So, a new series of one shots, all of it smut, nothing but smut, I need to practice writing some smut! Let's see what I can come up with ;D Madam is almost done, I'm editing the last two chapters now, I want it to be perfect for you all! Enjoy this for now, and enjoy the side of my mind! ;D

Disclaimer: Not mine okay, only the ideas! Not making no money off of this :L

WARNING: SMUT! Dirty talk!

Frappe

Stephanie gives Frappes a try!

Stephanie let out a sound of glee as Heidi unwrapped a gift and pulled out a rather large flesh colored dildo. Heidi looked down at the label and said, "Grandma Mazur, are you trying to tell me something?"

"I might be," Grandma Mazur said with a leer, making all the women in the room laugh, " Is he that big?"

"Bigger," Heidi said with a wink, placing the dildo back in the box, "Oh my goodness, ladies, thank you for the bachelorette gifts, they made my day!"

Stephanie smiled at Heidi and said, "No problem! It's not every day that our prowlers marry each other!"

Heidi smiled sweetly at Stephanie and said, "Shucks, don't flatter Diesel and I," before placing the gift on the ground, beside the piles of lingerie and sex toys.

"So," Jeanne Ellen Borrows said, sipping her wine, "Heidi, are you and Diesel going to fuck in the sand when you're in Tahiti?"

"We aren't leaving any surface unfucked," Heidi said with a giggle, making everyone around her giggle as well, "In fact, I ought to thank you more for the plug you got me, Jeanne, nothing like feeling of something in your forbidden hole while your fiancé takes you doggy style."

Stephanie blushed darkly at the comment Heidi made, even though everyone around her laughed and leered at Heidi. Lula saw the look on Stephanie's face and asked, "White girl, you ain't never had anal before? What are you and Ranger doing then?!"

"Not that!" Stephanie said her face red, "I mean…that's where you know…you shit and stuff."

"You can't fault Stephanie for this one," Grandma Mazur said to Lula, sipping her wine, "It was her mother, filling her head with those conservative catholic thoughts, I swear, where did I go wrong with Helen…"

"You mean to tell us, Stephanie that Carlos and you have never…what what in the butt?!" Heidi asked, earning another blush, "OH MY GOD! WE HAVE AN ANAL VIRGIN WITH US!"

"Why in the hell would I want to do the frappe with Carlos?!" Stephanie asked her face even redder, "I mean, I have a perfectly working vagina!"

Connie looked over to Stephanie and said, "Because, it can feel good, and we all know Ranger, he'll make sure that you cum 40 times before he does, all with your butt…."

"Wait a minute…." Jeanne Ellen said, looking over to Stephanie, a gleam in her eye, "Did you just called anal sex, a frappe?!"

"I uh…." Stephanie mumbled, "It's what my mother called it, Anal sex and butt sex sounds raunchy!"

"It is raunchy!" Heidi said with a robust laugh, "Let me tell you, Stephanie…Diesel and I, when we have anal sex…we get downright dirty, hair pulling and name calling and…oh my god…it's so intense!"

Lula fanned herself and said, "The dirtier the better, white girl, Tankie and I, well, it gets wet and wild, the cops get called sometimes, because of it!"

"That must make for an exciting story," Jeanne said with a leer, turning to Stephanie, "Come on, Plum, Lester and I, mind you, he's the flavor of the week, guys, we have anal sex all the time, it's not bad, stop acting like it is, are you a prude, plum?"

"No…it just sounds so icky," Stephanie said, earning a round of giggles, "Shut up you guys, can we just go back to joking about Heidi's wedding night and get drunk."

Heidi giggled and then tossed a package to Stephanie, "Here you go, Stephanie, you could use this more than me, I'll use the dildo that Grandma Mazur gave me."

Stephanie looked down at the package Heidi tossed to her and squeaked, seeing a black butt plug in her hand. It had a solid base and a wide bottom that tapered off at the end, in a pointed cone shape. It wasn't very big, and it Stephanie wondering how big Diesel was, if Heidi could causally say that she'll use the monster of a dildo for her butt plug instead.

"It doesn't hurt that much," Heidi said with a wink, watching Stephanie stare at the butt plug, "Besides, there's always foreplay, and if Carlos does it right, it'll slide right in, with no problem.

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"They sure do look like they're in love," Carlos commented in Stephanie's ear, as they danced together.

Stephanie looked over to see Heidi and Diesel, the newly wedded couple, dancing off to the side, their heads pressed together. Stephanie had told Carlos that the two had this permanent smile on their face. It was still there as they whispered softly to one another. Stephanie turned to her husband and said, "Good for them, Carlos, I'm glad they found each other, like we found each other."

"Babe," Carlos said looking down at his wife before kissing her, "You know, I fall in love with you more and more with each day, how did I ever get so lucky?"

Stephanie let out a giggle and pressed herself closer to Carlos. They had been together for nearly three years. Their marriage was still on that honeymoon phase and Stephanie was hoping it stayed there forever.

