to send a transcript of this to Hungary.

"My joints are killing me from staying in here so long and no doubt you're off worse, and…"

Kiku was sitting on the edge of his seat at this point, it was like he was watching them end of an anime and the two characters were finally going to get together after seasons of obviously liking each other and almost kisses that were ruined by someone or something interrupting and!-

"Kiku!" he heard Germany yell from down the hall, snapping him out of his thoughts.

Damn it!

He missed the confession scene! Why doesn't reality have a rewind button!

Shaking his head, Japan noticed the hoard of people running behind the German "What is it Ludwig-san?"

"Kiku, we need to open the crate! We grabbed his bruder Canada, not America!" Germany commanded as they skidded to a stop in front of the door and rushed in.

"Crowbar!" he demanded with an open hand and once Japan supplied it he jammed it under the lid and gave a push, cracking it open a bit. After one more mighty heave the lid flew off, revealing two red-faced nations within.

"Mattie!" he heard America shout a second time as he retrieved his sibling, Japan watched as America fretted over his brother before running off.

"Eight o'clock da!" they were surprised to hear Russia yell before the American nations disappeared from sight. Seeing as the emergency was over people started to clear the room.

"Why were you two blushing? What's going on at eight hm?" France questioned with a sly smile, causing people to begin straggling in order to hear the answer.

"Our faces were red because it was getting hard to breathe." Russia answered truthfully.

"Because you stole each other's breath away?" France said with an eyebrow wiggle and a full blown smile.

"No, because someone forgot to put air holes." he responded without hesitation and an increase in intimidating aurora.

That cleared the room of stragglers.

In their haste to evacuate before he started kol-ing, everyone forgot he never answered the second question.

Everyone but Japan that is.

"Elizabeta?...Are you doing anything at eight o'clock tonight?...all I will say is bring your yaoi camera."

Needless to say, Russia and Canada weren't the only ones with plans that night.