Fated for something different

Negi Springfield looked at Fate Testarossa.

Fate Testarossa looked at Negi Springfield.

"Still a lesbian, " Fate commented.

"Oh, thank god, " Negi said, letting out the breath he hadn't known he was holding in the form of a long sigh. "The tea is nice. Would you like some more?"

"Yes, thank you, " Fate replied, smiling.

They became great friends. Fate learned a new way to move faster that, for once, didn't need her to remove her clothes. She was immensely happy about it, and never did learn why it made Nanoha pout so much.

Fate Averruncus looked at Takamachi Nanoha

Takamachi Nanoha looked at Fate Averruncus.

"Still gay, " Fate said, after he picked himself out of the crater built from Nanoha's blast.

"That's nice! We can be friends, now, right? That's what usually follows the Starlight Breaker!" Nanoha commented, smiling brightly. "Though I have no idea why violence is so good at making me friends..." she said.

"... don't I know of it..." Fate said, discreetly refusing to meet her eyes.

They became great friends. Reluctantly, on Fate's part, but at least he learned how to, ahem, befriend people. The worst part, he thought, was that it worked. He'd broken a lot of teenaged girls' hearts that day.