Chapter 19: 30 ways to annoy Isaac Netero

Wow! I am really surprised that you still need a disclaimer. This man can punch you 10000 times per second; 'pray' to turn your ass into dust and take the ant-king with one. Leg. it is really a stupid ass decision to ride his ass… I suggest you run now.

If you are reading this line, you are really out of your mind, and I LOVE YOU FOR THAT… please stay… please… my regular reviewers are running away because I didn't update for so long.

Killua: Stop it kuso-baba.

Indrani: and then there is you! ROYALTY FREE PAIN-IN-THE-ASS… Did you drug Gon to be his friend?

Kurapika: guys guys…. Cut it out!

Indrani: and you… confusion case, stop sitting on the fence and decide whether you are a man or a woman… and FOR GOD'S SAKE, FIND SOME PANTS! Okay onto the topic—

1. Tell that he is creepy

2. Tell him that "why hire top-class assassins to kill an ant? Did the world run out of insecticides?"

3. Speak really low and when he asks "what?" for several times, scream "turn on your hearing aid"

4. Tell him he looks like Stan Lee in beards

5. Declare that you are his blood grandchild of his illegitimate son who died having sex with your make-believe mom.

6. Whisper that zodiacs are planning to overthrow him

7. And worst of all, Ging and Pariston are leading them.

8. Ask him if Pariston is single, and can you marry him, because you thought that Netero was his father.

9. Tell him that Hisoka is running a presidential election and he might win because he is campaigning nude. Among the lady fangirly hunters.

10. Make a tutorial on 'how to bald president ponytail' and post it on YouTube, dedicate like: I would like to tribute this to a random senior citizen whom I ran over yesterday.

11. Hire him to kill mosquitoes.

12. Replace his shaving kit with bikini wax kit.

13. Groom his beard as Victorian Muttonchops (please google)

14. Make dumb jokes on his position, like: "who is faster than the chairman… a WHEELchair man" (X-Men Reference)

15. Tell him Zeno is threatening to kill everyone in Hunter commission unless he is paid 3000 billion Jennies.

16. Ask "who is your beard icon… Dumbledore or Gandalf?"

17. Hand him a catalogue and ask "it's for what kind of casket would you like to be buried in"

18. Arrange his funeral, while he is alive.

19. When he says anything, say "quit your nose. You'll be dead for this anyway, and besides you are never early to arrange your own funeral."

20. Invite him to a funeral and whisper in his ears creepily: "you are next"

21. Ask dumb things like "if in weddings, the one who gets the bouquet tossed by the bride is to be married off first, then does it means that whoever gets the casket bouquet/ wreath tossed by the pastor will die first?"

22. Copy his wardrobe, consistently.

23. Seal all his account discreetly; informing the banks that he is dead, so that when he turns up, the bank, the authority will say: "but sir, you are supposed to be dead."

24. Ask him to retire.

25. When he declines say, "don't worry, nobody will pinch your pension."

26. Ask him how to get white hair without turning old, when he asks you to go salon ask for an ungodly amount of money like an annoying grandchild.

27. Ask him the random meanings of swear-words.

28. Or better, ask him how to pick guys/ girls.

29. Ask him "when you are too old to have an anal sex?"

30. Take his picture, place it beside Santa Claus and make it a Before and After meme, with the caption "diet with cocaine"