Kami Damn Students

Kurama talking/ other bijū

Special camera traits (Something I want to try for this one)

'thoughts'

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Enter through the gate's of Konoha and follows Lee and Gai running up the main road before taking off into the air where you can see the Hokage monument and tower below it. Slows down till it arrives at Naruto who smiles while writing in a note book

"Can't believe I never thought of keeping one of these." Naruto announced to himself. "Oh wait now I remember why, cause they're Kami damn boring!"

It had been a year since Tsunade had returned to Konoha and she had been raising hell ever since she was instated. The council was very shaken up when Tsunade had taken the academy schooling away from the civilian side. She couldn't wrap her mind around why the theory was based as a priority instead of the physical aspect which is used more. Now the clan heads had re-organised the curriculum to be based on aspects that shinobi will need ie. Stamina, strength, hand signs and stealth as a priority while all others ie. Tai, Gen, Ninjutsu as well as being able to use weapons outside of the kunai and shuriken.

Hiashi had even drafted in Naruto, or at the least a Shadow Clone of his to teach, or attempt to teach, Fuinjutsu.

Tsunade had appointed Shizune as head of the medical programme which was made to ensure that any children with sufficient control of their chakra would be put through the test to see if they could bolster the number of medic nin that Konoha had. Shizune's goal is to make sure that each and every team has one medic or capable person on each team that can administer aid.

Naruto however was a different kettle of fish.

Over the year Naruto had been subjected to advanced interrogation tactics as well as how to with hold information. Turned out he had a knack for the former over the latter but not surprising considering how he stayed with.

Another thing was that Naruto and Jiraiya had both completed the seal that would lock his chakra off into small blood specific and sensitive storage seals. The original seal type was used in the prison cells which would drain the prisoner of their chakra rendering them useless while held in captivity. Then he had the idea that would surprise his enemy during a fight by doubling his reserves from their first appearance, then he thought about it more and decided to in fact 'quadruple' his reserves. In actuality Naruto's reserves would be under constant use by producing chakra which would be stored in the seals therefore increasing his reserves constantly.

Naruto had passed out for a week after the tattoo's activated once the ink was charged with his chakra. Just one week after Naruto, Anko and Tayuya all moved into Naruto's clan grounds that resided within Konoha. Not many had known of it's existence after the loss of Uzushiogakure. It had been built to show the bond between the villages. The third had it maintained by his guard to serve as a testimony to those who they failed to save.

Surprisingly Tsunade was not very happy having one of her top ninja on leave for a week due to his stupidity.

"Naruto-san," came a voice that seemed to resound within his head. "Lord Hyūga has requested your arrival at the Hyūga compound."

Naruto stood up and stretched, "Thanks Hebi, will be there shortly." Naruto commented before he jumped off of his fathers head and ran down the mountain.

"That boy is insane." Hebi said to herself before vanishing back into the ground. The surrounding hidden ANBU couldn't help but agree with the new addition to the squad.

XXXXXXXXXXX – Hyūga Estate, Hiashi's Study/Office -

Hyūga Hiashi was a cool and collected individual that had seen a lot of stuff, war would do that to you. Not to mention the fact that when his daughter Hinata was younger his brother Hizashi sacrificed himself to save his brother from going to Kumo after they had tried to steal the young heiress. Hiashi had never forgiven himself for that matter and neither did his nephew Neji.

Hinata was a odd case, most would say she was weak but Hiashi knew she wasn't just weak she was the opposite of a Hyūga. She was her mothers daughter while Hinabi was his.

Sitting behind his desk Hiashi inwardly sighed 'Clan duties, necessary evil.' the elders had once again tried to get the branch to do more work to fill their pockets. Most Hyūga wouldn't even think of how much Hiashi had given to try and keep a balance.

His daughter Hinata was show of that enough.

The sliding door was taken off of its rollers and sent through the wall at the side, in the doorway was the cause. Namikaze-Uzumaki Naruto.

"Sorry 'bout that Hiashi." Naruto said as he sat himself down before the Hyūga elder.

