Things Portgas D Ace may not do on the Moby Dick.

I may not fall asleep on purpose if I think the meeting is boring and claim it was a narcolepsy attack.

He was so bored. So incredibly bored, he was wishing for a narcoleptic fit, but Ace knew for fact he was god's very own comic relief act. He mentally referred to himself as the walking punch line. I wonder… everyone here knows I'm subject to random sleep attacks so… why not? A victorious smile came to his lips, and in an instant Ace dropped his head on the table and started to "snore". That was one way to avoid a meeting.

I may not do so 'accidentally' either.

It wasn't his fault this time! For real! He hadn't fallen asleep face first in the middle of Marco's arguments on purpose! Why didn't anyone believe him? On second thought, maybe he had used the "N.F" excuse once too often.

Yeah, it's very short. Deal with it. There will be around five hundred of these little guys, and I got permission from the creator of the list to do this. Yes, I actually asked. If you want to read the entire list, the fan fiction's name is Second division Prohibitions. Worth reading, and totally hilarious. I'm just using the rules to make little anecdotes, I own none of this.