HI! This is like a fanfic I am literally just pulling out of my ass so I'm sorry if it's a bit crappy~...

That was a really really bad pun...

BUT ANYWHO!

Warnings for this fic are:

Sexual behavior, Foul language, and at a some point lemons~(AKA sex) and lastly! Shitty grammar and story! YAY!

Chapter One:

Greetings and things.

"This is stupid."

"No it's not! God Levi loosen up a bit!" Hanji laughed as she lightly slapped her friend on the shoulder which earned her a quick kick to the shin that made her cry out in pain. "Stop it you two, i don't want to have to pull you two apart again." Erwin said as he looked at hanji and levi with a small grimace.

You see, the little trio were currently going to a small get together erwins friend armin invited them too, and levi being levi, didn't want to go and just wanted spend his weekend in his house reading a book and ignoring the entire human race. But hanji being hanji had kicked down his door forcing him out since trying and failing at many attempts on convincing him to go over the phone. "It's not my fault shitty glasses over here can't keep her filthy hands to herself." Levi growled as said woman tried to stomp on his foot but missed as he side stepped her, which caused her to lose balance and feral her arms around at an attempt to steady herself which only caused her to smack Erwin in the face. (hard)

Levi snorted with laughter as hanji released a squeak of fear and quickly tried to hide behind levi but failed horribly since the very noticeable height difference between the two. Erwin sighed as he rubbed his forehead in frustration as a on coming headache started to throb. Erwin let out a heavy sigh as he started to debate with himself if it was a good idea to go to the party anymore.

"Look can you guys just stop? All i want to do is go to the party and relax and have fun, is that to much to ask for?" Erwin asked as he glared at the two making levi shrug and hanji nod her head as she stepped out from behind levi with a small apologetic smile. "Yeah, sorry about that erwin. We'll try to behave ourselves." Hanji said which made erwin smile at the two with appreciation. "So where is this place anyway?" Levi asked as the three of them continued to walk down the sidewalk. "Well, it should just be one more house down..." erwin said as he looked for the right house which he found quickly making him smile and start to speed walk over to the nice two story blue house.

Hanji smiled as she told levi to hurry up as she started skip over to erwin leaving levi to roll his eyes as he continued to walk slowly to the porch step's as erwin knocked on the white wooden door. Not to long after erwin knocked, a small blonde boy around their age opened the door with a big smile as he greeted them. "Erwin! I thought for a second that you wouldn't come." The blonde boy armin (levi was assuming) said as he gave erwin a small hug which the tall man returned with a smile.

"Yeah, sorry for being late. Those two over there kept bickering so we had to stop a few times." Erwin said as they pulled away from their small hug. "Oh really? I can understand that. Mikasa and Eren always argue so it takes us forever to get anywhere." Armin said with a small laugh as he then looked to hanji and levi with a small smile.

"Oh, sorry for my manners, you guy's must be Hanji and Levi right?" Armin asked as the other two nodded in reply. "And you must be Armin!? Erwin has told us so much about you and he was right when he said you were cute." Hanji said making armin blush and erwin elbow hanji in the rib's as he cleared his throat as he looked away trying to hide the small dust of pink on his cheeks.

"So, who else is here?" Erwin asked as he removed his shoes along with the other two as they started to follow armin into a hallway in which they assumed lead to the living room. "Well so far the only people here right now are Eren, Mikasa and Jean." Erwin nodded as they all entered the living room which already had three people sitting in there.

Two of them which was a female with black hair wearing a red scarf which cover half her face, and a tan guy with brown hair and the most fascinating eyes levi has ever seen where sitting on a black leather coach while the other guy with an odd hair cut was sitting on a small black plush chair across from the other two. The living room was pretty nice in levis opinion. Not as clean as he would have preferred it to be, but nice. It had light blue walls with light brown wood flooring and had a medium sized coffee table and a already lit fire place with a flat screened TV right above it.

Nice.

Levi again focused on the two males sitting down as he heard their conversation as he drew closer. "Well maybe if you didn't look like such a horse then maybe she'd actually be interested in you. But even then i doubt it." The cute one said as the one with the odd hair cut growled. "Why you little!" The one with the odd hair yelled as he stood up about to punch the other in the face before armin cleared his throat loudly making them both stop and look to the others.

"Sorry, i didn't realize other people were here..." The one with the odd hair said as he scratched the back of his head with a small blush. "Hello, my names Eren. Who are you guys?" The brown haired boy that was apparently eren said as he looked at them with a

small smile.

'Damn he's hot' levi thought as he looked the tan boy over. Eren was currently wearing a green short sleeved V- neck and black skinny jeans. Not bad. "I'm Erwin, and this is Hanji and Levi." Erwin said with a smile as he shook all their hands. "Nice to meet you guy's. This is my sister Mikasa," Eren said as he placed a hand on the girls shoulder next to him.

"And this is horse face jean." Eren said as he smiled and pointed his thumb at the man known as jean. Or horse? Levi didn't know. Levi nodded his head in acknowledgment as he sat down in the chair next to eren. "So how long have you known Armin? And how did you guys become friends? Armin hasn't had time to tell us yet." The girl mikasa asked erwin as arnim sat next to the her on the coach as erwin sat down on the floor with hanji since there weren't anymore chairs left.

"For a couple mouths. We met during one of our college courses because we sat next to each other. And well, we kinda just Started talking and became friends." Erwin said as he leaned his back against the coffee table with a small smile.

"How old are you guys? You all look a bit old to be in college. Well, expect shorty over here." Jean said but looked around in confusion as suddenly he felt a very dark aura next to him. Turning and instantly wishing he didn't because if looks could kill, he would have dropped dead in a second because the glare levi was giving him made him want to go on his knees and beg for his life.

"Anyway~!" Hanji said trying to help the situation jean just got himself into. "We get that a lot, but I'm actually 23, Erwin here is also 23 and little Levi here is 22. What about you guys?" Hanji responded and was about to say something more but before she could so levi kicked her in the knee which made her yelp in pain and fall onto her side in pain.

"Oh, well I'm 21, Mikasa and Jean are also 21 and Eren here is 22." Armin responded. "That's cool! Levi, Eren is as old as you!" Hanji exclaimed happily as she sat up right again and started to bounce in her spot. "Thank you for that captain obvious." Levi said as he rolled his eyes.

"So what do you guys wanna do while we wait for the others?" Armin asked as he stood up and went to a small shelf field with books and board games. "Who else is coming?" Erwin asked as he as well got up to help find a game to play. "Well, only a couple more people, like Annie, Sasha, and Connie.(1)" Armin replied as he found a small black box with white lettering which made his blue eyes light up with happiness and something else that made erwin back up a bit when a small almost creepy smile spread across the little blondes face. "Hey guys i found the perfect game to play!"

BAM!

Look at that! I finished a chapter! I already started to write the second chapter so I should be posting it pretty soon.

Anyway!

1: Rainer and Bertholdt couldn't come 'cause they had to do homework. And Marco, Ymir and Historia because they were busy doing things bra~

OKAY! Please do review it helps me a lot! And thank you for reading and have a nice day/night!

Now keep sharp and kicking you little piss baby's~