DISCLAIMER: I do not own the anything from the Fate/Stay Night Universe, owned by Type-Moon, or Monster Girl Quest, owned by Torotoro Resistance. All credit is given to the owners of their works. The only thing I will claim to own is the changes I have made to any character or the storyline that is not canon.

Any content, for now, that is in italics is Alice's thoughts about the situation. In the future, if there are other characters who have their own thoughts on the story, they will also be in italics, and it will be marked who is thinking, however, by default, Italics are Alice. Thanks Hjrujana, I didn't even think about clarifying that. Thus proving the importance of reviews. Thanks to guisniperman for pointing out a few bad habits of mine. I fixed it, and theres a bit more content to the dialogues. Thanks to Kronos89 for giving me a nice little tidbit about spacing.

This was not how Shirou Emiya expected his day to turn out. One moment, he's living life the way he had since the end of the fifth war, living with Rin and Saber in London, as the former's apprentice and personal maid/chef. He had expected to spend his day fixing up the damage to the apartment that his latest quarrel with Rin had caused, and then make dinner for Rin and Saber and hope that she wasn't still angry. What he DID NOT expect was to have a visitor knocking on his door, and he CERTAINLY didn't expect that he would be paid a visit by Zelretch. When he opened the door and saw who his visitor was, he was really hoping that he was there looking for Rin, his apprentice.

"Ah, just the man I was looking for," said Zelretch, completely dashing Shirou's hopes.

"What do you want with me, I'm just a third rate magus that shouldn't interest you one bit," Shirou replied, desperately trying to get him to leave.

"Well you see, I'm in a bit of a pickle, I need someone to take care of a bothersome task in a parallel universe that I just do not have time to fix, to be specific, they need a hero. And when I mentioned this to Rin, she said to talk to you about it."

Shirou had mixed feelings about this, on one hand he had the chance to save what seems to be a significant amount of people, but on the other hand, this was Zelretch he was dealing with, and he could quite possibly send him to a dimension where clothes were never invented.

"So before I send you off, heres a bit of advice, if you happen to talk to someone who calls herself Ilias, don't take her words at face value, she may not lie to you, but she will manipulate you to kingdom come. With that, enjoy the ride!" Without time to refuse or get a word in edgewise, Shirou found himself falling through a portal into another dimension, cursing Zelretch the entire way.

When Shirou emerged from the other side of the portal, he was astonished to say the least, for quite a few reasons. For one, it seemed that the dimension that he had been sent to was not technologically advanced, in fact it seemed to be in an equivalent of the european middle ages, judging from the town that he was dropped off in. Secondly, after some investigation with his magecraft, it seemed that this world didn't have an equivalent to Gaia, so anything he traced would not disappear on its own with time.

After looking around the town, Ilias Village as the locals called it, he discovered that the local blacksmith had recently died, and that nobody had yet to fill the position. 'How fortuitous' Shirou thought to himself as he heard that, and he immediately offered to take the position so that he could raise funds. As for the purpose of raising those funds? Well thats quite obvious, he had to do what he was sent here to do if he had any chance of getting back to his previous life any time soon. As he gathered information around town, it seemed that there was a bit of a system in place for the nomination of heroes it seemed, a ceremony was held on the goddess's birthday, which was in one month. He immediately marked that date in his mind as important.

Over the next month, Shirou worked as the town blacksmith while learning more about the world. In the beginning, he kept getting weird looks when he was seeming to be asking about things that were to them, common knowledge. Then he came up with the bright idea to say that when he wandered into town, he had been attacked, and suffered amnesia from the trauma. He learned that humans shared this world with various species of monsters, and up until 30 years ago, when a great disaster occurred which caused the destruction of a human village by the hands of monsters, humans, in general, tended to coexist quite peacefully with monsters. He also learned that this island was an exception to that rule, due to the fervor in which they served their goddess, Ilias, who hated monsters with a passion.

Furthermore, he learned that being baptized as a hero had many perks, most importantly that they had much reduced prices on pretty much everything, which would make his money go much further on his journey. After hearing that, he knew what he was going to do. He was going to attempt to have humans and monsters live peacefully together once again. He knew it was naive, and he knew it would take a lot of blood, sweat, and tears to accomplish, but he was determined to do it.

