AN: Alright I'm back. I knew I couldn't make this a one shot, so here's a new chapter. This time around the Krew run into another survivor.

"Whew, what a workout!" Korra slammed the door behind her and blocked it with one of the store shelves. "I can really feel the burn."

"Workout?! We almost died out there! Why the hell did you stop using your bending anyway?!" Asami yelled.

"I dunno," She shrugged. "I just got bored of it, kind of like playing on easy mode. Good thing I found this cricket bat though. It's got a nice weight to it." She did a couple of swings to demonstrate.

"Well you may be having fun but I almost died!"

"Hey Mako saved you though, so we're good."

"That thing almost bit me!"

"You mean that zombie almost bit you. Why the hell is everyone afraid to say zombie around here?"

"Um guys," Bolin spoke up. "I don't mean to interrupt, but where's Mako?"

"Huh?"

"What?"

A brick came crashing through the window and Mako quickly dove through. He rolled across the floor and turned around to blast fire at the zombie crawling through the window after him. When the zombie crumbled into ashes he collapsed on his hands and knees to catch his breath.

"Mako! Are you okay?" Asami rubbed his back while he continued to wheeze on the floor.

"You guys... are real... FUCKED UP... YOU KNOW THAT?!"

"Sorry dude, we didn't know you fell behind."

"Didn't know? YOU DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW?! I WAS YELLING AFTER YOU GUYS WHEN WE GOT STRANDED ON TOP OF THAT BUS!"

"...That was you?"

"Who else could have been calling your name!"

"I don't know, practically everyone knows who I am in this city. Geez Mako, you need to calm down. It's not that big of a deal."

"Me dying's not a big deal to you?!"

"OKAY! I think everyone needs to calm down." Asami got between the teens. "Besides we gotta make plans for tonight and figure out how to regroup with our friends. I hope they're doing okay."

"What? Tenzin? Nah they're gonna be fine. They live on an island. Perfectly safe. Unless they have Dead Island zombies over there...that would be kind of bad."

"What?"

"Zombies in bikinis pretty much. Alright here's the plan. Asami you keep watch. Any zombies come in you take them out. Mako, I'm putting you in charge of making a barricade to keep those things out. Bolin you gather anything you can find and get a fire started. And I'm going to go scavenge for parts, see if we can fix up one of those satomobiles outside."

Mako raised his hand. "Okay. I'm sorry. I really tried to let you do this whole leadership thing Korra but you literally picked the worst jobs for everyone." Korra narrowed her eyes at him.

"Are you questioning my leadership Mako?"

"I'm questioning your intelligence. You don't know shit about satomobiles so Asami's in charge of fixing up a ride. I'm the fire bender so I'll get a fire going. Bolin's the earth bender so he will bend some rock over the entrances. That way we won't have to worry about those things getting through."

"Yeah I kind of like your idea better bro."

"Mako's got a pretty good plan Korra."

"Well screw all of you. Don't forget the person who got you stranded on a damn rooftop. And don't forget who saved you. I'm leaving."

"What are you doing Korra?"

"STUFF MAKO! And-and things!"

"Fine go then! We all know nothing's going to stop you."

Without another word Korra leaped through the broken window and bent a slab of rock to block the zombies.

"That girl is going to get us all killed."

Korra didn't return until two hours later.

With Starbucks.

"Really Korra?! You left to get Starbucks?"

"Hey I don't fuck around with pumpkin spice lattes. Sorry I didn't get you guys any. You know how hard zombies are to fight. Especially with one hand."

Mako pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration. "Did you accomplish 'anything' useful on this little field trip Korra?"

"Yeah, I found this sweet crossbow." she unstrapped it from her back and set it down on the store counter. She set the bolts right next to it. "Can you believe some dude just left it sitting on the back of a motorcycle?"

Korra I'm sure what you found is really interesting but we have a problem here." Asami walked over and looked at both of them. "That guy's getting worse."

"What guy?"

"Shit, this is bad."

"Seriously, what guy?"

"No matter what I do the bleeding won't stop."

"HEY! Who the fuck are you guys talking about?" Asami jumped in surprise.

"Oh right, you don't know Korra. We found another survivor while you were gone. His name's Marvin."

"OH HELL NO! Who said anything about letting in survivors?!" You never, EVER take in new survivors!"

"We couldn't just leave him out there."

"YES WE CAN MAKO! Did he at least kill a zombie in a really cool way when you found him."

"Why does that even matter?"

"Because that's how you can tell if he's an important character. I just can't work with you people. So how did you find him?"

"He was trapped in a police car surrounded by those monsters."

"ZOMBIES! THEY'RE FUCKING ZOMBIES!"

"Um guys..."

"Not now Bolin! Since none of you have ever seen a zombie movie before, I'm going to tell you EXACTLY what's going to happen."

"Korra? I don't think he's-"

"FIRST THING! That guy was definitely bitten before you found him."

"He's not mov-" Korra cut him off again.

"SECOND THING!" She pointed to Marvin. "That man over there is going to die."

"He stopped breathing everyone!"

"THIRD THING! All of you are going to be super sad you could not save this poor bastard and will predictably let down your guard."

"Guys? I think he's dead! What do we do now?!" Bolin gently shook the man to see if he would wake up. Asami bent down to help him.

"AND FINALLY! IN A TWIST THAT SURPRISES ABSOLUTELY NO ONE-"

"AAAAAHHHHH!" Marvin came to life and tried to bite Bolin's face.

"BOLIN!"

"QUICK GRAB HIM!"

"HELP MEEEE!"

"-That... is going to happen." Korra finished.

Mako managed to get the zombie in a headlock and struggled to keep his hands away from Marvin's mouth. "I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP HERE!"

"I CANT! I MIGHT STAB YOU!" Asami held up her sword but couldn't get a good angle on him.

"KORRA! HELP?!" He shrieked.

"Hold on... How the hell do you load this thing..."

"KORRA! WHAT THE FU-" Mako had the wind knocked out of him when they were pushed backwards into some shelves. The bolt struck Marvin in the left eye, came out the back of his head and nearly impaled Mako in the process. He pushed the zombie off of him and scrambled to his feet to stand next to Asami.

"What did you learn?" Korra lowered her crossbow.

"That... we should listen to you more often?"

"Yeeeaaah what she said." Bolin added.

"Thats right my children. Listen to your Leader and we'll make it out alive." She strapped the crossbow to her back. And walked past them to examine the body.

"Oh man..." Korra bent over and pulled the bolt out of his eye socket. "I shot Marvin in the face..." She started laughing.

"What the hell could possibly be so funny?"

"Pulp Fiction reference."

AN: Well I hope you guys are happy with the new chapter. Hopefully some humor will help us get over the devastation that was the book 3 finale. If you are wondering about Korra Doesn't Like Fanfiction, I'm glad to let you guys know that the wait is almost over. I got a nice long chapter planned out and I'm about halfway through. As usual, feel free to leave a review and tell me what you think.