Since I'm busy with a lot of school, I don't have time to write! But me and my friend (SwagSider) were being idiots and we came up with this... I thought it was funny and that maybe you would like it!

Natsu: OH SHI- FLY! *Grabs chair, swings it around*

Gray: OI NATSU! PUT THAT FUCKING DOWN YOU BASTARD!

Natsu: SHUT UP STRIPPER! *Chucks chair at fly*

Fly: *Moves, dodges it* *Chair hits window*

Gray: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?

Natsu: RETURN TO YOUR POLE! YOU'RE RUNNING LOW ON MONEY!

Gray: THE RESTAURANT CALLED, THEY'RE MISSING THEIR GRILL!

Natsu: SHUT IT ELSA!

Gray: WHY DON'T YOU, ANNA?

Natsu: I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING SISTER!

Gray: PINKY!

Natsu: BLUEY!

Gray: THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!

Natsu: WELL IT IS NOW!

Gray: SHUT UP, FIRE BRAIN!

Natsu: WHY DON'T YOU, ICE LOLLY!

Gray: THAT'S IT-

Natsu: DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?

Gray: RIGHT-

Natsu: COME AND BUILD A FUCKING SNOWMAN, PUSSY!

Gray: WHAT? BECAUSE IT'LL BE THE FIRST TIME IN FOREVER?

Natsu: DUDE JUST LET IT FUCKING GO!

Gray: HEY DO YOU THINK LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR?

Natsu: NO. I THINK CATS (REINDEERS) ARE BETTER THAN PEOPLE!

Gray: WHAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE A FROZEN HEART?

Natsu: NO! BECAUSE WE'RE 'IN SUMMER.'

Gray: YOU'RE A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER.

Natsu: EVERYONE'S A BIT OF A FIXER UPPER.

Gray: BUT THAT'S WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT!

Natsu: NO. GO BACK TO THE GUARDIANS, JACK!

Gray: WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK TO YOUR TOWER, RAPUNZEL?!

Natsu: OH SHUT IT YOU WITCH!

Gray: GO BACK TO FINN, FLAME PRINCESS!

Natsu: GO CAPTURE SOMEONE ICE KING.

Elfman: THIS IS A MANS FIGHT!

Gray: FLAME BREATH!

Natsu: SNOWMAN!

Gray: COOKER!

Natsu: ICICLE!

Gray: CHARCOAL!

Natsu: FREEZER!