Actually Kind of Funny

Summary: Naruto makes a joke Sasuke finds genuinelly funny. Still doomed, though.

Naruto grinned. "You know, I call you bastard all the time, and you are a total bastard, but it's funny."

Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "And why is it funny?"

"'Cause Ero-sennin told me my parents weren't married. Turns out, all this time, I've been the actual bastard, not you."

Sasuke blinked. Then he let out a few peals of laughter. "That's actually kind of funny, yeah."

"We're still going to die, though. Potentially horribly," he said.

"Yes," Sasuke admitted.

In the distance, Madara was randomly dancing as he effortlessly beat up everyone.

"This is going to suck," Naruto said, and then they both leaped at Madara.

Madara didn't even have to stop his game of DDR to beat them.