Hiashi used all his years to keep his eye from twitching before the adolescent before him. "You know why you have been summoned?" Hiashi questioned the blonde.

Naruto looked as if he was thinking by holding his chin and furrowing his brows. After a while he moved to a relaxed position be holding himself up with his arms propped down behind him. "Nope."

"We are to have a duel before my children and nephew. Then you may train one if you see fit." Hiashi stated coldly.

"Fine got places to be so lets get this over with." Naruto chided as he rose to his feet hiding a smirk from the agitated Hyūga.

XXXXXXXXXXX – Hyūga Training Ground -

"Now that we are gathered we shall commence, only rule is no serious injuries." Hiashi stated to the stretching Jōnin. "Neji you shall referee, all of you watch with your Byakugan."

All the children nodded and activated their Dōjutsu.

"Don't worry Hyūga-sama, you couldn't seriously injure me if you tried." Naruto said baiting the elder man.

A quick intake of air came from Hinata. 'He's challenging father and annoying him, I know you're strong Naruto but this is...'

"Begin!" Neji shouted from the side and both combatants vanished before appearing in the centre of the grounds.

Hiashi appeared first and thrust his palm forward anticipating Naruto to appear there, he was only half right. Naruto had indeed appeared where Hiashi had anticipated yet his elevation was off, Naruto had shimmered into view below Hiashi's strike which in those few seconds which Hiashi took to notice that the boy had shifted to come around his arm cost him. On Naruto's right leg which was planted further into Hiashi's guard the Jinchūriki twisted round and added more power into the punch that was about to be engraved into Hiashi's abdominal region.

Seamlessly a log switched with Hiashi's body, Naruto closed his eyes to stop the rain of splinters from possibly blinding him. 'That would be a difficult punch to take and remain standing from.' Hiashi concluded after he swapped with what was the log, now shrapnel dotted around the area.

"Now, now what leader backs away and leaves openings?" Naruto chided again.

'Openings?' Hiashi's eyes widened. 'He can't know of that!'

Before Hiashi knew Naruto had appeared in the two degree blind spot that all Byakugan users had. Naruto punched Hiashi in the rectum, burning the cloth kimono slightly as well as his silken underwear.

XXXXXXXXXXX – Hinata's view -

Hinata was stunned at what just happened Naruto had commented on an opening and appeared behind her father and unleashed a powerful hit to his rear, what made her hide her mouth was that Naruto had, on pulling his hand away, revealed a stick.

Glancing to the side Hinata caught Hinabi desperately trying to contain a laugh while her cousin Neji's shoulders started to rise and fall as he was focusing on ultimately keeping a straight face.

Naruto's next words however broke the three on lookers into a fit of laughter. "Damn this is big stick, no wonder you had that annoyed look on your face."

XXXXXXXXXXX – Fighters -

Hiashi had never been so embarrassed in all his life not even when the old lady at the springs was to eager to change over the signs.

Hiashi's mask shattered and crumbled away from his control as did his speech as he just started making random noises to try and defend himself. Naruto just smiled at the older man before tossing the stick to the side and turned his head to the on lookers who were rolling on the wooden floor that skirted the training ground.

"They need to be children too, Hiashi." Naruto said without looking at the man.

Hiashi's mind added more to what Naruto had just said in his deceased twins voice. 'After all don't you remember what we got up to when father wasn't looking?'

Hiashi just smiled and nodded, his children hadn't had a childhood. No Hyūga really did. Letting out an old, haggard breath Hiashi turned to Naruto. "Boy you have a gift, you know that?"

"Do I? When I get too old I should go into comedy then." Naruto announced before both he and Hiashi burst into laughter. "You should go with them, they need an adult who cares for them. Like they should have had." Naruto said as he turned to leave in a blast of wind.

XXXXXXXXXXX – Naruto's Compound -

Naruto fell to the ground once he stepped into the compound's training area. Panting Naruto turned himself over to look at the clouds that passed over the enclosed, forested area. "Being normal... needs time... to get used to."

