Karkat's Choice Redux (Karkat X Kanaya X Nepeta X Terezi) ((For those wondering about the redux part, it's basically because it's a redone version of a story I have on Wattpad. This version... is gonna get pretty smutty))

Karkat Vantas was sitting alone in his hive up in his bedroom watching his usually stuff. Romcoms. He'd decided to do a little Troll Adam Sandler marathon and started watching all of his favorite romcoms staring this quirky actor. He had just finished the Earth equivalent to 51 First Dates, "Quirky troll aquarium employee falls in love with a memory trouble she-troll who forgets things everyday and go on many dates together". He was about to put on "Mr. Deeds" when a message on Trollian popped up on his grub top. He'd just been hoping to have the day to himself.

"Oh just who the fuck is bothering me during my me time?" Karkat said as he opened up the chat.

gallowsCalibrator [GC] began trolling carcinoGenetecist[CG]

GC: H3Y TH3R3 K4RKL3S!

GC: HOWS 1T H4NG1NG?

CG: OH IT'S YOU TEREZI.

CG: WELL IT WAS GOING PRETTY FUCKING GREAT UNTIL YOU AND YOUR CREEPY ASS TOOTHY GRIN DECIDED TO BOTHER ME.

GC: OH W3LL SOOOOORRY!

GC: 1'M BL1ND!

GC: WH4T DO YOU 3XP3CT?

CG: OH

CG: LIKE THAT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU INTERRUPTING ME WHEN YOU'RE NOT EVEN NEAR ME!

GC: H3H3H3H3H3H3 TRU3

CG: SO WHY ARE YOU BOTHERING ME TEREZI?

CG: I'M TRYING TO HAVE MY GOG DAMNED ME TIME.

GC: TH4T'S 3X4CTLY WHY 1'M BOTH3R1NG YOU!

GC: YOU N33D TO G3T OUT OF YOUR H1V3 4ND H4V3 FUN!

CG: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

CG: I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN WATCHING MY AWESOME ROMCOMS!

GC: K4RK4T

GC: YOUR S1LLY L1TTL3 ROMCOMS SUCK RUMP

CG: ...

CG: YOU BETTER TAKE THAT BACK

CG: OR ELSE...

GC: H3H3H3

GC: ONLY 1F YOU 4GR33 TO COM3 OUT 4ND

GC: PL4Y :]

CG: SIGH

CG: FINE.

CG: I'LL PLAY YOUR NOOK SUCKING GAME.

CG: WHAT IS IT ANYWAYS?

GC: 1'M G3TT1NG SOM3 P3OPL3 TO H4V3 4 L1TTL3 ROL3PL4Y1NG FUN.

CG: YOU DON'T MEAN FLARPING DO YOU?

CG: WE STOPPED PLAYING THAT FOR CERTAIN REASONS YOU KNOW.

GC: OH K4RKL3S

GC: DO YOU T4K3 MS. R3DGL4R3 FOR 4 FOOL?

GC: TH4T W1LL COST YOU 1N COURT YOU KNOW.

CG: ...

CG: JUST TELL ME WHO'S COMING.

GC: NUH UH

GC: YOU H4V3 TO COM3 TO MY PL4C3 TO S33

CG: YOU AREN'T GOING TO LEAVE ME ALONE UNTIL I COME

CG: ARE YOU?

GC: H3H3H3H3H3H3H3

GC: YOU KNOW M3 SO W3LL

GC: S33 YOU TH3R3!

gallowsCalibrator [GC] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]

Karkat sighed while he closed his grubtop. Damn that woman. He knew he didn't have to go, but maybe she was right. He probably did need to get out. He'd been holed up in his hive for a few days.

Karkat pulled on one of his cancer shirts and picked up a few things he would need on the way over. His sickle for one, was handy for cutting bushes and vines that grew like crazy around her forest hive.

He waved good-bye to Crab dad and started walking a painfully long walk. By the time he reached Terezi's tree hive, his feet were screaming in pain.

Terezi heard him on the ground and lowered her lift so that he could come on up. When Karkat reached the top of the lift, he saw Terezi dressed up as her ancestor, Neophyte Redglare. She had both hands on her cane as she waited on him coming in.

"Well come on in Karkles. Everyone's here and we want to start today." Terezi sneered as Karkat set foot off of the lift.

"Who's here? And why drag me back to the fucking boondocks if we could have just done it someplace else?" Karkat asked in an annoyed tone.

He really wondered what went through Terezi's head. In fact, he wondered that a lot whenever they talked. Even though she pissed him off, he could not stop talking to her. She had that one thing that attracted him to her. Although, Karkat could never tell what it was. It reminded him a little bit of their drugged up juggalo friend, Gamzee.

Thinking about it, they did have a bit of a blackrom for a while, but that ended about a sweep ago.

Coming inside Terezi's hive Karkat saw Nepeta, which didn't surprise him seeing how they roleplay together all the time. But it was who the last person was that surprised Karkat to see there. Kanaya.

It was rare for Kanaya to roleplay outside of trollian with the others. Karkat just wondered why she was there when he sat down. But unfortunately that wasn't going to be easy for him.

"No, no, no. You must be dressed in character like everyone else before you can sit down anywhere in my hive!" Terezi taunted as she struck the bean bag chair Karkat was about to sit in.

"Well who the hell am I supposed to be? I don't have anything at home to dress up in!" Karkat barked back, "Can't I just act like someone else?"

Terezi replied with a shake of her head. Then Kanaya handed something that looked like a ragged cloak "Here Karkat, you can wear this. I made it just in case this happened"

Kanaya was one of the more friendlier trolls along with Nepeta, she was also his moirail. She often came over to his hive to have a feelings jam if he, or in some rare cases, she, needed it. She also came to drink his blood every so often.

Kanaya's tendency to drink blood comes from the fact that she's a rainbow drinker. She drank some of the others blood, but for some odd reason, she was like Terezi. They both loved the taste of his blood. Although, Terezi never actually tasted his blood. That'd just be weird, even for her.

But right now, everyone was waiting on him to change.