A/N: Am I really doing this? Am I? ...Yes, I am. In fact, screw it, I AM WRITING KILL LA KILL AND DOCTOR WHO CROSSOVER FANFICTION! Why? Well, mostly because the whole "Life Fiber" plot just made me think: What if the Doctor was in it? Well, here's to the first of the insanest, and kookiest, Kill la Kill Crossover.

The Time War was still raging on throughout every single point in history. Races were killed, planets were destroyed and more importantly, a planet just blew up. The War Council of Gallifrey watched on as that singular planet just blew up.

"A sad fate for them," One of the Time Lords said, "However, they kept the Daleks safe. We have officially taken away one more obstacle."

The rest of the Council nodded.

However, little did they know that one fragment of the planet... One small part of the planet housed the very same race of aliens that were supposedly extinct. Those aliens? Life Fibers. And they were headed directly toward a small, blue insignificant planet.

From that moment on, humanity began to wear clothing.

4.54 Billions of Years later or 6000 Years Later, depending on how you want to view it.

Honnouji, a small town in Toyko Bay, probably insignificant... However, one could say that it was very huge. Why? Well, the school of course! A large school that had students wear uniforms, all strong-willed and all ready to fight on behalf of their student president.

A young girl had entered town, a guitar case on her back. She was distinctly Japanese and had a red highlight on her. She had just bought a lemon and was ready to eat it when she bumped right into a blue box, dropping her lemon

"What the?" She said as she looked at the box. Right on top of the box, the words "Police Public Call Box" was posted. She walked around the box.

"That wasn't there before," She said to herself as she walked around the box. That's when she heard a door open.

"What the?"

"That's strange," She heard an English-accented, but in perfect Japanese, voice say, "You were supposed to bring to me to the meeting with the Prime Minister of the Starship Japan! Not..."

She turned around to see a man with messy hair, a bowtie, and a coat lick the ground.

"...Japan on Earth." He said as he got up, "Oh, hello!"

She blinked, "Who are you?"

"Oh, me? I'm the Doctor!"

THE DOCTOR

The Doctor smiled at her, "Sorry about my box. I was going to Japan for some tea with the Prime Minister and I wounded up here. Are you alright?"

The girl blinked, "I'm...fine..." Thoughts swirled in her mind, none of them logical. Who was this man with a bowtie? Why did he lick the ground? What was that blue box in the middle of the street? Why did he lick the ground? WHAT IS WITH THAT BOWTIE?

"Listen, I apologize for any inconvenience. You can blame Old Sexy here," He put his hand on the box as the girl only blinked in confusion.

...A sexy...box? The girl turned around and shook her head. There were some weird people in this town. As the Doctor watched her leave, he leaned back against the box that he called "Sexy."

"Looks like Dr. Matoi's most precious invention has all grown up," He said smiling to himself, he smiled at the box and rubbed his hands, "I might just stay here for a bit. Who knows, I might learn something new." However, little did the Doctor know...that a camera was looking straight at him.

Meanwhile, in Honnouji Academy, there were six people in a room, and one of them seemed to be a butler. However, he wasn't important, well not yet. What was important were the five people in the room. You can call them the Big Bads of this story... Well, for now at least. One of them who had blue hair and glasses was typing in his laptop, his collar covering his mouth. On the screen was the Doctor and his blue box.

"Satsuki-sama," He said as the collar opened. He looked at the woman drinking tea while on a throne, "I believe I have found him."

The woman smiled. She had long hair, large eyebrows, and an imposing figure. Truly one of authority. "I see..." She said with in imposing voice.

"Satsuki-sama," A short girl with pink hair and surrounded by stuffed animals started to say while waving around her baton, "What's so important about this man?"

"Are you questioning Satsuki-sama's wisdom, Jazukure!?" A large and imposing man with tan skin and blond hair asked her.

"Don't worry," A relaxed boy with messy black hair and a smug attitude said, relaxing on a couch, "I'm sure Satsuki-sama has something important in mind for this man."

"Yes, I do," The woman, now known as Satsuki said, "That man... I have heard stories about him. Gamagoori... Bring that man to me and more importantly..." Her eyes tightened, "His blue box."

"Yes, Satsuki-sama!" The man known as Gamagoori exclaimed as he stood up and left the room.

Satsuki placed her tea on her butler's tray and closed her eyes, thinking. Yes... The Doctor will help them... Even if he wasn't planning to...

The Doctor wandered the town, whistling the whole time. To be honest, the slums weren't even that interesting, well except for the HUGE sign that said "Mankanshou Back Alley Clinc." He looked at the building and sighed to himself...

