A/N: Remember, starting this chapter, some chapters will include varying degrees of g!p content, both smut and other. We are unable to separate the content because plot is weaved in and out of it, applicable to the non-g!p universe as well. Chapters that contain g!p content will be clearly marked, both in the chapter title and the author's note, so read at your own discretion. Thank you.

*This chapter contains g!p content.

**Having said that, this chapter is extra long to lump a lot of the explicit g!p content together so those who wish to skip it can do so more easily.

***Also, I feel the need to disclaim that parts of this chapter are pretty OOC as well, but it was fun writing them regardless, though they'd never happen. You might guess which parts those are. XD

Once again, I am in italics, pupofstuff is in bold, each new paragraph is a new text, and the line breaks mean a sudden change in the general subject.

"Every event, every outing, it was you two, and then me. I know… I know we have to keep up appearances, and that's what makes me wonder. Can we have the careers we want and think we won't go through this again?"

Oh, do you work tomorrow morning?

Yeah, I have a lunch shift. I shouldn't be there too late.

Ahh, so I'll be leaving you headcanons for when you get off work, then.

BEAUTIFUL.

I gotta say I love the strap-on stuff, but I'm starting to miss g!p. XD

You know, I was going to bring that up. XD If you wanted to do an AU where there is g!p in it. :D

Dani would so have one. Anyone else?

It's a toss up for Santana. I'm not sure. I can't imagine Rachel having it, but mostly because I love when Rachel is being penetrated. XD

She seems like a secret nymphomaniac, very up for using one dick as the other recovers, loving the warm feeling of her girlfriends or boyfriends or a combination of each inside her.

Yeahhhh that's always the feel I get. When she's working off the high of the show, any time she's on an adrenaline high, her sex drive just sky rockets.

She's totally the type to grab her lover dramatically and without warning and shag the hell out of them in the nearest place possible once she got over the fear of getting caught. ...I think my sex drive is definitely revving up because all the hot and dirty plot bunnies are coming to me. XD

The curse of womanhood. :P And please, do share. ;3

Actually a lot of what's coming to mind I want to save for a fic I've been planning but haven't gotten too far into actually writing. Would you like to come up with some Dantanchel g!p stuff?

Well that certainly sounds fun as well. :D

So only Dani?

Yeah, I believe so. At least for now, anyway.

She does enjoy getting blow jobs. :D And let's make this only an alternate universe with the exact same storyline as our other fic, yeah?

The second Dani clocked off for her break, Rachel was in front of her, eyes dark and lips pursed, barely waiting to grab Dani's hand and pull her to the back, employee restroom. Pushing Dani inside, she looked both ways, and then closed and locked the door behind her. "I need you," she hissed, jumping up onto the sink counter, beckoning at Dani to come between her legs, moaning as Dani did so, kissing her, her hands pushing under Rachel's shirt and skirt. "God," she groaned as slick heat met her fingers even through Rachel's underwear, "Baby, you're so wet already."

"Ooh, yes I knooow. Please, inside, noow!" Rachel squirmed under Dani's touch. The older girl loved to tease, more than Rachel. So instead of just pushing her underwear aside and slamming into Rachel like the brunette wanted, she ever so slowly starts to pull her panties down, stepping back to slide them down Rachel's legs. She does it painstakingly slow, and watching Dani try and leave the tiniest of marks on her legs was not helping matters. Rachel was almost sopping wet by the time Dani finished, and she wasn't planning on waiting any longer. So when Dani stood up, pressing herself close against Rachel, Rachel immediately pulls at the zipper for the skirt, sending it falling down to the floor. Her hand instantly goes for Dani's underwear, and she can already tell how hard Dani is. Her mouth salivates, a pavlovian response whenever she's touching her girlfriend's dick. But that would be for later. Right now, she needs the blonde inside her, and she's going to get just that.

"Oh. Yes. Did I do this?" she asks breathily, managing to smile through her needy breathing as she pulls Dani out, circling and pumping Dani's dick, almost pulling her girlfriend closer with it. "You know you did," Dani smirks, sliding her hands down Rachel's body until she gets under her skirt again, flipping it up, "I hadn't even planned to jerk off today. Mmm… Fuck…" She growls as Rachel scoots forward as much as she can, practically keening as she makes the tip of Dani's shaft push against her slick lips and clit, Dani's teeth nipping at her neck as she reaches down to help line herself up, only to resist Rachel's efforts to slam her inside; instead, rocking on her toes so she only barely pushes in, far enough that she stretches Rachel, but nowhere near bottoming out, Dani groans, "FUCK you're so hot."

