Today at skool, we had to write a short story. It could be insane, short,
long, and good. Yep. Well, here is the un-edited version of 'The Adventure
of Tacos'. Of course, it has nothing to do with tacos. This fic brought to
by the letter 'Figg', tacos, a packet of sugar I had at lunch, and the
encouragement of my friend, Kami. Oh yeah, the weapon, motive, one
character, and setting were all mandatory.
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Weapon- Turkish Automat Knife
Motive- Inherence
Character- LaTiffe
Setting- Port of Bellow
"Moo!" cried out the Noodle Boy. "I see you! Toenail! Penguins are dancing around me!" "Shoot his head, daddy!" said a small boy. His father, a man named LaTiffe, said "Okayed Do." LaTiffe took out a rifle and shot Happy Noodle Boy. "Arrrrg! You've broken my secret elbow!" yelled Happy Noodle Boy. Of course, this has nothing to do with the real story.
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In Port of Bellow, Oklahoma lived a man named Johnny. Johnny was a happy man. Except he wasn't. He was related to an alien named Zim. Zim ruled the Earth. This made Johnny sad. Except Zim was very rich. This made Johnny happy. Johnny decided to kill Zim. This would make Johnny rich so he could buy more daggers and weapons for his victims. Johnny took out his Turkish Automat Knife. It was spiffy. And shiny. Johnny stabbed Zim in the squeedily spooch. Zim died. The End!
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YAY! Clap for me! ^_^ Okay. This is the unedited version. I'm gonna put up an edited version. It will be longer, possibly insaner, (If that IS possible) and other stuff! I need reviews!! I'm already slacking off on all my other fics because of lack of reviews. I suffer from lazy-review-ness. "We have discovered a disease in which pig's eyeballs fall out, then they die! I call it..'Blind Dead Piggyness!'" ^_^ Okay, I've got to go write my Sailor Zim fic before Kami kills me. 0.o I swear, she might just come over here and do that! Meef! I gotta go!
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Weapon- Turkish Automat Knife
Motive- Inherence
Character- LaTiffe
Setting- Port of Bellow
"Moo!" cried out the Noodle Boy. "I see you! Toenail! Penguins are dancing around me!" "Shoot his head, daddy!" said a small boy. His father, a man named LaTiffe, said "Okayed Do." LaTiffe took out a rifle and shot Happy Noodle Boy. "Arrrrg! You've broken my secret elbow!" yelled Happy Noodle Boy. Of course, this has nothing to do with the real story.
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In Port of Bellow, Oklahoma lived a man named Johnny. Johnny was a happy man. Except he wasn't. He was related to an alien named Zim. Zim ruled the Earth. This made Johnny sad. Except Zim was very rich. This made Johnny happy. Johnny decided to kill Zim. This would make Johnny rich so he could buy more daggers and weapons for his victims. Johnny took out his Turkish Automat Knife. It was spiffy. And shiny. Johnny stabbed Zim in the squeedily spooch. Zim died. The End!
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YAY! Clap for me! ^_^ Okay. This is the unedited version. I'm gonna put up an edited version. It will be longer, possibly insaner, (If that IS possible) and other stuff! I need reviews!! I'm already slacking off on all my other fics because of lack of reviews. I suffer from lazy-review-ness. "We have discovered a disease in which pig's eyeballs fall out, then they die! I call it..'Blind Dead Piggyness!'" ^_^ Okay, I've got to go write my Sailor Zim fic before Kami kills me. 0.o I swear, she might just come over here and do that! Meef! I gotta go!