Here, seems to be a normal love story, right?

Wrong. Its weird. Freaky. Unnatural even. But it is still a love story, and every love story makes the audience itself fall in love.

So please, read this weird, freaky, unnatural love story, for it is the most sincere of them all...

Rob passed by Bucky. He sat on the couch and saw Bucky staring at the TV screen. On the TV screen, a female tabby was on top of a kitty condo, shaking her tail back and forth, the audience bellow her(which was all toms) were swooning with love-glazed eyes.

"Can I ask you what you're watching right now?" Rob said, confused as usual.

"Lady MaMa, playing one of her best songs, 'Tuna Face' LIVE" Bucky said.

Rob rolled his eyes at the fact it sounded already like a celebrity's name and song. Satchel opened the door, paws full with magazines.

"Bucky, your magazines are here" Satchel muttered, giving Bucky three magazines.

"Ah, yes! Queens Monthly, Purebreed Models Weekly, and Cats" Bucky purred, "You may go now Satchel".

"What on earth?! How did you buy those?!" Rob snapped. "Oh I just used one of those card thingies in your wallet, man, those things are magic" Bucky said.

"THOSE ARE MY CREDIT CARDS!" Rob yelled.

"Chill out, Pinko! You can look at them!" Bucky hissed, throwing a copy of Queens Monthly onto Rob.

Rob looked at Bucky as if he had grown a second head. Rob slowly picked up Queens Monthly and opened a random page.

It showed a sleek Maine Coon with perfect stripes and emerald eyes, the background was a hot pink color. Rob read the text.

"CeCe Coon, the five-time winner of the Fishing Championships?" Rob said, one eye twitching.

"Is CeCe Coon on there?! Give me that!" Bucky snapped, "Oh, heck yea".

"Oh heck no. Bucky, what is the purpose of looking at female cats when you can't mate with them because you're fixed?!" Rob asked.

Bucky looked down. "Uh..."

"Exactly, I'm changing the channel, the Red Sox are playing" Rob said, grabbing the remote.

Bucky looked down at his paws, depression clouding his mind.

Till he saw an envelope slide through the mail slot.

"Hey robbo, go get that, I'm too lazy to" Bucky meowed as Rob got the envelope and opened it, "It's probably another love letter".

"For once, you're right" Rob said, making Bucky look at him in shock, "Look".

Bucky grabbed it and looked deeper into it.

Dear Bucky,

I have a confession. I've loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. Your cool, charming wit, your cleverness. I felt something for you instantly.

...There's just one problem.

I've learned things about you I didn't want to learn. If you actually saw me, you wouldn't love me. So why am I sending this to you...

I've kept this secret far too long, it's best to confess and regret, than to say nothing and regret.

Please keep in mind that love has many different faces...