After a month of waiting, the day finally arrived, the day he would set out to become a hero, however things did not go as he had planned. Warning bells started to go off in the small village.

"A MONSTER APPROACHES THE TOWN! EVERYONE GET BACK TO YOUR HOUSES!" A guard yelled at the top of his lungs, obviously trying to get everyone out of danger. Most normal people would have started running back to their houses, lock their doors, and wait for the guards to take care of it. However, Shirou, being the hero that he is, reinforced his legs and sprinted off as fast as he could to confront the monster. After all, the guards would have no qualms about killing it without trying to find a peaceful solution, and Shirou wanted to save everyone, including the monster.

When Shirou reached where the monster was, it was definitely NOT what he was expected. He had expected to find some sort of beast like creature that was at least semi-sentient waiting for him. What he found, much to his chagrin, was something far different. The monster he found was a slime, but it was definitely not any slime he had seen before, instead of being a gelatinous blob of goo, it had the shape of a person, a beautiful, busty woman who was completely naked for that fact. It seems that he had forgot to ask some important questions that he really should have asked considering who sent him here. Damn that old perverted bloodsucker, Shirou thought, and he swore that the next time he saw him he'd sock him straight in the face for this.

"Ara Ara~ Am I perhaps the first monster you have seen?" the slime girl asked with a seductive tone of voice.

"Yes, you are indeed the first monster I have seen, now would you please go back from whence you came, the people around here aren't used to seeing monsters, and they are quite frightened by your presence," Shirou replied, trying to end this situation as quickly and peacefully as possible.

"I'm afraid I can't do that, I'm far too hungry to do that. However, you look quite...delicious so if you let me feed on you, I'd be happy to go away," the slime girl replied, giving Shirou a quite seductive look as she did so.

"Thats not going to happen, if you insist on eating me I will have to defend myself," Shirou responded, getting ready to trace at a moments notice.

"Don't worry, I don't want your flesh, just your semen. I'll make sure you feel REALLY good too," the slime purred, which Shirou found quite disturbing.

"What?" Shirou replied, dumbstruck. Yep, he really needed to get some more info when he got back. And the punch he was going to give to the perverted old bastard? Its not a punch to the face anymore, its a sword to the crotch. Taking advantage of Shirou's distracted state, the slime girl attempted to tackle him, however Shirou easily dodged her attack and began to trace swords behind him.

"Now, I recommend you leave. I can create over 50 of these swords at a time, and I can launch them faster than arrows. If you don't heed my warning, these will be impaling you," Shirou stated in an eerily calm voice, which did not match the aura of death he was giving off. With that, the slime girl drained of all color, and ran as fast as she could away from the man who, to her, looked more terrifying than Ilias herself.

After going around the village talking to every person he could trying to make sense of what insane world the old pervert had sent him to, Shirou had come to a few conclusions. One, the monsters of this world were all female, and looked it. Two, since they were all female, they all needed human males to reproduce. Three, in addition to the need for human males to reproduce, several species fed primarily on human semen to survive, like the slime he had just scared away with a few dozen swords levelled at her. Four, the laws of the main religion of the land forbade giving semen to monsters and reproducing with monsters, essentially making it so that monsters were forced to attack humans to survive.

These facts made him question how benevolent this "Ilias" character really was, and he was already planning a speech about how irresponsible she was for creating monsters like this and then making it so that they had to attack her other creations to survive. He had also heard rumors that if a human were to be seduced by a monster and brought to their peak, so to speak, they would suffer something called "critical ecstasy" essentially paralyzing them, which made the slime's earlier efforts make a lot more sense. He had also came to the conclusion that he would still become a hero, but not in the traditional sense. Instead of going around and killing monsters that threatened humans, as he was told was the duty of a hero, he would go around the world and try to save everyone by stopping unnecessary fights and setting up systems for which both humans and monsters could benefit.

One might call him crazy for undertaking such an enormous task alone with no reward solely to be able to save everyone, but that was what it meant to be Emiya Shirou and he had pulled crazier stunts, like pulling Saber to safety when Archer was shooting a broken Caladbolg at Berzerker with no warning, to save people.

"Well, I should probably get back to the village so I can get baptized, even if I dont care for the goddess, there are quite a few benefits to becoming a formal hero," Shirou mused to himself as he headed back towards the village. However, as he started to head back towards the village, he heard a loud crash and saw a large cloud of dust kick up not even 200 meters away from where he was standing. Of course, no thoughts about the fact that it might be dangerous over there went through his head, he had to make sure that nobody over there was hurt, and if so he had to help.

