A/N: Ehh.. nothing much to say really. I'm feeling horribly ill, so, sorry if this doesn't come out the greatest ^^;

"Why.. would you think you were imagining that?" Gray asked slowly, "How often do you see things like that when you walk into the guild hall?"

If possible, Natsu shocked their observers even further by blushing to the tips of his ears. If he were still in his own body, his face would match with his hair quite nicely.

"Often enough."

Gray blinked. Lucy blinked. Wendy blinked. In fact, it seemed like the whole damn guild blinked. Even Alzack and Bisca stopped making out at the sudden silence in the guild, prompting Erza to blink back her lust in confusion.

Natsu's blush of embarrassment quickly turned into anger, fists clenched at his sides. "What! Stop staring at me unless you want to fight!"

Gray shook his head slowly, still slightly dumbfounded. He imagines you kissing him regularly, a small part of himself was whispering. Shut up, he whispered back, he probably just hallucinates all sorts of things.

"I knew you were crazy Natsu, but I didn't know you were actually crazy. Who the heck hallucinates regularly?" he taunted, hoping for a reaction.

He got one.

Natsu growled, and then pounced on Gray, who stumbled and landed on his ass on the floor, Natsu looming over him with a fist drawn back for a quick punch to the face. What he hadn't factored into his battle plan, was his new, female body. Just before the punch landed, which surely would have broken my nose, Gray managed to get his hands up and grab both Natsu's slim girl wrists, yanking his hands away from Gray's person.

Even more infuriated, Natsu practically began spitting, throwing himself from side to side, attempting to get his weak body free. However, all he was succeeding in doing, was flailing and rubbing his body all over Gray - which Gray was doing his best to ignore.

"GET. OFF. ME!" Natsu screamed, embarrassment and anger mixing together to create a rage rarely seen in the dragon slayer. Gray had mere seconds to recognise that Natsu's eyes were looking particularly dangerous, before flame burst into existence all over the girl - boy - burning both of their clothes.

"Natsu!" Gray yelled, panicked, having let go of Natsu's wrists and retreated already, "Stop it! These aren't our bodies! You'll burn them!"

However Natsu wasn't listening to Gray, and despite the slow blackening of his clothes and hair, had begun stalking over to Gray, a predatory gleam his eyes.

What the hell?! He actually - Gray stared into Natsu's eyes and gulped - He looks like a dragon. Gray stared at the Natsu in horror, his heart beating faster in his fright. This Natsu was dangerous. This was the Natsu that could beat even the toughest of enemies - and that was when he was in control. Somehow, Gray knew that dragon Natsu who was being controlled by the dragon, was much more dangerous.

"Look, I'm sorry! Natsu, stop it! I'm sorry, you win, you're not crazy!"

His words took effect almost immediately. It seemed that the shock of Gray apologising was enough to return Natsu to his senses, and the flames were immediately extinguished - though Bisca's clothing was definitely beyond repair.

Gray watched as the dragon in Natsu's eyes began to fade away, being replaced by the eyes of an incredibly confused dragon slayer.

Natsu opened and shut his mouth a couple of times in complete confusion, looking oddly like a goldfish, before the exhaustion of his previous activities seemed to hit his new body all at once, and his knees buckled beneath him, falling to the floor before Gray could catch him.

Fortunately, Gray was able to grab the girl - boy, GOD this is confusing - before her - his - head smacked into the floor, Natsu having lost consciousness on the way down.

Gray looked up at the goldfish expressions on the face of every person in the guild, before looking back down at the head held in his hands. This wasn't just a body-swap issue anymore. Something was wrong. This was dangerous.

"We need to talk to the Master".

Hah, so this is taking a rather different course that I had thought it would XD What was originally only going to be a 2, maybe 3 chapter story, actually seems to be developing some plot. *shock horror*

Please review. Reviews are my sustenance. Particularly good reviews are what motivate me to continue. So, you know what to do ;) Come on, humour the sick girl :P

ETA: Someone left a comment asking about gratsu smut. I'm going to admit, it's unlikely to happen. YES, this fic is Gray/Natsu; but I've never written smut before. And the way I'm seeing this fic going - I can't really see smut fitting into the storyline. It's just that not type of genre. At least, at the moment. The direction seems to change subtly every time I sit down and write.

Anyway, sorry about that, but it's unlikely.