"Oh look," Carlos said, looking over to where Diesel and Heidi stood, "Looks like Diesel's getting frisky, he's about to steal Heidi away from the wedding early."

Stephanie turned and giggled, watching as Diesel nibbled on Heidi's neck, before he looked in Heidi's eyes and then was leading her away from the dance floor and out the back door. Needless to say, the wedding reception was cut short, since the bride and groom were nowhere to be seen.

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"That was such a lovely wedding," Stephanie sighed, stripping off the tasteful dove grey maid of honor dress Heidi made her wear, "now we need to get someone else married, I love weddings."

"I know you do, Babe," Carlos said, as he tossed his coat on the chair in the corner of their bedroom, "if you could, you'd get married everyday…"

Stephanie bent down to unclip the garters she wore, pausing as she felt large hands on her hips. Stephanie turned to her husband and watched as he ran his hands up and down her stocking covered thighs. Stephanie let out a sound as the hands got bolder, running up her sides, cupping her bottom and reaching in between her thighs to cup her panty covered mound. Stephanie lifted herself and let Carlos pull her back against his chest.

"Dios, Babe, you drive me wild," Carlos said, as he unclipped Stephanie's bra off, freeing her breast, "You didn't tell me that you would be wearing garters today."

"Part of the wedding outfit," Stephanie moaned as Carlos played with her erect nipples, "It's like a bonus gift you get when you unwrap your present, Carlos."

"So fucking sexy," Carlos growled, turning Stephanie around and kissing her, his tongue plunging deep into her mouth.

Stephanie let out a gasp as Carlos lifted her up in his arms, making her wrap her legs around his waist. Slowly they made their way to the bed, where Stephanie was tossed on it, bouncing slightly. Stephanie smiled up at her husband as he begun to strip, revealing a nicely toned muscled chest the color of mocha latte. Stephanie's eyes darkened as her husband 's fingers reached his belt, unbuckling it and then, Carlos was pulling his pants off to reveal that Carlos wasn't wearing any underwear. Stephanie shuddered as Carlos popped the front clasp of Stephanie's bra open, making her breast tumble out. Stephanie smiled coyly, pulling her bra off her shoulders and then reached down to grab at her garters. Carlos grabbed her hands and said, "Babe, leave the garters on…" making Stephanie giggle loudly as she took off her panties.

Carlos climbed in between Stephanie's legs and said, "Mmm…Stephanie's honeypot, my favorite," his fingers spreading Stephanie's pussy open, "Dios, I can never get enough of you, Babe."

Stephanie let out a shudder as she felt her husband lick her before leaning down to feast on Stephanie, making her cry out in bliss. He left no crevice untouched. Stephanie had to grip the bedsheets tightly as her husband ate her out. Stephanie's back arched in pleasure and her stocking covered legs wrapped around Carlos's head. Stephanie's breath came out in short puffs and her stomach became taut as the pleasure coiled deep inside, ready to spring forward. Stephanie let out a cry as Carlos's tongue found her clit, his lips nipping at it and tongue rolling around it. She was going to cum soon oh god she was-

Stephanie let out a scream as Carlos pulled away from her mound, licking his lips and getting up from the bed, "What are you doing?! Come back, Carlos!"

"All good things come to those who wait," Carlos said, going over to the side drawer to get something.

Carlos paused in his search and looked over to Stephanie a small smile on his face, "Babe, are you telling me something?"

Stephanie eyes' widened as Carlos held up the black butt plug Heidi had given to her the night before her wedding. Stephanie watched as Carlos held the plug and then he took out the bottle of oil he was originally looking for. Stephanie let out a sound as Carlos climbed back on the bed and said, "Babe, I didn't think you were interested in this."

"I…Heidi gave it to me, I don't see why we have to do the Frappe, if we're using my vagina!" Stephanie said with a blush, earning a soft chuckle from Carlos, "What?!"

"Babe," Carlos said, spreading Stephanie's legs, "Frappe? Do you mean, anal sex?" Carlos's eyes darkened as he ran his fingers on Stephanie's slit, watching her shudder, "Babe, anal sex can be wonderful, if done right."

"But that hole is….dirty," Stephanie said in a hushed voice, earning a chuckle from her husband, "What?!"

"Babe," Carlos said getting up and holding his hand out for his wife, "Come on, we'll make that dirty hole clean before we try the frappe."

"What?!" Stephanie yelped as she got up, "What are you going to do?"

"Trust me, Babe."

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"That felt extremely weird," Stephanie said to Carlos as she lay down on the bed, her blue eyes sparkling, "Is that how you clean a person out?!"

Carlos nodded his head and opened the bottle of lube saying, "You can back out anytime, Babe, but I promise you, Babe, it's going to feel good.