When Shirou arrived on the scene, he found a large crater in the ground, and upon further investigation, he found a woman laying in the middle of the crater. He immediately rushed to see if she was alive, and if she had somehow survived a fall that created this large of a crater, he would try to help as best he could. Much to his surprise, as he looked over the woman, she was not only alive, but other than being unconscious, she appeared to be completely unharmed. It was then that he noticed that she had snow white hair, blue skin, and the tail of a snake. He had heard about monsters like her, she was a Lamia if his memory served him correctly.

"Miss, are you alright?" Shirou inquired as he gently shook her shoulder. As he said that, her eyes shot open, and for a moment amber met amber as they stared into each other's eyes.

Suddenly she rights herself, and gets into what appears to be a standing position for her and asks, "Where am I?"

"You're near Ilias Village," Shirou responds, answering the girl's question as accurately as possible.

"Who are you?" The girl asks tersely.

"My name is Shirou Emiya, a hero apprentice and temporarily the local blacksmith," Shirou responds, once again being as straightforward as possible.

"I see, you're unbaptized, that explains why you smell so...delicious," the girl says, and the glint she had in her eyes when she said that made Shirou a bit uncomfortable.

"Now, would you mind if I left so that I may go to receive my baptism? I'd rather not miss it," Shirou says as he starts to back off, getting ready to dash off at a moments notice.

"Stop," the girl says as she grabs him with her snake tail, "Ah, I understand your position now. Today is Ilias's birthday and you were about to head to your baptism."

"Yeah, and this tail is sort of in my way of me being able to go there, would you mind letting go of me?" Shirou says, obviously a bit irritated about being obstructed from leaving.

"Ilias's baptism, how foolish," the girl said, scoffing at the concept.

"I care nothing for the act of the baptism, just the results it has. It would make it much cheaper to travel around the world and be a hero with the discounts a formal baptism brings, now would you mind letting me go?" Shirou stated, obviously getting more irritated, as he moved his hands into a position where he could easily trace.

"How practical, however I have a question for you before I let you go. Why didn't you kill me while I was unconscious?" The girl asked, confused at why he had left her alive. For a moment, Shirou thought he had heard her wrong, to leave a person whos in need alone, let alone harming them while they are in such a state goes against his very being.

"What do you mean? Why would I kill an unconscious person even if they're a monster? Being a monster doesn't necessarily make a person my enemy." Shirou stated as if it were the most obvious thing on the planet.

"You, who is aiming to become a hero, whose goal is to kill the Monster Lord, don't consider all monsters to be your enemy?" Alice asked him, her tone of voice reminding him of Rin when he says something that she considers utterly idiotic.

"Personally, I have no problems with the Monster Lord, my goal as a hero is to save as many people as possible, and right now the best way to do so is for man and monster to live in coexistence."

"What?" The girl gave him a face very similar to the "You just said something utterly moronic so I'm giving you a chance to take that back" face.

"All I want is to save as many people as I can, and if the Monster Lord gets in the way, I will just have to find a way to persuade her to my way of thinking, with either words or deeds," Shirou declares with conviction in his words.

"You're an idiot," Alice bluntly stated, giving him the "Shirou why are you such an idiot" face that Rin flashed him on a near daily basis.

"I'm used to being called an idiot, and I know I can act quite stupidly at times, so being called one doesn't really affect me," Shirou said, shrugging off her insult like water on a ducks back.

"At least you know you're an idiot, but let me warn you, this perfect world you seek will never happen, monsters and humans can never live together in harmony. Now go little boy, you wouldn't want to miss your baptism, now would you?" The woman says, her voice full of contempt, as she releases Shirou.

"Hopefully I have enough time to get to my baptism still." Shirou said quickly as he ran off away from the snake woman toward the temple.