Rachel whines, trying to force her hips forward to push Dani farther inside her. Dani is thick, so thick, and stretches her in the best ways possible. She knows that even with how wet she is, Dani will always take a few extra seconds to make sure she's ready to take her. "Dani, Dani please, fuck me baby. I need you to fuck me. I want to feel you for the rest of the day, stretching me, until we get home and do it again." Rachel's words finally push Dani past teasing. Listening to the girl beg, well, Dani just can't help but fulfill her desires. Holding the back of Rachel's neck with one hand and her hip with the other, Dani slams her hips forward, pushing deeper and deeper inside Rachel. Rachel's walls grip her dick tight, but that doesn't stop her from pulling back and slamming in again.

Crying out, trying to smother the noises in the fabric of Dani's blouse, Rachel locks her legs around the blonde's waist, humping as best she can, needing more and more of Dani's cock in her. Hissing as she slams into what feels like the back of her pussy, Rachel grinds against Dani's body, aching so good at the fiery feeling of being filled and stretched. "Oh god," she whimpers, "So good. You're so good. You're - uuuuuuhhnnnn!" Having slammed back into her, Dani grins against Rachel's neck, once again marveling at how talented her girlfriend is at tightening and milking her with her walls, so tight even with the copious amounts of cum making it possible to enter her in the first place.

Dani uses her grip on the back of Rachel's neck to pull her away and draw her into a kiss. The kiss is all tongue and teeth, pulling and pushing. It's dizzying for Rachel, because the pace of Dani's hips ramming into her and the way she's kissing her are so different in pace that Rachel can barely focus on one. It's amazing how easy it is for Dani to manipulate her body, that she knows exactly where to touch. So when Dani pushes a hand up her shirt, pulling and twisting her nipples, then using her other hand to do the same motions on her clit, Rachel is completely at the will of Dani's hands.

Her first orgasm crashes over her almost as soon as Dani's fingers touched her clit. Groaning, moaning into Dani's mouth, Rachel chokes, her hands tugging and pulling on Dani's hair and back as she continues her rough thrusts to prolong the aftershocks, not missing a beat. "Yeah," Dani grunts, "Cum for me, babe." "I am, I am, I am," Rachel continues babbling with each thrust, legs almost bowed around Dani's hips as she tries to open herself wider to better accept Dani's dick, mewling as she seems to get thicker, rubbing and touching all of her hot spots inside her pussy, "Oh, OH!"

Rachel closes her eyes and throws her head back, exposing the entire column of her throat to Dani. Dani pulls aside the collar of Rachel's shirt, knowing that if she wants to leave any mark, it needs to be hidden. (At least, for the rest of their shift.) Dani's mouth instantly seeks out Rachel's shoulder, biting and sucking in time with the thrusts of her hips. She barely soothes any mark she makes, instead moving on to another fresh patch of skin. Rachel's cries get higher and higher, and so does the volume, until Dani has to pull her mouth away from her neck to silence her. The way Rachel is flexing around her cock, let's her know that Rachel is about to cum, and hard.

(I want Santana, the moment they open the door to leave the bathroom, to push Dani back inside with her hand on her chest, saying, "My turn," while Rachel laughs and kisses Dani's cheek, thanking her and going back on shift. I'm also thinking she should swallow Dani's cum because it would drip out of her during work, and that's just not good.) Feeling smug at the fact she can always bring her girlfriend to multiple orgasms, Dani tweaks her clit again, this time stopping completely inside of her to get the full sensation of Rachel's climax and subsequent milking her with her walls she does. "That's a good girl," she murmurs, dragging the tip of her tongue along Rachel's skin before biting down again, "Fuck me with your pussy, baby." Squealing through her clenched jaw, trying her best to keep quiet, Rachel shudders, bucking against Dani to get the friction inside of her she needs.

