2/04/2014 23:13

How Sakura Haruno won the war

A/N: I warn you, there be crack ahead! This is a bit of an apology for not updating and I'm sorry about any grammar/spelling errors, I'm typing this up on my phone

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto

' Alright, it all comes down to this'

Sakura thought as she grit her teeth, in front of her stood Uchiha Madara and she was the only one left standing from the entire Shinobi alliance- the rest are injured

'Should I do a Sasuke or a Naruto?' She sunk into a defensive stance that clearly showed that she knew how to defend herself and attack opponents perfectly before a plan came to her 'Oh! I know!'

Forming her hands into the correct handseals, Sakura yelled out

"Oiroke no Jutsu!"

Naruto's eyes widened as he understood what Sakura was doing and after the cloud of smoke cleared a little there Sakura stood in all her glory

Her silky pink hair was up in two pony tails with a devil's horns headband resting atop her head while she wore a short and very low-cut crimson top that showed off her womanly assets, a pair of extremely short crimson shorts covered her bottom half with a pointed devil's tail attached to it while a pair of thigh high boots adorned her legs. She was lying on the floor with an elbow propping jet up a little

"Madara-Sama" She cooed winking and blowing a kiss at him

Two huge streams of blood gushed out of the Uchiha clan ancestor's nose and onto the battlefield before the same happened to all other males in the vicinity who still had enough blood to keep them going

She got up slowly and deliberately making sure that her assets were shown off before releasing the henge and turning her attention to the Uchiha ancestor who had a dazed look in his eye after recovering from the huge nosebleed that he'd just had

Sakura was feeling very pleased with herself until she heard the words of the Uchiha clan ancestor

"You- you're the woman I've been l looking for my whole life"

"Wait- what?"

"For your benefit I shall repeat myself, my dear. I've been looking for a woman who is strong and powerful and beautiful and have found none that suit my tastes, Uzumaki Mito came close but you, my dear, top everything with your Chakra Enhanced Strength, Chakra Scalpels, Delicate Illness Extraction Technique, Mystical Palm Technique, Strength of a Hundred Seal with many other things and of course, with your beauty and exotic colouring"

Sakura was nervous now, he was getting closer and closer to her and she was almost out of chakra

"B-but I wasn't really- I'm not-" she stammered as he came closer with a predatory glint in his eye and that was all it took for Sakura to run away as if Hell were on her heels

"NOOOOOOOOOOO!"