Watching the man leave, Alice quietly contemplated what she had just experienced. Starting with what she had seen in his eyes when she had first woke up. As she had stared deeply into the mans eyes, she had seen a glimmer of what laid in his soul, as the eyes are the windows to the soul. His eyes were those of someone who knew exactly how cruel the world was, someone who had been through hell and lived to tell about it. Which made his actions all the more perplexing. Why did he, who had wanted to be a hero, not kill her while she was unconscious? Why did he harbor such a naive desire to save everyone? Why was it that, despite what he had seen, he could still smile and act friendly towards someone not of his own species? These questions rolled around in Alice's head and they wouldn't go away. She decided that she would find out what made that man tick no matter the cost. So she set off, following his scent, so that she could figure out how his mind worked.

Unfortunately for Shirou, the time he spent helping the monster girl had made him late for his baptism, not that he regretted helping her at all, and caused him to to miss his baptism. He decided he should go home and prepare some dried foods and the like for his journey to cut down on the cost of buying them elsewhere, since his budget would be tighter without his hero discount. However Shirou was confident that between his skill at repairing most any item to his godly cooking skills, he would be able to keep a decent amount of money in his purse as he travelled.

When he walked into his house, he was greeted with an unexpected sight. The monster girl who he had encountered outside the village was in his house. That being said, Shirou was not going to waste this golden opportunity to see what monsters thought of his cooking. "Ah hello there, if you don't mind would you take a seat in the kitchen, I was going to make something to eat, and now that you're here it would be rude if I didn't make you something as well," Shirou said as he walked into the kitchen, preparing to make some lunch. The lamia gave Shirou a blank stare as he walked away.

"You're making me food without being asked to "Because it would be rude not to" and you don't even ask who I am or how I found your house? Not only that, you turn your back on a monster who could easily kill you at a moments notice?" She asked, dumbfounded by Shirou's actions.

"I figured I would ask those questions over a meal, and while you may be powerful, it is completely obvious to me that you have no hostile intents, I've been through enough to be able to tell if someone has ill intentions or not. Now, if you don't mind i'll be going back to cooking," Shirou said, as he continued on into the kitchen

"What if I do mind?" said the Lamia, indignant at how he brushed off her questions, despite how on the mark he was on her not having hostile intentions.

Shirou then slowly turned to her, and giving off an air of killing intent, he said to her in an even, yet menacing, tone of voice, "Then I would show you how wrong you are about being able to defeat me oh so easily." The lamia, who seemed quite distressed at Shirou's display, eeped and quickly made her way to the table and sat down.

After about an hour of waiting at the man's house, he finally returned home, and she had learned that he had missed his baptism. "Not that it would matter if he made it on time," Alice thought to herself, seeing as she had managed to give Ilias a black eye, and knowing that vain bitch, she would never show up to something like a baptism like that. After being dumbfounded by his behavior Alice called him on what she had thought was stupidity. She quickly learned it was not so. He told her with absolute certainty that he would have known if she had any ill intentions for him, and after she had not so subtly threatened him to force him to show a little more respect toward her, he had released an aura of death about him that managed to frighten HER. She then wondered if it was such a smart idea for her to have pursued this individual out of sheer curiosity, her worries dissipated as his aura dissipated as fast as it came, and he happily returned to cooking lunch. She hoped that the food would at least be decent, seeing as it appeared he lived on his own, so he had to cook for himself. If only she had known what was in store for her...

After a few minutes, Shirou returned from the kitchen with two plates of food in hand, one for himself, and one for the lamia who was sitting at his table. Setting down the food in front of the lamia, she sniffed it suspiciously, like she thought it was poisoned or something, "Don't worry, its not poisoned or anything. Like I said earlier, I don't consider all monsters my enemies, and I would never do something as cowardly as poison someone," Shirou stated, slightly offended that she thought he was trying to kill her. After hearing that, she gingerly took a bite out of the food he just prepared for her, and then she froze as if someone had cast some sort of paralysis spell on her.

"Um, miss lamia, are you alright?" Shirou asked, worried that he had accidentally made something that didn't sit well with her species.

"I think I just came a little," Alice absentmindedly responded as she recovered from the shock of how absolutely godly Shirou's cooking was.

Shirou, not knowing how to respond to that, said, "I guess that means you like it?" Not even registering what Shirou said, Alice then began to eat at a pace that, if not for his living with Saber, Shirou would have thought impossible.

"Seconds," Alice said, holding out her plate expectantly. "Ok, but only after you answer some questions," Shirou responded, knowing that if he kept giving her food, he would never have his questions answered. The lamia seemed a little irked by that, but she seemed to understand.