Rachel pants from the effort, focusing all her muscle strength into fucking herself with Dani's dick. Dani is kind enough to still rub her clit and her breasts, drawing out the pleasure from every movement Rachel makes. She's so sensitive, so when Dani whispers in her ear, "Come on Baby, cum," Rachel orgasms again, every limb locking up, her legs not allowing Dani to leave.

Already on the edge of cumming herself, Dani groans as she forces herself not to, remembering the last time she'd cum in Rachel, making her work the next hours paranoid that what she hadn't been able to get of it would trickle out of her underwear and down her legs while she was on the floor. Rachel had berated Dani later, even if she acknowledged it was halfway her own fault because she loves the feeling of Dani cumming in her, and they'd agreed after that that whenever they have sex at work again, Rachel would swallow it instead. Thinking of that, of the image of her cum about to slide down Rachel's throat, Dani groans, flexing her dick and making it pulse between the slowing contractions around it. "Babe," she grunts, raising her head so she can give her girlfriend sloppy, needy kisses, "Babe, I really need - I'm about to…!" Blinking, responding instinctually to Dani's lips and tongue, Rachel moans when her words filter through her afterglow. "Oh… Oh! Right. Mmm…" Her hips roll unconsciously, and Dani groans out a sharp, "Babe!" before pulling out as gingerly as she can, her hand automatically moving down to stroke herself, using Rachel's cum to help her hand move. Already missing the feeling of Dani's thickness inside of her, Rachel drops as fast as she can (making sure to kneel on Dani's discarded skirt, of course), licks her lips, opens her mouth, and almost cums again when Dani pushes her dick into it, reaching the entrance to her throat on her first push.

Dani will never get over how amazing Rachel's lack of gag reflex is. She can feel her dick bending to go further down Rachel's throat, as if Rachel was swallowing her. Dani pushes her hips forward, fucking Rachel's face. Knowing the girl can take it, Dani wraps one hand in Rachel's hair, and supports herself by grabbing the counter. Rachel has one hand grasping Dani's thigh, and the other playing with soft skin of Dani's balls. Rachel loves the feeling of Dani hitting the back of her throat, and her chin when her balls slap on her chin.

Dani wishes she could prolong the feeling, really have the time to enjoy the skill and talent and AMAZINGNESS that was her girlfriend giving her a blow job. But she was already practically cumming at the point Rachel's mouth and throat rippled around her dick, that it only takes Rachel pulling back to inhale and pushing back in, sucking Dani back down her throat, bending her down again and stroking her balls while staring unerringly up at her, to get her shuddering and bucking even further into Rachel's throat, screaming silently as she bows over Rachel, her hand holding her hair yanking her so her mouth's flush against her body, and gives her all she's got, pulsing and throbbing and stretching Rachel's throat with each shot of cum splattering down, almost straight into Rachel's stomach as she swallows and sucks, moaning and nuzzling her face into Dani's groin. She cums and cums, bucking and almost losing her breath. It may seem immoral or degrading to some people, but Dani loves this, loves how it makes her feel when Rachel does this for her. They're so close, and this is trust, even with Rachel's lack of gag reflex, and it's more than just getting off. When she's done, Rachel pulls back as Dani's hand slackens, smiling and blushing a little as she gives the tip of her dick light, cleaning licks to get the last few drops.

Dani giggles at Rachel's licks, shaking her dick on Rachel's tongue to make the girl scrunch her nose. Dani pulls Rachel up, giving her what she planned on being a quick kiss which of course turns into Dani's tongue in Rachel's mouth. She can taste herself on Rachel's tongue, and smiles at the groan from Rachel. But then she feels hands push against her chest. A soft whine, but she lets go of Rachel. She touches her forehead to Rachel, giving her an actual quick peck, and then gives Rachel a small nudge towards the door.

Reaching out to stroke her fingers down Dani's arm, briefly tangling her fingers with Dani's, Rachel grins and quickly slides her other hand behind Dani's head, pulling her into another deep kiss. "Thank you," she breathes, nuzzling Dani's nose with hers, "I'll be good until we're home. Mmm…" She flutters her eyelashes with a sultry smile on her face, "I can still feel you inside…" Growling, Dani playfully glares at her before it turns into a full-blown smile. "Cute. Now," she bends down, pulling her skirt off of the floor and stepping into it after pulling her underwear back on, nodding to let Rachel know she can open the bathroom door, "You better go if you don't want to be late." "Yes," Santana slips in the second the door's open enough to fit her, smirking at first Dani then Rachel, "It's my turn now." Rachel giggles, offering an impish, "Have fun~" before closing the door. Locking it, Santana turns around, giving her girlfriend a hungry look, "Well?"

