Imagine your OTP getting drunk with a bunch of their friends. Person A tries to make out with everyone while Person B gets insanely jealous

Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail, it'd be cool if I did but I don't.

She was such a lightweight. Everyone in Fairy Tail knew that, though that didn't stop Cana from dragging her into a drinking contest. For someone so smart she was incredibly stupid sometimes.

Yanking Levy off of yet another persons' lap, Gajeel set to the difficult task of getting her home.

One would think it would be an easy job being as she weighed less than nothing, but with all the squirming and struggling and the biting- damn woman was like a shark- she had managed to evade him the entire night.

As well as throwing herself at every guild member, male and female alike- tongue first.

To say Gajeel was pissed would be a giant understatement, and the drunken comments from all those morons didn't improve his mood in the least.

"Hey Gajeel, looks like you're having a difficult time holding onto your girl!"

Ignoring them, he caught Levy around the waist before she could climb onto the bar and fall off or do something embarrassing, like try to recreate the dance off that had abruptly ended when Erza knocked Natsu off the bar and declared herself the victor.

"Looks like a botched love attempt to me!"

He felt his left eye begin to twitch.

"Hey Levy! How 'bout a kiss!"

Gajeel hardly blinked as he shot an iron fist at a nameless guild member, effectively sending him flying into several people.

The resulting brawl that broke out, that inevitably tangled himself in it, made him lose sight (and grip) of the bookworm, and he could only hope she hadn't gotten herself into trouble.

Again.

This was all Alberona's fault, he thought punching some poor soul who thought to get in his way. She had better prepare for the shit storm he was about to send her way.

Finally breaking away from the fight, he scanned the room for Levy's distinctive blue hair and found her sitting on top of the bar.

More specifically; straddling Cana's lap; and in the process of shoving her tongue into Cana's mouth.

Levy was making out with Cana…

Oh Hell NO!

Reaching the bar he forcefully hauled Levy off of Alberona and slung her over his shoulder, ignoring her squeal of surprise.

Once she was secure he turned his furious glare on the Brunette, who gave him a coy smile and had the nerve to say; "You're a lucky man Gajeel, not everyone can kiss like that."

He floundered, mouth falling open before he quickly snapped it shut.

He didn't need her to tell him that.

"Shuddup Alberona," He snarled. "I'll deal with ya later."

Gajeel turned without a backwards glance and made his towards the front of the guild, ignoring the cheerful good byes from his happily flailing cargo.

It would be a cold day in hell before he ever let her drink again.

A/N: So this is what happens when I find prompts that are just too hilarious to pass up. A special thanks to Plotting for the support and editing and just sheer awesomeness, I couldn't have done it without you.

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