AN: Screw it, I'm posting this. May just post full chapters by myself if worst comes to worst.

ANYway:

5.1 by crossoverpairinglover

Prime Megatron rolled his eyes at Knockout's new 'taste,' "Knockout...I normally give you a lot of flexibility on your 'quirks', but you have clearly gone too far this time. You are not able to function as a robot in disguise with that get up"

Knockout looked disturbed as he replied "But Lord Megatron sir... I have no idea why I look this way! I just woke up and bam, I'm a Van. A VAN!"

"Knockout Knocky Doo, where are you, We've got some work to do now..."

Knockout rapidly turned on Star Scream as he began singing, before morphing his arm into a buzz saw "What was that, Starscream!?"

Megatron promptly rolled his eyes as Knockout the Mystery Machine transformer tore his second in command apart.

Foolish Starscream.

5.2 by Masterweaver

"You know Scrapper," Bumblebee mused, "you seem to be taking the Loops rather well."

The constructicon shrugged. "My mom was a tiny yellow horse, she explained things."

"Ah. Makes sense. She have wings?"

"No, but she did wear a bow."

5.3 by jxz, given touch ups by Sieses Detkrah

Ranma and the Skywalker Anchors looked at the sight of what they had inevitably created, with great dread and uncertainty of what they could do

The loop had started as normal, in the "Vader" era. Ranma had replaced Obi-Wan, but that wasn't uncommon. Last time, Lina Inverse had replaced Obi-Wan.

Luke still smelled like Giga Slaves after that one.

Anyway, The member of the O7, the hero of the rebellion and the Jedi-turned-Sith had decided to see how much damage could they cause to the Death Star with a direct fight, as oppose to blowing it up from the inside or making a run at it with bombers, and that included using anything in their Pockets.

One thing lead to another, and the crazy really hit the fan when Ranma accidentally released another Death Star from his growing collection of them...

And two copies from the Movie-Variant of the Transformers' All Spark, which once was able to be kept in the Subspace Pocket, but this ability to lost after the Crash.

So, the resulting nightmare fuel would not happen again outside of a dedicated fused loop.

"I, Deathtronus, will conquer the galaxy!" The first Death Star shouted, having reshaped itself into a giant, humanoid robot with a lot of guns and a deep, scary voice

"No, brother! I, Staronius, will protect it, and all living things from your greed!" Ranma's own said in a deep, wise voice, having also turned into a giant robot, with a shield and axe instead of all the guns.

"Then, we don't have other option, but to FIGHT TO THE DEATH!" Deathtronus said, charging his plasma cannon with his planet destroying blast.

"One shall rise, one shall FALL!" Staronius said, charging in with his axe and shield that could theoretically slice a planet in half.

Ranma only sighed inside a Millennium Falcon Ranma had bought off this loops Han. "And this, my folks, is why I usually keep the All-Sparks in uninhabited planets."

"... Has... Another thing... Touched an All-Spark?" Luke said, between trying to make his mouth work again and wake his father up, who collapsed at the sight of two sentient death star giant robots battling for the fate of the cosmos.

"Once, it touched ALL the mechas and Iron Man Armors Shinji and I had." Ranma shuddered at the memory. "It wasn't pretty."

"I don't want to know, do I?"

"No, no you do not. It's a long story, but involved a High School/Harem Fused Loop, three tons of pasta, and a bet gone horribly wrong."

5.4 by Gamerex27

The door to Maccadam's Oil House swung open. A small, blue mech walked in, shivering. He took a seat by the bar. "Something strong, please."

"Eeeyup," said the ancient mech tending the bar, grabbing a mug and filling it with some of the higher-grade Energon. He slid the mug across the table to the stranger, then reached for a second mug to give to the other, yellow mech at the bar.

Rock turned his head slightly, then nearly jumped out of his seat at the sight of yellow. "GAH!"

"AH!" Startled, Bumblebee fell off of his stool, slamming to the ground.

Taking a deep breath (even though Transformers didn't need to breathe, it still held a calming effect for Rock), the Mega Mech noticed that the yellow robot next to him was not the horrible thing that had terrorized him in the last Loop.

"Ow..." Bumblebee climbed back onto his stool, wincing at the combined pain from the fall and the persistent sting still wracking his throat from where an Awake Ratchet had installed a new voice box yet again. "You feeling Loopy?"