"That's 'cause you ain't some fucking chakra ocean any more dick weed."

"What ... did I ... say … about … language?" Naruto asked to the swearing redhead in between breaths.

"Don't know you're out of breath, also Duck butt came by to talk, he's in the house." Tayuya said as she turned to one of her three Doki. The blindfolded one seemed to have gained blacked spiky protrusions from it's upper body. Naruto lay there looking up at the clouds for a while before he sensed a attack coming his way. Quickly rolling to the left Naruto dodged the spiked club from one of Tayuya's Doki. Sitting up Naruto grabbed onto the club before tearing it out of the Doki's grip and in one fluid motion Naruto stood up whilst turning and hitting the attacking Doki in the chin with it's own weapon.

"You need better control Tayuya." Naruto shouted to the redhead who in turn replied with an offensive gesture.

Shaking his head Naruto headed over to the house at a fast jog.

XXXXXXXXXXX – Inside the house -

Opening the old oak door Naruto walked into his families home, his home. The place was old but he had some clones doing the place up. Sasuke stood in the centre of the oaken hallway while leaning upon a recently found door that lead into a smithy.

"So you busy?" Sasuke asked pleasantly as he began playing with the hilt of his father's old sword.

Sasuke had changed a lot since being able to leave the hospital and walk again. He had a lot of time to stew over what had really happened that night all those years ago. His examination of his memories had shown him that Itachi had been crying when he had seen him after his parents were found dead.

Sasuke had changed his resolve to find Itachi and get his side of the story rather than just hunt him down and kill him.

"Sure, lets take a walk." with that both boys had left through the main house door.

"So did you get promoted yet?"

"No, Kakashi said that he didn't think that our team dynamic is fluid enough yet."

Naruto grunted "That's something that lazy ass would do. So what do you want to work on now?"

Sasuke stopped walking and glanced downwards slightly before nodding to himself. "Improving my Kenjutsu."

"Alright lets go find some space, Ne?"

XXXXXXXXXXX – Later, Uchiha Clan Training Grounds -

"Okay lets get this started." Naruto said as he brought forth a training sword settling into his stance. Sasuke lowered into one of his own called it the 'Hawk stance'. In this stance he had his blade in a reverse grip and his centre of gravity lowered.

Naruto nodded and the spar began.

Sasuke's Sharingan sprung to life as he darted forward. Naruto returned the gesture by activating his own 'Sharingan' and brought his sword before him so that it was in line with him as he turned sideways lowering the area on his body that could be hit.

Sasuke wasn't deterred by this but he minutely drifted to the right of Naruto. Both young men watched each other as they grew closer.

Sasuke was first to act by forcing chakra to his feet and propelling himself forward to Naruto. Unfaltering Naruto stood still eyes still locked on Sasuke. Sasuke's distance to Naruto grew with every stride, with a quick twist of his wrist his sword changed from being in a reverse grip to that of the standard.

Sasuke's range had also increased catching Naruto off guard after he thrust his sword forward. Sasuke's Sharingan caught movement from the side and watched as Naruto turned to face him while bringing his own blade up.

Naruto smirked as he kept turning just as the blades touched, Naruto's being on the inside, and stepped into Sasuke's guard and sending an elbow into Sasuke's side, causing him to cough as the air was forced from him.

Sasuke knew how hard Naruto could hit and if Naruto held back THIS much there must be large gaps in his form. Hell last time Naruto hit him he was sent careering through a set of trees.

Naruto didn't stop at just the elbow though. As he was still turning Naruto let go of his own sword to punch Sasuke square in the face, forcing him off balance. With the hand that once held the sword Naruto quickly retracted his arm and caught the sword's grip and pushed forward.

Sasuke was forced to the ground with Naruto not far from him still forcing his own training sword against his own body. At times like this he had to agree with Naruto that he shouldn't be training with real swords otherwise, unless his brother had been busy, they would be the last generation of Uchiha.

