If the rocky horror picture show was with rock of ages characters this is how it would work;

Dr. Frank N Furter – Joey Primo

Rocky – Lonny

Narrator – Dennis

Brad - Drew

Janet – Sherrie

Eddie – Stacee

Columbia – Constance

It is, at this point in time, that I run out of characters. Sooo, I'm keeping Riff and Magenta as is (And Dr scott) because they are too epic to leave out (Although that means they kill Rocky Joey and Constance D:)

Now, a problem I need help with fixing

And, I'll just leave you with the following thoughts; Joey dressed up like Frank, Lonny in nothing but underwear.

Also, think of all the pairings!

Off the top of my head;

Drew x Joey

Sherrie x Joey

Lonny x Joey

Constance x Joey

possibly Stacee x Joey (Frank and Eddie could well have been a thing. It is Frank afterall)

Lonny x Sherrie

...This in istself generates many, many fanfiction ideas.

If this didn't put a smile on your face, how about Lonny as Frank? Admit it, you're grinning right now. Think about it, if Lonny was Frank, these pairings would come to play

Drew x Lonny

Sherrie x Lonny

Constance x Lonny

Stacee x Lonny (Nobody can resist a little hint of Stonny.)

And if Joey was Rocky, Joey would be wearing golden underwear, and thse pairings would also exist.

Sherrie x Joey

Lonny x Joey

So my dear friends, one question for you, WHY DOES THIS NOT EXIST?

Don't make me write it, it'll turn out crazy. Dennis'll show up halfway through and be like "Back off bitches Lonny is mine."

That is an amazing fanfic title. Look for a fanfiction in the future called "Back off bitches Lonny is mine."

Remember all this whenever you feel sad.

Thankyou. This has been an RKO radio broadcast.