"Well then, ask away," the lamia said, obviously trying to get the questions over and done with as fast as possible so that she could get more food.

"First things first, who are you, how did you find my house, and how did you manage to get into the village without causing pandemonium?" Shirou asked, trying to figure out the enigma that was the lamia sitting in front of him.

"To answer your first question, my name is Alipheese Fateburn the 16th, however you may call me Alice. To answer your second question, I followed your scent here, you have a rather...unique smell," Alice said, answering his questions as briefly as possible so she could go back to eating Shirou's godly cooking.

"What do I smell like? I'm a bit curious," Shirou asked, honestly wondering how he smelled to Alice.

"Its hard to put my finger on, but i think the best way to describe it is fire and steel." Shirou made mental note that Alice probably was not smelling him in the traditional sense, and that she detected magic like he did, through smell.

"And the third question?"

To that Alice shrugged and said, "I can be stealthy if I please." Not that it answered my question, but it was obvious he wasn't going to get that out of her. "Now that we got those pesky questions out of the way, seconds," Alice said, holding out her plate, obviously at the limit of her patience. Shirou shook his head, and brought her plate into the kitchen to get her some more food.

Now THAT was unexpected. She had expected him to possibly be able to make a passable dish, or maybe something she considered good. She did not expect that he would make something so delicious that she had a foodgasm. By the time she realized she had finished the first plate, she was holding out her plate for seconds. It was at that moment that she decided that no matter what she had to do, she WOULD be having this man travel with her. She didn't care if she had to square off with Ilias herself, she would have this mans cooking.

After Alice had finally managed to stuff herself to the point of bursting, an act that almost ate him out of house and home, she decided she had some questions of her own for Shirou. "Do you plan on becoming a hero, even though Ilias abandoned you?" Alice asked, seeming to be fishing for something.

"Yea, I was planning on packing up and leaving about an hour ago, but then I found you in my house, why do you ask?" Shirou asked, trying to figure out Alice's intentions for him.

"I was planning on traveling the world myself, and I was wondering if you would like to join me, seeing as you are just a human and all, it would be much safer if you traveled with me." Alice stated, obviously hiding the real reason she wanted him to travel with her.

"Nah, thanks for the offer though, I wouldn't want to bother you, and I'm pretty sure I can handle myself," Shirou replied, trying to fish the real reason she wanted him to come with out of her.

"Are you sure, there would be plenty of benefits to traveling with me, including having me taste your food so that you can bring your cooking to even greater heights," Alice said, which betrayed her less than altruistic reason for having him travel with her.

"You just want me to cook for you, don't you?" Shirou asked, unveiling the true reason she wanted him to go with her.

"Damn straight, and if you think about turning me down again, I will wrap you up in this tail and drag you along with me," Alice said, not even bothering to hide it anymore, and giving an ultimatum. Shirou thought that she must either love his cooking as much as saber or have brass balls to give him an ultimatum like that after his little demonstration of killing intent earlier.

"Well, I don't really mind as long as I can go around being a hero," Shirou said, giving in to her demands, but making sure he wasn't stuck as a kitchen slave in doing so.

"Will you be stopping in as many cities as possible, which would allow me to taste food all over the place?" Alice asked, her gluttony as obvious in her words as it was in her previous actions.

"Well, I was planning on it, seeing as people might need help," Shirou said, answering Alice's question as well as he could.

"Then you have yourself a deal, Shirou Emiya," Alice said, sealing the deal with Shirou. Ilias would look back on this moment and realise that this is when things started to go downhill for her.

Authors Note: Hello people who have decided to read this, this is the first chapter of what will be a complete retelling of Monster Girl Quest with Shirou as the Main Character. Anyone familiar with MGQ will notice quite a few changes from canon already, and I plan to make quite a few more as time goes on. I was inspired to write this by Gabriel Blessing's "Shirou Emiya: Erogame Protagonist" as I found the concept interesting, however I found that he focused mainly on comedy in his work. I plan on making this a bit more serious, and it probably will get more serious than the game itself ever did. I found that the story of MGQ quite epic, and it had the potential for much greater as well. I probably will be doing updates every week or two at the very least, it all depends on how cooperative my muse is

I would very much appreciate reviews on this, as this is the very first work that I have published. Thank you, and I hope that you enjoyed this chapter and you will continue to enjoy it as time goes on.