"My win again Sasuke." Naruto couldn't help but be smug at beating his friend and rival. Sasuke wasn't much of a foe for Naruto however with each spar they had Sasuke would calculate more ways to attack and try out. He would make a very deadly foe one day. The blonde Jinchūriki held out his arm for the raven haired teen.

Grumbling Sasuke took Naruto's arm and pulled himself up. He glanced up at the sun and grinned. "Shouldn't you be in class teaching those kids?" Sasuke quipped only for his friend to disappear in a flash of blonde. "Show off," Sasuke grumbled to himself before walking out of the training grounds.

XXXXXXXXXXX – Konoha Academy, Fuinjutsu Class -

Naruto appeared in a flash of gold which managed to silence the class before him. The group so far hadn't shown much progress in any form of seal, which was highly disappointing.

"Okay class," Naruto began only for all the children to instantly start speaking again, loudly. Sighing Naruto turned and started writing on the wall behind him with his chakra creating a rather large but fairly simple seal. Turning Naruto waited for a few seconds, one child was looking past him at the seal Naruto didn't recognise this child.

"SILENCE!" Naruto boomed out and the class fell silent once more. "You," Naruto stated while pointing at a dark haired boy who had the kind of face that wouldn't stand out at all. "Name then tell me and the class what I've just drawn behind me."

The child stood with a smirk, a trouble maker, "Maro, that's easy it's a seal." this caused a few sniggers to erupt throughout the class.

Naruto smirked and walked up towards the boy, placing a hand on the boys shoulder. Naruto smiled at the boy before picking him up and throwing him towards the seal. Maro disappeared soon after.

"I will not tolerate and snide remarks in my class is that clear?" Naruto half asked and half stated. More the latter. "Now if anyone knows what type of seal this is go-"

"It's a mark six prisoner seal which allows the passage of time to continue to flow within the seal so if anyone is injured before they go inside the seal they will still be able to feel the pain, the pain however will be amplified. It's creator was a mixture between Lord Jiraiya of the sennin and Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto. You sensei." Naruto watched as the child never one took his eyes off of the seal. He even stood up and walked forward and stood before it. "This here is the chakra storage that is easily depicted by the swirl nature of lines, which are actually the written text of the mechanism," the child stated as he was indeed pointing at the chakra storage area.

Naruto walked up and rested his hand on the child's shoulder. The child visibly tensed up. "Well done … erm,"

"Toshirō Yamada." the boy introduced himself as.

"Well Toshirō I should think you deserve some recognition for that performance, tell me how do you know so much about them?" Naruto was seriously intrigued by Toshirō and his knowledge.

"Well sensei I worked part time in the Village Seal storage room with my uncle before he passed away. He was interested in them so I took it upon myself to remember him by studying them." Yamada replied as he hung his head at the memories.

Naruto smiled at the boy before squatting down and rubbing the boys darkened brown locks from side to side as Naruto messed up the kids hair. Toshirō quickly looked up and Naruto saw his green eyes have a hint of red around them. "That's a very noble thing of you to do Toshirō-kun." Naruto praised the boy with a smile.

Standing back up he looked at the seal then back to Yamada. "He do you want to release him or will I?" Naruto asked the brown haired boy.

Toshirō looked up to his sensei then to the seal and pushed some chakra into it, a few seconds later Maro came flying out of the seal and landed on the ground before turning over to look at his sensei. He didn't hold his look long before the bell rang and he darted out of the room soon followed by the other children.

Just as Naruto was about to leave he felt someone behind him turning he was face to face with a boar masked man. Without waiting for a response Naruto felt his organs mush up against his abdominal wall before they settled back into place.

XXXXXXXXXXX – Hokage's Office -

"Ah glad you could come Naruto." Came the very distinctive voice from the Hokage, Senju Tsunade.

Naruto turned to see Lee and Shino already standing in the room with a girl in a long silken dress. "What did you call me for Baa-chan?"

A tick mark appeared on Tsunade's forehead. "You're here, Gaki, because you will be leading these two and your client back to her home country."