Whenever Santana has sex at work, she goes straight for it. She's horny, she wants to get off, and she doesn't want to be teased. So as she slips into the bathroom, grinning at Rachel's last wink, she advances on Dani, barely waiting to see if her girlfriend is receptive before shoving her hand under her skirt and into her underwear, her other one sliding around Dani's waist, "Do you know how hot it is, knowing you were in here, balls deep in Rachel?" Automatically hardening, still sensitive, Dani grins as she wraps her arms around Santana, pushing her back until she hits the same counter she'd just been screwing Rachel on, "Did it make you wet?" Santana arches an eyebrow, lips turning up. "The fact I'm givin' you a hand job clue you in?" Her hand expertly strokes up and down, twisting around the head. "Uhm…" Santana murmurs, eyes darkening even further, "I bet you taste like Rachel." Knowing this didn't mean Santana wanted to blow her, as she had some hang ups about that, Dani instead kisses her, pushing her tongue into her mouth; she knows how much Santana gets aroused by knowing Dani'd been inside Rachel, and maybe there's still enough in her mouth that Santana gets a hint of it.

It's faint, but the taste of Rachel lingers, and Santana wants every last bit. Her tongue swipes over every corner of Dani's mouth. Not wanting to waste time, since Dani had to get back soon, she doesn't waste time dropping her skirt or her underwear. Dani hikes her skirt up, and Santana pulls Dani free from her skirt, pleased to see that Dani is already completely hard from just her hand. Not caring about her thong, she simply pushes the material out of the way and draws Dani to her entrance. She's so wet already, that with one jolt of Dani's hips, she's inside Santana, letting her take a second to adjust.

Like Rachel, Santana always groans when Dani enters her because she's so thick. Moaning, her pussy walls immediately clenching down around Dani, Santana hisses and shoves herself down even harder, wanting to feel like she's helping Dani get as far into her she can. Their hips rock and slam and bang into each other, and Santana's hands rake through Dani's hair, succeeding in pulling it out of her ponytail. She loves how Dani hits her inside, how she can feel every bump and vein as it slides further into her, and then how her pelvis smashes against her clit. "FUCK," she cries, humping as hard as she can, "Dani, baby, so good. So good." Dani grins as she remembers Rachel having said similar things, and grinds against Santana to thank her, making quick work of unbuttoning Santana's blouse so she can get to her breasts, and thanks God that she had worn one that hooked in the front.

The hook unlatches quickly, giving Dani easy access to Santana's chest. Dani loves Santana's breasts, so firm and sensitive, that with the right stimulation, can get the girl to come with no touching her pussy at all. One hand tugs harshly at Santana's right nipple, making the Latina keen, thankfully into Dani's mouth. There's no coordination to either of their thrusts, only pushing and desperation to get off. Santana's hands find their way under Dani's shirt, and Dani feels Santana's nails bite into her back.

...asks if Alexa's read After the New Year…

...says yes and says she wants more…

...asks what she wanted more of…

Santana fucking Rachel so hard she has trouble walking after.

That makes me want to imagine how she'll feel after Dani and Santana pound her one by one and both together, in all her holes and (let's pretend they both have g!p) completely filling her with their cum, over and over, so much that they have to strip their bed of ALL its sheets and dab at the mattress, too, and when Dani and Santana get so turned on watching their girl bending over to strip the sheets, dripping their cum, they do it all over again on the guest bed and futon, too.

….FUCK. They always have to make sure they all have nothing planned for the next day, because Rachel is usually so exhausted and sore that it's cuddling day. They make her breakfast in bed, shower her with kisses and cuddles, and a few massages as well. Especially after the night where all three of them cum at the same time, Dantana inside Rachel still, and fall asleep inside her, on either side. Rachel basically couldn't leave the bed the next day, partially from exhaustion, partially because Dantana wouldn't let her.