Stephanie shook her head and said, "No, let's do this, I want to see what this hype is all about…"

Carlos's eyes darkened and he said, "Babe…" before drizzling oil on top of the black plug. Stephanie watched as Carlos covered his fingers with the oil. He gave Stephanie a look and spread her legs. Stephanie let out a whimper as Carlos's fingers entered her bottom. Stephanie arched her back and sighed as Carlos fingers found her clit, rubbing it gently. Stephanie gripped the bed sheets as another thick finger entered her bottom. Carlos leaned down and kissed Stephanie, "Babe, you look so hot, you're sucking in my fingers, this is such a greedy hole."

Stephanie's face darkened and she said, "Don't say things like that, Carlos! You're embarrassing me…" her hips moving up and down as Carlos pumped his fingers in and out of her, "It's not greedy, Carlos."

"But it's true," Carlos said with a smile, placing a third finger in Stephanie, making her cry out and rotate her hips, "See Babe, dios, you look so fucking sexy that greedy hole sucking my fingers right in , do you think you can handle one more finger babe?"

Stephanie nodded her head, her fingers sliding down to play with her clit. Carlos leaned forward, his erection pressed into the bed as he stuck his little finger inside of her. Stephanie arched her back, her blue eyes wide with wonder as Carlos pumped his fingers in and out of her.

"Dios, Babe" Carlos gasped as his fingers go in and out of Stephanie's anal track, "So sexy…"

Stephanie felt as Carlos pulled his fingers out of her hole and then spread her thighs wide open, his eyes trained in between them, "Babe, this is such a greedy hole, begging for something…"

Stephanie shook her head saying, "Carlos, don't say things like that! It's so…naughty!"

"I like saying naughty things to you," Carlos said, with a deep purr, "Babe, I love it when your face heats up when I talk about your pussy and how wet it gets, I love talking about how much you love it when I rub your clit. Babe, I love sucking on your nipples and reminding you that they get harder as I suck on them."

Stephanie let out a cry as she felt the blunt tip of the butt plug push inside of her bottom. She grunted and arched her back as it began to spread her open, without mercy. It was a little bigger than four of Carlos's fingers, but the way it pushed in, it had Stephanie crying out in bliss. It didn't help that Carlos was also playing with her clit, strumming her to the edge as the wide part of the plug forced it way into her until finally, the base was pressed snugly against her bottom. Stephanie had never felt so full before in her life.

She didn't have time to dwell on the feeling, because Carlos was in between her now, his erection pressing against her. Stephanie let out gasp and said, "Carlos! it might not fit!" feeling the head breech her, "I feel so full, I might be too full."

"No you're not, Babe," Carlos said as he pushed into Stephanie, who let out a moan and leaned back on the bed, arching her back, "Dios babe, this feels so good!"

Stephanie wrapped her arms and legs around her husband as he pushed into her. She could feel the plug rubbing against Carlos's dick as he pushed into her and damn it all, it felt so damn good. Stephanie leaned up and whispered in Carlos's ear, "Hurry up, hurry and fuck me, Carlos, put it in my ass…"

In a flash, Stephanie felt Carlos pull out of her and then pull the plug out of her, making her moan loudly in as the suction feeling that went through her as he pulled it out. Stephanie let out a yelp as he pushed the plug in her pussy, and then, Carlos was pushing his way into Stephanie's bottom. Stephanie let out whine as he pushed into her, filling her up. Once he was all the way in her, Carlos rubbed her stomach and asked, "Feeling full?" thrusting lightly into Stephanie, making her moan in pleasure.

"Yes, it feels so damn good!" Stephanie whined, rotating her hips, "So full…"

Stephanie let out a yelp of pleasure as Carlos began to thrust in and out of her. The feeling of Carlos pushing in and out of her and the buttplug in her pussy, oh god…it felt like heaven! This is what she had been missing?! Why would her mother tell her not to do this?!

"Dios, babe!" Carlos growled, pushing into his wife, "You're so tight, that greedy hole is sucking me right in!"

"Fuck me Carlos," Stephanie cried out, arching her back, "Oh god, yes! Fuck me, fuck me, fuck me! Fill me up until I can fill you deep inside of me!"

Stephanie and Carlos let out grunts cries and moans, the bed rocking in time to them and their breath heavy. It was Stephanie who came first, rubbing herself and arching into the heavy dick that plowed her. She screamed her completion, gripping her husband's shoulders and squeezing tight around him. Carlos snapped his hips once and then let out a growl, leaning forward to bite Stephanie's neck as he came deep inside of her. Carlos let out a low groan and rolled onto the bed beside Stephanie, who let out a sound as he pulled the plug out of her pussy and pushed it into her bottom.

"I like the idea of you wearing this," Carlos said softly, kissing Stephanie softly, "Dios, babe, we'll have to do the frappe again?"

"I was thinking the same thing, Carlos," Stephanie said with a purr, curling up against Carlos, "I love frappes, goodness, why would I ever deny myself a yummy frappe again!"

End.

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