"Let's see the scroll, knowing you it's a A rank but actually an S." Naruto said as he caught the scroll in his left hand. "It's in Demon country." Naruto pinched the bridge of his nose. "Why does it have to be Demon country." Naruto looked up to see a grinning Tsunade. "And you," Naruto points at Tsunade. "are enjoying this far too much."

"If I may ask, why are you so against Demon country?" The client a young woman called Shion asks politely.

"It's because I'm a Jinchūriki. A demon host? I find it ironic that I'm the one being sent." Naruto says though holding his head in his hand. "Okay everyone meet up at the gates pack for a S rank mission. We will meet tomorrow as it's late today."

"HAI!/ Understood." Came the voices of an excited Lee and a monotone Shino.

Just as Shino was about to leave Naruto slips a scroll into the bug users pocket and nods.

"Shion, get some rest as we leave tomorrow." Naruto commanded before flashing out of the office.

XXXXXXXXXXX – Uzumaki Compound -

Naruto arrived home in record time just as Tayuya had finished cooking dinner. Naruto and Tayuya didn't trust Anko at cooking after the last chicken dinner escaped. Yes escaped. Turns out you need to kill the chicken before you try and stuff it.

Naruto just made ramen which in all honesty isn't that healthy. So Tayuya took it upon herself to make dinner every night there after. She was a surprisingly good cook. Tayuya told them it was either learn how to cook or eat the crap that Orochimaru deemed edible.

To cut a long story short.

It.

Was.

Not.

Edible.

It was unanimous that Tayuya became the family cook, tonight she was trying her hand at Shabu-shabu.

Naruto and Anko both looked at the tray's they were given and then to each other. Naruto was the first to take a bite with both females watching intently. Naruto picked up one of the slices of beef and lowered it into the pot of water only to take it out of the water and dipped it into the side portions of various sauces. Gingerly he raised the sauce covered beef to his mouth before taking the beef and chewing for a while.

Tayuya caught the widening of Naruto's eyes and the drifting from his food to her and back again. 'Oh god it's bad!' The redhead thought to herself only for those fears to wash away when Naruto began to devour the meal that once lay before him, soon after Naruto started Anko did the same.

Once they had finished eating Naruto then crafted two Shadow Clones to do the washing up while he headed upstairs to shower. Finishing the shower Naruto made his way to his and Anko's room to find it unoccupied. Slumping onto the bed Naruto let out a sigh before falling asleep.

XXXXXXXXXXX – Mind-space -

Naruto rose up to see Kurama sitting at a table in his human form wearing a sunset orange kimono while he let his fiery crimson hair flow wild. The other Kyūbi however was pacing behind the cage that Kurama once resided in.

"Hey Kurama," Naruto greeted his longest friend as he stood up. "how's tall, dark and broody over there?" Naruto gestured over to the dark half of Kyūbi.

Kurama couldn't help but chuckle. "He's still resisting but as you know you are gaining more abilities thanks to his presence inside you."

"Yeah I know. Found a way to calm him down?"

"Maybe, here catch." Kurama announced as he tossed a book Naruto's way. Naruto stared at the book but before he could ask Kurama already satiated his curiosity. "Just open it and read it."

Naruto done as he was told and opened the book only for his entire surroundings to morph and change until he looked down upon a tiny man.

"You are my son, split from one being into nine. Your name shall be Kurama, the Kyūbi, embodiment of all the negative emotions. I am sorry my child for placing such a burden upon you like this but I am dying and you must look after your siblings. I trust in you Kurama." Stated the small human like figure.

Leaning down Naruto could see paws stretch out before him and it hit him, this was another one of Kurama's memories. "What are you talking about little man? I shall fend for myself, not look after weaklings."

The figure seemed to shake his head in response to what Kurama had said and glided towards him. Naruto watched as the figure rested his hand on Kurama's snout and felt that all the malice all the pain wash away.

Then just as the memory came it left and Naruto was standing before both halves of Kurama. Walking forward towards the cage the Kyūbi turned and lowered itself to face Naruto.

