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Chapter one- The Proposition.

Gaz arrived at the set destination. "Okay, Whoever you are, what do you want?" she yelled into the open space surrounding her.

The figure took a step forward, all cloaked in black. "Good," he said sneakily. "You came." The handsome figure drew back his hood, revealing the almighty Zim!

Gaz rolled her eyes. "I've had enough with the theatrics. Tell me what you've dragged me out here for," she snapped, growing very angry.

The almighty Irken sighed. "Zim wants you to be my girlfriend," he said.

Gaz's mouth fell. "What?" she demanded in a dangerously low tone. "

Zim turned bright green. "That did not come out right. It's just... there's this girl that Zim likes, but she likes your brother, the Dib-stink."

Gaz rolled her eyes again. "Nice story, but what's that got to do with me?"

He sighed his exasperated. "Seriously? I thought it'd be obvious..."

"Now, Zim!" She lost all patience.

He scuffed his feet, but explained, "Zim needs you to pretend to be my girlfriend to make her jealous."

A look of pure hate Crossed Gaz's deathly pale face. "No." She started to walk away, but he grabbed her wrist.

"Gaz-human, if you do this for me, I'll give you exactly what you want."

He watched as Gaz rolled her eyes at him for, what seemed to be, the hundredth time in ten minutes. "I doubt that you, or any one else on this disgusting rock, knows what I want. Or will even listen for it. So, please, excuse my sarcasm."

Zim got one of his brilliant ideas. "So, you're saying that a life-time supply of Bloatie's Pizza will not make the Gaz-beast happy?"

The girl was immediately still. "What did you say? A life-time supply of Bloatie's?"

"Yep. If you do this one thing for me, I will personally buy every slice of pizza you eat at Blaotie's."

The infernal human and the most amazing Irken shook hands, sealing the deal.

Gaz woke up the the sound of her stupid brother Dib's voice. "Gaz, get up. You're gonna be late! Besides, I want to get to Skool before Zim. I just know that he's plotting something with some sinister forces. I must stop him!"

"I'll show you sinister forces if you ever wake me up like that again," she promised him. She could almost feel him wince.

"But, Gaz, I need to save this world! If not me, who else?"

She rolled her eyes. "No one. Let it burn."

Gaz could tell that Dib didn't know what to say. So, he just said," O-okay, j-just don't be late. You know that Dad hates it when we're late."

She was instantly angry at the mention of their father. "It's not like he's here to notice," she muttered bitterly long after he was gone.

Zim had agreed to meet up with her at 8:30 yesterday. It was 9:49, but to tell you the rough truth, she really didn't care.

"You're late," he snapped.

Gaz rolled her eyes. "You're lucky I'm doing this in the first place. Besides, once rumors get out that you and I are 'dating', my whole reputation will be ruined."

"Hey, Zim has given you a fair price!"

Suddenly, a new voice entered their conversation. "Zim!' cried the one and only, Dib. "What evil thoughts are you putting in my innocent sister's head?!"

"What?!" Zim screeched at the accusation. "I was only talking to my girlfriend, Dib- stink."

"What girlfriend? You couldn't get a girlfriend if your life depended on it!"

Zim smiled a vicious smile. "Little Gaz has finally expressed her undying love for the Almighty Zim, and is now his Love-Pig!"

"Gaz, is this true?" he asked. She almost broke right then and there.

She quickly made a mental note to never pretend to be the girlfriend of any of my brother's arch nemesises.

"Why, but of course. I just love this... little... goofball. I can't believe that none of us saw it earlier. I mean, it's so obvious." She almost barfed at her own words and her voice supplying them.

"See, Dib?" bragged Zim.

"Well, Gaz wouldn't lie to me, but you also could have paid her to say that."

Gaz knew what Zim was doing even before he knew what he was doing. He took to evil steps forward and kissed her full on the mouth.