"Well, other than Ryuko... I can't think of any reason to be in this town..." He said, walking away. That's when he bumped into a person that was...bigger than him and his arms crossed.

"Hello?" He said, looking at him up and down, "Who are you?"

"I am Ira Gamagori, Disciplinary Bureau Chariman of Honnouji Academy!"

Ira Gamagori: Disciplinary Bureau Chariman

"I see... So, I take it that you're the one who calls the shots at the school!" The Doctor said, grinning, "Sorry, but I have to go back to my ship."

"Hmph, we have no ships near the port... Unless you're talking about the blue box," Gamagori said, pointing at a couple of students carrying the blue box, all looking alike...and struggling.

"PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT!" He yelled at the students, who merely looked shocked and tried to lift it more.

"..." The Doctor glared at him, "If I come with you, can I have my TARDIS back."

Gamagori nodded, "That is correct, whatever a TARDIS is. Come!" The huge man walked off while the Doctor looked visibly annoyed as he followed the huge man.

After awhile, the Doctor piped up, "You do realize, that using the TARDIS is a faster mode of transport to your school."

"...I do not trust your box," Gamagori said as they neared the entrance, "Now then, class is in session, but I have special permission granted by Satsuki-sama to have skipped class. Be it in any other situation, I would be in class..."

The Doctor looked at the huge academy while there was a dead, naked boy hanging by his hands with the sign. He read the sign.

"Here lies the naked pig who dared defy Honnouji Academy, as such justice was dealt?" The Doctor looked at Gamagori, "What happened?"

"This boy attempted to run off with a Goku Uniform, illegally earned. Sir, let this be a lesson, to defy Honnouji Academy...means death," Gamagori said, entering the entrance.

The Doctor stared at the dead boy and shook his head. What was wrong with this town? He had to do something about it...

As they entered a room, the Doctor noticed the four people in the room, a chair for stuffed animals with a small girl, a boy on his laptop, a boy currently practicing his sword skills, a butler, and finally a woman sitting down, looking at him.

Gamagori looked at the Doctor, "Satsuki-sama, I have brought the man you have asked for!" He said, bowing to Satsuki.

"Thank you. Sir, you are the Doctor, correct?" Satsuki asked him.

"That is correct..." The Doctor looked at her, "How do you know of me?"

"...I have heard stories about you, saving the pigs in human clothing," Satsuki said, looking at her, "A man in a blue box, striking down monsters and-"

"Humans are much more than pigs," The Doctor said, "I saw the person outside this school. By doing so, you just showed how ruthless you are. How mad you are."

"That person was a spy from the Kobe schools," Satsuki simply said.

"You didn't have to kill him!" The Doctor exclaimed, "Each human life is precious. At least TRY to show your human side!"

Satsuki was silent as she stared at the Doctor.

"In order to get the pigs in human clothing in line, one must use force and subjugation to put all of mankind in order! After all, there is a much greater threat arriving," Satsuki explained.

The Doctor rolled his eyes, "Now I don't get you, and it's likely I never WILL, but the thing is... If you are willing to not abuse your power I will listen to every single word you say."

Satsuki glared at him, "You may be the Doctor, but I am the one in charge of Honnouji Academy. That being said, I have already chosen your role."

"My role?" The Doctor looked reasonably shocked, "What do you mean, my role?"

"You are an English teacher and you are under me. However, you are free to investigate, understand, and know what is going on. Doctor, you are DISMISSED!" Satsuki slammed her sword against the floor as she stared at Gamagori.

"Show him outside!" Satsuki exclaimed.

"Yes Satsuki-sama!" Gamagori exclaimed as he grabbed the Doctor by shoulders and harshly pushed him to the hallway.

"Hold up! Can I have my TARDIS at least? And a place to stay? Possibly some Jammy Dodgers? Perhaps a fez?" The Doctor exclaimed as he was pushed out of the room by Gamagori.

He fell down on the ground, due to Gamagori's unnecessary roughness. He got up and clicked his tounge.

"Great... I'm not a good teacher and I have to teach high schoolers now, not exactly the area of my expertise..." He turned around and heard a scraping, "Well, at least I have you..." He said as he looked at the TARDIS. That's when papers were thrown at him.

"These are your credentials!" Gamagori exclaimed as he shut the door to the Council Room.

"Well then..." The Doctor smiled as he entered the TARDIS, which was bigger on the inside, and grabbed the papers. The Doctor looked at the credentials and then at a picture of Ryuko Matoi. He picked it up.

"Well... Isshin really wanted to help you. Never really told me what was happening though," He smiled to himself, "Looks like I have a new task in hand." He placed in the console and smirked.

"Geronimo."

The stage is set, the game begins... It's time for there to be A Time Lord...in Honnouji Academy.