Chapter 8- Off to wave and more hilarious pranks

At the Namikaze Clan Compound

Naruto and Shippo moved around silently through the compound, careful not to wake anyone up. They carefully snuck into Inuyasha's and Kagome's room, where they noticed Kagome was up reading a book and Inuyasha snoring loudly.

"What are you two still doing up? What's with the dye supplies in your hands?" Kagome asked.

"We wanted to get back at Inuyasha for eating all of my cupped ramen and stealing the cup of ramen I gave to Shippo." Naruto said. Kagome nodded.

"Alright. I will help you with Inuyasha." Kagome said.

"Really mama?" Shippo asked.

"Yes Shippo." Kagome said as she whispered a spell to make Inuyasha sleep a lot longer.

"What are you guys going to make his hair?" Kagome asked.

"Bright blue, bright orange and bright pink." Naruto said.

"Kagome, I have a question?" Naruto asked.

"What is it Naruto?" Kagome replied.

"Do you think I could take Shippo and Kirara with us tomorrow on the Mission?"

"Interesting. I will approve as long as you protect them both. You will have to ask Sango in the morning about taking Kirara. Shippo means the world to me and Kirara means the world to Sango. They have been partners for a long time; Sango would be devastated if something happened to her." Kagome said. "Inuyasha should be knocked out until your gone for your mission or about half-way at least, so you will be able to ask Sango tomorrow morning."

Naruto nodded.

"Shippo let's get to work." Naruto said as he and Shippo got to work on Inuyasha's hair.

Shippo dyed Inuyasha's hair bright blue on the top. Naruto did the bright orange and bright pink on the rest of his hair. Kagome helped Inuyasha into the maid's outfit.

"Boys, go to bed. You guys have to get you in the morning and be on your way to Wave." Kagome said.

"Ok. Good night mama." Shippo said as he hugged and gave Kagome a kiss.

"I have something to do before I go to bed." Naruto said with a foxy grin.

"Alright good night Naruto. I will see you both in the morning." Kagome said to Naruto and Shippo as they left her room and went their separate ways.

At King Duck-butt's residence

Naruto quietly made his way into Sasuke's compound. He quietly made his way to Sasuke's bedroom and stole his clothes. He dyed them hot pink and them skin tight and wrote on them, saying he doesn't like girls and Before Naruto left, he super glued a duck tiara to Sasuke's head and left the compound and made his way to the Howler Monkey a.k.a. Sakura's house.

At Howler Monkey's residence

Naruto quietly made his way into the Howler monkeys (a.k.a Sakura's) house and quietly made his way to the Howler monkeys bedroom. He opened her bedroom door and almost gagged at the sight. Thousands of Sasuke photos littered her room and most of them had lipstick prints on them. He grabbed a camera from his pocket and took a picture of the room for blackmailing purposes later.

Naruto grabbed the green hair dye and dumped it on Sakura's head. After Naruto waited for the dye to dry, Naruto shaved the symbol of a howler monkey on the back of Sakura's head and left her bedroom quietly and made his way to her parents room where Naruto dyed Sakura's father's hair blue and did the same to Saikiri and he even shaved the symbol of a howler monkey on the of her head like he did to Sakura and made his way out of their bedroom and made his way out of the Haruno residence and made his way to the Hyuga Residence.

At the Hyuga Residence

Naruto climbed over the wall of the Hyuga residence and snuck his way into the main branch laundry room and poured pink dye in the wash and left the room. As he was leaving the laundry room, he went by the bath house and he saw steam coming from one of the windows, so he went to investigate.

As soon as he got to the window, he noticed Hinata was just getting out of her bath tub and was wrapping a towel around her body so that she could dry off and get dressed in the night clothes she was provided by a side branch member. Naruto's face turned red and he had a small trail of blood coming out of his nose.

"Hinata has a nice body. Wait why am I thinking about my teammate? I mean she looks amazing but do I like her?" Naruto thought to himself. "I better get out of here before I get caught."

Naruto left the Hyuga residence and headed back to his compound so he can get some rest. He had to meet his team at the front gates in the morning.

Namikaze Clan Compound

Naruto went into his room as soon as he came inside of the compound. He also has to ask Sango if he could take Kirara with him to Wave. Naruto couldn't wait until morning. He quickly fell asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.

The next morning

Naruto woke up to a loud slap and a yell of "PERVERT". He got out of bed, got dressed, and went downstairs and saw Sango standing over an unconscious Miroku.

"Ohayo Miss Sango, Miss Kagome, Shippo, Rin, Nawaki, Kohaku, and Totosai." Naruto said. He said morning to the pervert Miroku but he knew he wouldn't hear him.

"Good Morning Naruto." They all said.

"Sango is it possible I can take Kirara with me to Wave. Shippo is going as well. Maybe Kohaku as well, if he wants to go." Naruto asked.