And partly because she actually begged them to fuck her one last time when she woke up and they had all hardened back inside her, somehow not slipping out in the middle of the night (actually, they had, but both had halfway woken up at different times to push back into her and rewrap their arms around her), too turned on by the feeling of waking up still filled, and still wet with their cum and her own renewed arousal. That had knocked her out for another hour, whimpering when her girls had softly slipped out of her and returned with warmed washcloths and soothing lotions, where Dani cuddled and worshipped her and ran her a bath and gently bathed her while Santana was in the kitchen making all of her favorite breakfast foods for when she got out.

Rachel is so sensitive by this point that even just thinking about sex again hurts, but in the way of amazing memories and so many orgasms she lost track. She's a baby monkey all day, constantly needing to be attached to either both or one of her girls. And then the night after, it's her turn to take over, so she has them lay down next to each other, and while she rides Santana, she blows Dani, and then vice versa.

I think it would take at least another day for her to fully feel up for being penetrated again, but she doesn't mind lazily licking them while they're cuddled on the couch, bringing them to soft, slow orgasms the night between.

You're right. Though just imagine, all three cuddled on the couch, still naked of course, and Rachel just turning her head every so often to give small licks and kisses.

It would be so adorable. And they would do the same to her and each other, just basking in the feeling of being with each other. Snuggly little kitties. And when one of them has to get up to accept the takeout, she groans and throws on the nearest throw, making sure it's decent enough but easy to get off so she can jump back into the cuddle pile.

And then when she finishes eating before them (she always does), she drops to her knees in front of them, wrapping a hand around both their cocks, and starts a slow, easy rhythm. (She would use her mouth, but let's be honest, it just wouldn't be fair for one to have her mouth and the other have her hand.)

Not fair at all, nope. It's an incentive for the other two to finish up, but sometimes Dani and Santana like to play a game to see how long they can pretend to ignore Rachel and slow down their eating, the first to orgasm or react too much having to be the one who gets up and make them all hot, alcoholic drinks while the other gets finished off by Rachel's mouth. Rachel enjoys it because it gives her a chance to learn and refine what each girl likes. Getting eaten out when the loser comes back early while she's still blowing the other one isn't too bad, either.

Also, because I had misconstrued earlier, with Santana propped on one end of the couch, Dani on the other, with their legs tangled in the middle, they would take turns cuddling Rachel's lower body while she lay with her upper body propped on some pillows near where they entwined, lazily nibbling and kissing and sucking them, taking turns and not have to strain her neck to reach both of them. Because that's really the only way I can see that work, unless they're on a long, like propped up bed with Rachel in between them, at a lower level. Because Rachel wants to watch the movie, too. She just sometimes likes to do it with a dick in her mouth.

(Sometimes. With how much of a horn dog Rachel is, it seems that if she had her way there would always somehow be a dick inside her.)

One of the nuances Rachel learns is how to wake them up in the morning. Neither of the two are morning people, so they take some coaxing to wake up. On mornings where they need to get up and greet the day, it's the ripping back of covers, kisses, and on the really bad mornings, pushing them out of the bed if necessary. But when they have a bit more time, Rachel loves to tease their morning wood, so they are both completely hard by the time they wake up. She always starts with Dani, because she doesn't take as long in the shower. So she'll run her hand over the girl's dick, being a bit more forceful than her other hand is with Santana, and then take her into her mouth and start working it in and out of her throat. Within minutes, Dani is hard, awake, and very aroused.

Dani'll laugh and sigh out a, "I love you," laying back and letting Rachel do as she pleases; except for the days Rachel wants more, and then she'll sit up and roll Rachel onto her back, knowing the sounds and motion of her fucking her will wake Santana up. On the days that doesn't happen, though, Dani will cum within minutes, unable to last long due to how much Rachel had done while she was sleeping. Swallowing, then patting Dani's thigh to help remind her to get up, Rachel always giggles and blushes when Dani, lifting off the bed, leans in to kiss her and wish Rachel a good rest of her breakfast before strolling to the bathroom, humming happily to herself. Dani loves those morning.

Rachel then turns to Santana, knowing this is the hardest and longest (she gives herself an internal high five for the pun) part of the morning. Rachel gives Santana a few more strokes with her hand, getting her hard enough so it's easier to take her into her mouth. She varies her pace often, petting over all of Santana's sensitive areas. It's amazing how deep she can sleep, but Rachel has risen to the challenge and won every time.

