~Chapter 13- Biggest Fail in the History of Fails~

(A/N: Bluh. Bluh. Bluh. I completely shut down, just to give you a heads up. Pineapple. I hope you enjoy this chapter, I got the ideas from my head while in this malfunctioning state. Read and review, darlings, read and review. Enjoy chapter 13!)

Disclaimer: I don't own vocaloid at all, whatsoever.

"Hello operator, how may I help you?"

Meiko put her luscious lips to the phone and said, "I need twenty-two pizza boxes and an elephant skull."

"Uh, okay dearie, now where would you like it to be delivered to?" asked the female restaurant owner.

"To mi casa!"

"And where is 'mi casa?'"

"NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET! Bye bye!" Meiko hung up her phone, threw it at her Nicolas Cage statue and continued swinging wildly on her purple chandelier.

Rin came in the room farting to the Moonlight Sonata while wiggling vivaciously. Her blond locks were dyed umber and she was wearing chartreuse galoshes. Len followed her, strutting his stuff in Flo the Progressive Insurance lady's cosplay. He shook his little tush and sang, "It's raining men! Halleleujah it's raining men! Amen!"

Meiko jumped off the chandelier and landed on Miku, who had just discovered the most amazing thing in the history of amazing things. The teal haired vocaloid motioned Meiko to look over at her. She then positioned both of her pigtails in front of her face and began clapping with her hair in between her hands.

Rin gasped and asked, "What is this phenomenon you speak of?"

Miku licked her lips and announced, "I call this... HAIR FLUFFING!"

Everyone began to whistle and skip around Miku. Edward Cullen soon joined them and started singing about cacti romances. They sang and skipped until the doorbell suddenly rang. Luka yelled something about her precious elephant skull and made a bee-line for the door. The pink haired duchess opened the door to find Drake Bell standing outside the door with a duck on his head and twenty-two pizzas. Excited, Luka opened the first box to find a puce baby owl. Her eyes widened to the size of wrecking balls.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! My sweet bubbly carpets are ruined!"

And with that, the poor girl spontaneously combusted. Tacos.

(A/N: I hope y'all enjoyed it. Sadly, I couldn't make the chapter longer, but it's bursting with randomness! See ya next time!)