"Yeah," Rock sighed. "Sorry about scaring you...It's just that, last Loop, I had bad experiences with the color yellow. I'll have to ask Dad if he can change the color of the Mega Buster's shots next time he's Awake."

"What happened?" The Autobot scout asked.

"I was making my way through another one of Wily's mazes," Rock replied, "when this...thing started chasing me. Shooting it didn't work: no matter what I did, it just kept eating everything I shot it with, from the Mega Buster to the Saw Blades to everything else. It cornered me off a cliff, and next thing I knew, I Woke up here on Axiom Nexus."

"What did it look like?"

"I don't think it was one of Wily's robots, actually," Rock said. "It was some floating organic ball. It freaked me out, really."

"Sounds like you ran into Pac Man." Bumblebee took a swig of his Energon. "You run into him again, you have to attack him from behind. Preferably if you're incorporeal at the time, since he can't fight back against ghosts."

"Thanks for the advice." Rock clinked his glass against Bumblebee's. "Since there doesn't seem to be any major fights in this Loop, I think I can finally take a breather. I need it, too," he said morosely, "after the horror movie I just went through."

5.5 by wildrook

"Foiled by bureaucracy..." the Tyrant Lizard King Predacon muttered. "That was the second most humiliating defeat I've ever experienced."

"What would be the first?" Terrorsaur asked him.

Then they noticed Rhinox feeling ill...and the other Predacons (and an awake Blackarachnia who IMMEDIATELY dashed over to the Maximal side) were uneasy.

"...That."

(Outside Prehistoric Earth...)

There was a fart noise heard.

5.6 by Scorntex

Megatron Awoke. Seconds later, he realised several things: One, that he was in a laboratory. Two, there were humans around. Three, a large chunk of his head was missing, and four, he was just a head. Which, in hindsight, made that last point even worse.

And while most of his Loop memories were badly fuzzy, he had a strong suspicion as to how this had happened.

What was worse, he really needed a drink. Or possibly several drinks. Lots of drinks. Enough to get Trypticon drunk.

If he had the ability, he would have sighed.

This had the words "long Loop" written all over it.

5.7 by Gamerex27 and wildrook

"How do you guys do this for more than a minute, much less a day?!" Ben complained, as his Upgrade form struggled to stay integrated with Bumblebee's alt mode. "I...can't...hold it...much...longer!"

"You just get used to it after a while," the Autobot replied. "Kind of like yoga. Heck, they make us do Transform-ups in some Loops in Autobot Boot Camp, to get us in sha-"

Bumblebee was cut off as Ben Tennyson slipped out of Bumblebee's chassis, and flopped to the ground with a resounding "thud."

"Okay," Ben said, returning to his normal body in a flash of red light, "remind me to never Upgrade your alt mode again."

Sari then face-palmed. "We've got a LONG way to go," she muttered.

"Tell me about it," Max replied. "Still, at least you're easier to work with than Ultra Magnus."

5.8 by me

Eren wondered where Armin was taking him alongside Jean, Sasha, and Mikasa this loop. He said he found a group of allies, but Eren was needed to get them to join. They were in a canyon, and the rocks were large enough that he thought that Titans, if under the command of a leader, could ambush them all. He held his hand near his mouth just in case.

"Eren, don't worry. These guys will help us; you just need to knock some sense into them."

"Will we be there soon? I ate all my daily rations and I'm about to raid my Pocket for more!"

"Sasha, quiet! Armin always has a plan."

The majority dove for cover when a metallic... thing flew over screeching. Mikasa had her swords out and Sasha her bow, only for the flier to perch on a boulder.

"These those Loopy allies you told us about Armin?"

"Yes, Swoop. Now where's Grimlock? I promised him a fight with Eren so you guys would help us."

Swoop jumped off the boulder and shifted into a mechanical Titan, causing Eren to bite his hand and shift to protect his allies.

"Eren, stop! He's not the one you're going to fight!"

"So this is who you've got for the boss to fight. This'll be interesting, assuming Slug don't get uppity and gore him for no reason."

The others looked nervous at the thought of another mechanical Titan that could easily take down Eren. Swoop paused and leaned to face them.

"Sorry, where are my manners? I'm Swoop, bombardier and outsider liaison of the Dinobots. Armin ran into us the other day and asked for our help. Told Grimlock he'd get to fight the Anchor first. He accepted, but we're getting antsy."