(Congratulations. I laughed like a fool in the gym. Nice. I'm high fiving Rachel too.) Some mornings, if she's feeling particularly horny, she'll even stroke and suck Santana to just about where she wants her, then slipping her leg over her to wake her up in a much more close, intimate way. The first time she'd done it, she'd worried that she hadn't asked Santana if it was okay, but Santana, splayed under her and panting, staring up at her, had promised her that she could do that whenever she wanted. Waking up cumming inside Rachel's pussy, still hard enough to do it again properly, was something she'd only ever dreamed about. But this morning, Rachel only wants to continue her "breakfast", swirling her tongue up and down Santana's dick, recognizing the signs the girl's waking up and not wanting to be on the oral end of her jerking up in surprise. That hadn't ended well that one time, so now Rachel really only saves deep throating her when she's fully awake.

(Now it was my turn to bust out laughing. Turns out Rachel can gag, but only when punched in the back of the throat with a dick.) With a few more licks to the tip, Rachel takes her mouth away, and starts back up with her hand. It only takes a few more seconds, and then Santana does indeed buck up into her hand, a loud moan escaping. "Rache, it's too early." Giving Santana a cheeky grin, Rachel replies, "It's not too early for a good breakfast." Santana gives her a mock glare, then a smirk. "I think we should both eat then. Swing around."

(Hah! Exactly. [And I must admit I snortled for five minutes as I read that. :D]) Rachel loves this. Santana's a consummate cunning linguist (because I can't remember how to spell the real word), and she in particular loves using her skills on Rachel whenever she can. Kissing the tip of Santana's dick, Rachel grins and swings her leg over, scooting up with the help of Santana wrapping her hands around her legs. Once in position, she thrills as Santana hums out, "A breakfast of champions." "Well, I AM a champion," Rachel agrees. "Of course, babe." And Santana's tongue suddenly swipes up her pussy, making her gasp, Santana's arms tightening around her hips to pull her closer; she bucks her dick up, making it brush along Rachel's parting mouth.

(These two are such fucking dorks.) Rachel takes the hint, and takes Santana's dick into her mouth. There's nothing gentle about this, just efficiency. Every lick, every touch, is meant to draw as much pleasure as possible. Santana has her tongue deep inside Rachel, and Rachel has Santana as deep as she can go. Rachel flexes her throat around the dick, nosing Santana's balls while giving them a tug and playing with the skin around them.

(You know it.) Slurping down, to stimulate Rachel's clit with her tongue while continuing to keep her mouth over her pussy lips, Santana groans in the back of her throat as Rachel concentrates on the tip of her dick, sucking it in and out of her mouth, rolling around it with her tongue. It's her most sensitive area, and when Rachel's hand goes down to cradle and duplicate the motion with her balls, Santana intensifies her sucking and thrusting, moving a hand from Rachel's trembling thighs so she can rim the entrance to her pussy while she urgently laps, up and down and around her clit.

It only takes a few more licks, a bit more sucking, and they're both cumming. They greedily drink each other's cum, swallowing every last drop. By the time they finish, Rachel is about to collapse on Santana. Just then Dani leaves the bathroom, only a towel in her hand to tousle dry her hair. Passing by the bed, she smacks Rachel on the ass, sending her flying headfirst into the mattress. Both girls let out a disgruntled, "Hey!", Santana from losing sight of Rachel above her and Rachel from being flung forward. Dani just replies with a sing song, "Rise and shine!" before heading to the kitchen to start breakfast.

Sighing, but then smirking, her eyes brightening, Santana slips off of the bed, yawning and stretching, cracking her back before helping Rachel off the bed, "You get in the shower, hun, and I'll go convince our songbird to apologize." "How are you going to do that?" Rachel replies, starting for the bathroom, "And don't take too long!" "Yeah, yeah," Santana grins at her, "I won't make us late, don't worry." Rachel squints at her, but then gives in, disappearing into the bathroom, calling out once more, "Don't be late!" "Nope," Santana laughs to herself, strolling into the kitchen and wrapping her arms around Dani from behind, still naked and beginning to nibble on her neck, "Not gonna be late." "Hmm?" Dani smiles, shivering at the nuzzles but turns her head to help her out, anyway. Pressing herself flush against Dani's back and boxing her in with her hands on the counter on either side of her, Santana purrs into Dani's ear, nipping it, "Just gonna fuck your ass."