"What does the human want now? More power?" Kyūbi then began to chuckle darkly. That was until he felt a hand rest upon his snout and he remembered the memory from which Naruto had just seen. "Father?" Kyūbi then reared back staring down at the small human. His eyes shifted to those of a similar form, his other halves.

Kurama had changed back into his natural form of the Nine Tailed Fox. "It is alright to trust this one brother." Kurama said with a nod, Kyūbi didn't look so pleased as he had turned away and looked to the back of the cell. "Naruto it is time you wake up now, morning is here."

XXXXXXXXXXX – Naruto's room -

Naruto awoke quickly and blinked repeatedly at the sight of a somewhat naked Anko sleeping on him, with a smirk he substituted himself with the covers that were cast to the floor.

Slinking into the shower Naruto quickly set about washing himself, his fingers tracing his tattoo. Shaking the water from his hair Naruto quickly sets about drying himself then walking into his wardrobe to see what he can wear.

"Orange jumpsuit, no. Black jumpsuit, no. Blue jumpsuit, no. Mesh under armour, yes. Black sleeve less shirt, yes. Dark blue pants, yes." Naruto then turned and looked at his shoes, all two pairs of them. He decided to go with the armoured pair over the standard issue pair.

Just before Naruto left he took a look at his trench coat and noticed that one of the sleeves were hanging off. So being unable to sew Naruto pulled out a kunai and cut the sleeve off creating a zig-zag pattern as he did so, he copied it onto the other sleeve.

With a quick burst of chakra Naruto vanished from his house and appeared at the main gates.

XXXXXXXXXXX – Main Gates -

Lee, Shino and Shion were standing at the main gates awaiting at the exit to the village. Shino was the first to detect Naruto arriving as his insects had alerted him to his impending arrival.

As if on time Shino spoke up "Hello Naruto, are we ready to go?" as Naruto arrived in a flash of Yellow just like his father.

"Yes Shino I think we are ready. Lee?" Naruto asked.

Lee adopted his nice guy pose and smiled "I am at my most youthful peak yet!" Lee stated while Naruto inwardly sighed.

"Okay lets head out!" Naruto stated as the group made their way out of the village and onto the mission.

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And that's it for the story and I have had requests to do a sequel and I have got some plans for it. However it will take some time so don't be expecting it any time soon, unfortunately.

I have also made the silly mistake of filling my proverbial plate and will need some time to take a step back and complete everything that I have taken on.

I may still add chapters to this though deleted scenes that I didn't think would make it into the complete version.

Well until next time then.

Ja Mata Ne?

XXXXXXXXXXX – Deleted scene #1 -

Naruto stood in the doorway as Itachi and Kisame stared back at him. Neither side moving an inch.

"Itachi!" came a booming voice from down the corridor. Both Itachi and Kisame looked down the corridor. Naruto from inside the room sighed and looked mildly confused.

"Sasuke." Itachi droned out.

"Sasuke?" Naruto questioned as he stuck his head out of the door frame. Looking down the corridor Naruto saw that Sasuke was indeed there and out of breath and wheelchair bound. "How the hell did you get here, we're on the fourth floor and there is no lifts?"

"I forced this chair up the stairs after hearing that Itachi was nearby and-" Sasuke was cut short when he realised that he had been left out in the corridor. He went to move the wheelchair forward only to find that it wouldn't move. Try as he might the wheelchair wouldn't move then it moved on its own.

Away from where his brother was.

Turning he saw a eagle masked ANBU pushing him down the stairs. "Don't you know who I am, I am an Uchiha! Listen to me I want near that room!"

"And I couldn't give two fucks." the eagle masked ANBU replied with before delivering a swift chop to the back of the Uchiha's neck knocking him out.

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Sorry for how short this chapter is compared to the rest, I just haven't had that spark for writing. Must have burned it out while writing the last chapter for the vast majority of a day straight.

Anyway See all of you in the next one.

Ja Mata Ne.