"Well, it's ok to Kirara but Kohaku and I have to meet with a doctor at the hospital. I'm having a baby with pervert of a husband, Miroku, and Kohaku has to see one because he was revived from the dead and we don't know if his organs are fully functional." Sango said. Naruto looked at Kohaku with wide eyes.

"You were dead!" Naruto exclaimed. Everyone nodded.

"At one point, I was dead but Lord Sesshomaru revived me for my sister, Sango." Kohaku said.

"That's pretty awesome. I wish that could have happened to my parents." Naruto said.

"It might happen one day. You will have to be patient my dear boy. Now don't you have to be ready to meet with your team?" Zane asked from within Naruto.

"Oh yeah. Thanks for reminding Zane." Naruto said.

"Come on Shippo and Kirara. We don't want to be late for the gates. Who knows what would happen if we were late." Naruto said. "We will be back before you know it." Kirara and Shippo hopped Naruto's shoulder while he grabbed his travel bag and left with him along with Nawaki who had his pack with him as well.

Team 7 were already there when Naruto made it to the gate with Nawaki and Kirara. Now they had to wait for their senseis and other teammates. At 5 minutes to 9, Shikamaru and Hinata showed up. Hinata looked a little sad because her father, Hiashi told her not to embarrass herself on the mission. She was downtrodden by that. At 9 o'clock, Dan and Kakashi showed up with Tazuna.

"I'm sorry guys but Anko had to go on a mission for the Hokage at the last minute. So I'll be taking you guys. Let's move out." Dan said. Everyone got moving. Kakashi took out a familiar book.

A few miles outside of Konoha and in between the Land of Waves, Dan and Kakashi noticed a puddle of water. It was weird because according to Hiruzen, he told Dan that it hasn't rained in weeks before they left the village. He found it peculiar but he sensed two chakra signatures in the puddle.

"So these two idiots think they can try ambushing us huh? It looks like the two that Naruto brought with him senses them as well. Hmm, what to do?" Dan thought.

Before Dan and Kakashi could decide anything, two figures jumped out of the puddle and attacked him. They ripped through him with their chains and everyone screamed except Hinata, Shikamaru, Shippo, and Kirara. Kirara jumped off of Naruto's shoulder and transformed into her battle form and growled loudly. Hinata ran in front of Tazuna and whipped out a Kunai and activated her Byakugan. Shikamaru quickly trapped the two figures in his Shadow Possession Jutsu. The two figures couldn't move. He nodded to Naruto and Nawaki, both of them went up and knocked out both of the figures. Shikamaru deactivated his Jutsu. Sasuke tried to attack the two figures but was blocked by the sound of clapping. They heard clapping and out of the woods came Dan alive, much to the shock of the Genin and Tazuna.

"We thought you were dead Dan-sensei! Pervy Kakashi Sensei!" Naruto exclaimed. Kakashi face faulted.

"I needed to know who these two are. Does anyone know who they are because I have no clue who they are?" Dan said.

"M-M-Maybe we should send them to K-K-K-Konoha and have someone send back up just in case?" Hinata suggested.

"Great idea Hinata-chan." Naruto said to Hinata. Hinata promptly fainted. Shikamaru sweat dropped. Nawaki laughed.

"Well. I'll tie them up and take them back to Konoha. Naruto, do you mind if I take Kirara with me so that I don't have to walk that far." Dan asked. Naruto nodded. Kirara, who was still in her battle form meowed or growled her approval and lowered herself down to the ground and allowed Dan to get on her back.

"Naruto tie them up." Dan ordered. Naruto got an evil grin on his face. Naruto quickly got out his pranking supplies and saw that he had some rope that can reduce chakra when tying up someone. He tied the two up and gave the rope to Dan who told Kirara to go. Shippo rode with Dan back to the village and he told Naruto that he plans on bringing back his father to help them on the mission. Kirara took off into the air and surprised Naruto and the others except for Shippo because he knew about Kirara's flying ability. Kakashi read his book, Sasuke was off in a corner brooding, Sakura busy looking at him and in between of yelling at Sai for his rude comments about her and Sasuke. Naruto, Hinata, Shikamaru, and Nawaki sat under a tree to kill time and wait for Dan to get back with some back up.

AU NOTE: Sorry for the late chapter. I'm a lousy author who can't update. I had a problem and misplaced my flash drive that contained the files for this story. I don't know when I'll be able to update again. Not only that, I hit the writer's block. Big time but I'm slowly getting there. To my Kitsune's Power followers, I will begin the process of going through and fixing my chapter's mistakes. I will only do it once or twice if I get asked to do it again. I'll shorten the chapters to three as a combination. Thanks for being patient with this lousy author. Love you guys and to the haters, love you too. Peace out.