You don't have to continue that one if you don't want to. I left it purposefully open ended. Was actually thinking poor Dantana in the bathroom having been perpetually stuck in almost cumming. XD If you'd like, I can continue that now. :} So bathroom sex or the anal?

Whichever you want!

Well, I'll continue the bathroom sex, but I was figuring for the Dantana!g!p headcanon, they'd have bottles of lube in every room, and whenever anyone visits and realizes this (I'm envisioning Quinn and Kurt), they're just… I didn't need to know that. XD

That's where I thought it was going. XD Oh those poor people, or when family visits and they don't get all of them.

Seeing as no one knows Dani and Santana have dicks (except for Dani's parents who know she does, Santana's parents and Quinn know Santana does [and maybe Kurt if he caught sight of it when they were living together]). So it brings up awkward questions about strap-ons and anal sex anyway, but no one really wants to ask. Poor Quinn gets almost play-by-plays when she spends a weekend there, and when she first realized Dani had one too, her eyes squinted, her mouth opened, and she turned her head to stare at Rachel, her question of, 'B-both…? Same time…?' clear enough on her face that Rachel blushes, coughs, shifts in her chair, and nods quickly, stiffly, immediately changing the subject (except when she's drunk, she can't stop babbling about how GOOD her girls are at filling her, and she just can't get ENOUGH… And Quinn, you should just SEE them! ...Except you can't because they belong in me. To me. To me and in me. *she giggles furiously*)

At the time Quinn laughed and tried to poke for more details, which Rachel happily tells, but in the morning she will never ever be able to forget the story of Rachel being tied up, fucked in every hole, and basically taken advantage of in every way.

Especially since she had also needled out the lengths and widths of the two girls too, so the knowledge that Rachel, little Rachel, routinely has them in her throat and both in her pussy at the same time and other such things… She can't help it, but she has to respect the girl for it somehow… And not get caught glancing at Dani's crotch, either.

Until one night, they're all drunk again, Quinn starts questioning again, until Dani gets bored with it and just drops her pants and underwear.

Sensing that Quinn's about to ask Dani to get hard so she can REALLY make sure she's as big as Rachel said, measuring tape included, Rachel pushes her glass back into her hand and asks her to refill it for her, in the kitchen. Doing so, drunk enough to follow the order without questioning it, as soon as Quinn's out of the room, while Santana watches on, smirking behind her drink, Dani shrugs and says why not? It's not cheating. It's for SCIENCE. And Rachel, though obviously reluctant, can't help thinking about how much bragging rights this will get her. So, finally, she says just as Quinn comes back into the room, the bottle of vodka with her, that it's fine ONLY if Rachel's the one who gets her hard, and only if Santana agrees, too. Santana salutes with her drink, enjoying this way too much. She knows how harmless Quinn is, and 'sides, she'd get bragging rights from this, too.

So after Quinn has settled back into her seat, and Rachel had gulped back another shot, the brunette is on her knees in front of Dani's, stroking her hand over Dani's dick to get her going. Once close, Rachel decides that she doesn't really feel like just a hand job, so she takes Dani into her mouth and starts sucking hard. It's not the usual start Dani gets, but damn, right now, she couldn't care less. Besides, the goal is to get her as hard as possible as fast as possible right?

(I just had the thought that if Brittany was there, she'd be kneeling next to them, staring and gawking and praising Rachel for how deep Dani's in her throat, as she can actually see the bulge of her rasping up and down.) "Whoah." Sitting forward, trying to see over Rachel's head, Quinn doesn't dare meet anyone's eyes. This is way too strange and oddly arousing. Bad Quinn, she thinks drunkenly to herself. Suddenly, Santana slides into the seat next to her. "Relax, Little Miss Born Again Virgin," she teases, smirking, "You look like you're gonna pop your own hymen." "Shut up, S," Quinn mutters, but still can't look away from the bobbing motion of Rachel's head and the slurping noises filtering through her alcohol-muzzed ears, "She's… She's really got it all the way in there, doesn't she?" "Mmhmm. Rache's the diva of deep throating." Shifting in her seat, Santana hums, "Mmm… I don't think she's gonna stop. Ey! Rache! Stop or songbird's gonna blow!" "Then she can just do this again," Dani moans lowly, looking like she's barely stopping herself from thrusting in and out of Rachel's mouth, her hands curling in Rachel's hair; Rachel's throat tightens around her at the thought, and she almost cums. "Dani~" Santana sing-songs, with a hint of seriousness in her voice, "Do you really think Rache's gonna be happy with you in the morning when she remembers this?"