"So, you're not a titan?"

"Titan? Primus no! I've met Metroplex a few times, but I ain't ever been a Titan! I doubt any of us could handle it."

Reassured by the friendly, if rambling, tone of Swoop, they followed him into a clearing where five more mechanical Titans lay. Armin started pointing and naming each one. The one that was smallest was actually called Dinobot, but when with the others he was Slash. The largest was a ponderous brute named Sludge, who seemed content in the pond he was resting it. The next two were Slug and Snarl, a pair of spiky quadrupeds who both had nasty tempers. The last, and by far the most menacing, was Grimlock.

"This be our challenger? Look like he go down in two, three hits. Not much challenge for Me Grimlock to take out. He be one of you Armin's stonger 'Titan' enemies?"

"Yes, Grimlock. The only one I know of that's tougher is Re-er, the Armored Titan. Slug would be able to break his armor in one charge."

Before anyone could prepare, Eren roared and tried to tackle Grimlock, who broke one of his legs with his tail. This didn't stop Eren, who bit into Grimlock's neck and threw him into a cliff. Slug looked over, and Sludge had woken from his nap. The Dinobot leader roared and exhaled a long gout of flame, covering Eren to the point where seeing him would be hard. It didn't help much, as he came charging through and punched Grimlock across the head, shattering his fist in the process. The alien lizard bit down on his other arm, ripping the fist off and throwing it up, swallowing it.

"Eren not stronger than Grimlock! If this be strength of Titans here, why fight them?"

"Because if you don't, they'll just keep eating us like you did his hand!"

"Don't bother; once Grim's like this it takes a bit to knock him out of it. Your friend's doin' real well considering he lost both hands and has a bad leg."

"That won't stop Eren. In Baseline he loses all his limbs and takes down his enemies anyway."

Grimlock moved to face his opponent, crouching and surging forward, intent on finishing the fight and knocking Eren out of his Titan form. When he almost got within bite distance, Eren slapped him with his mangled hand, sending Grimlock flying into another cliff. Roaring, Eren jumped onto the prone form and slammed his head into the rocks multiple times. Swoop smiled at the sight.

"Well, it looks like we'll be following ya. So, where're we headed to crack skulls?"

"Trost. We're lucky it hasn't happened yet, but you guys will make it if not easier, a whole lot more hilarious."

Eren had returned to his human form and glared at Grimlock.

"You fight with me to take down the Titans, or I'll kill you."

"Grimlock call that fair. Never was one to tolerate bullies."

Armin started telling the others to get on the Dinobots, so they could charge into Trost and take down the attacking Titans. This time, it was going to be interesting to see how they handled the trial.

5.Я by me

Pandora knew the her branch was safe thanks to Vector's terminal to chat with her. Didn't change the fact that she wanted to go find Hestia and cry.

"Are you okay, Pandora?"

Thank the universe she knew when to appear. Getting up from her terminal (which had a growing collection of toys that she asked the Norns to get whenever they were in their loop, notably a well-painted Vector) she all but lunged into Hestia's arms.

"They solved the problem on their own in the worst way possible."

Stroking the crying goddess, Hestia saw the input from Vector on her terminal:

Lady Pandora, Ultra Magnus led a team to activate the Universal Killswitch. They modified it to cross into all subsets I was supporting and took out the Яeverse infected Transformers.

"It's alright child, it's alright. Your domain is safe, and your charges solved the problem."

"Doesn't change the fact that Vector and I had to fucking watch them commit multiversal genocide. Not even Ares at his worst advocated such a thing."

"I know child, I know."

5.1 The funny thing is the 'Cons now HAVE a van Medic, so this is double the hilarity

5.2 The Constructicons are looping. ALL OF THEM.

5.3 This was a Noodle Incident in the Innortal era, now explained here

5.4 Big Macintosh, Bumblebee, and Mega Man walk into a bar…

5.5 Well, apparently this is happening. Again and again. Poor Megatron, to be defeated by Siege-Grade Flatulence.

5.6 Well, this means that either Galvatron is amenable to Prime, or things are going to get weird.

5.7 Ben 10 has a long way to go…

5.8 Dinobots on Titan. It's horribly one-sided in their favor.

5.Я This was part of the Halloween special. All I have to say about what happened is that it works like a cheese grater on the soul. Meanwhile, meet Hestia!