The instant Dani hears that, Dani has her hands on either side of Rachel's head, and gingerly removes her dick from Rachel's mouth. Rachel whines, and as much as Dani wants to stick her cock back in, she fears sober Rachel's wrath too much.

"Sorry baby," she apologizes, helping to pull Rachel up and give her a soft kiss, "We'll have time for this later." Muttering, "Not fair," and pouting, Rachel does manage to stroke Dani's dick one more time, swiping up a drop of her pre-cum; sucking it off of her finger, she winks at Dani, and then twirls away, "Ta-dah!"

"Damn," Quinn can't help but stare in appreciation. She has no real desire to move from her chair, except maybe for scientific purposes to see how it compares to her hand, but she can definitely appreciate everything going on. And now she was even more respect for Rachel, but Dantana. The fact that they can even get those inside Rachel's tiny little body… Well damn it's no wonder Rachel had to cancel lunch last week.

Staring for at least a minute, Quinn blinks, and nods. "Okay! I approve." Nodding herself, Dani's just about to try and tuck herself back into her pants when Rachel, having been glancing back and forth between her girlfriend and Quinn, and Santana also, pipes up, smirking, "Wait! You wanna see her and Santana side-by-side?" Santana choked on her drink. "(A nickname in all caps Santana can have for Rachel that you can pick, like songbird for Dani)?"

(In every fic I've read, Rachel is the songbird, so something new… Oh! Though, I don't think Santana would use the pet name right there. To me, it doesn't really fit.) "Rache?!" She has the pouty lip, and Santana knows that "little lark" (yay? nay?) has won, but she's not going to let her know that. "I don't think Quinn wants to see that." "Yes I do!" "Shut up, Quinn!" "C'mon, monkey - " "Monkey?" "Shut up, Quinn!"

(*grins broadly* I like monkey a lot, but not really little lark. Hmm… Can't think of any right now, so I'll continue on with the story. :D) Dani smirks widely. "C'mon, babe. Hasn't she already seen it anyway? I know you slept together - " "Twice," Quinn mutters, then smiles innocently. " - and if I did it, why don't you want to do it?" Her eyes drift down, "You're already at half-mast, anyway." Having walked over at Quinn's, "Twice," Rachel leans in, nuzzling Santana's cheek. "Please?" she murmurs, stroking Santana's arm, "Help me show Quinn what she's missing?" Even though she and Quinn have long passed their antagonistic state of their friendship, she can't help wanting to screw it in just how amazing her two girlfriends are.

(Santana just really likes to climb on top. :D) Santana knows it's done once Rachel says please. It sounds way too much like the please Rachel would give in the bedroom, begging for her and Dani to stop teasing and make her cum. So she sighs, rolls her eyes, then lifts her dress over her head so she's standing only in her bra, because Rachel has started pulling down her underwear already. She groans when she's free, because Dani was right, she was already at half mast, and things were starting to get a little uncomfortable in there.

Mouth open, staring, her glass of alcohol caught halfway to her mouth, Quinn swallows and sets it down to rest on her thigh. "That was fast." "Nope, not done yet," Dani grins, coming up behind Santana to help stroke her dick to full length with her hand, Rachel joining in with hers as well, "Have to make it worth it."

With both girls working on her cock, Santana is fully hard within seconds. Considering she always seems to be a little bit turned on because of Daniberry, it's not too far a leap. Though when the hands stop she's not as happy. Then Dani is next to her, and Rachel is showing them off Vanna White style. Which of course means light touches all over them. "Damn," Quinn says, knocking back the rest of her drink.

When she puts the glass back down, Quinn closes her eyes and shakes her head, reacting to the alcohol and the sight before her, "Okay! You can go…" She flutters her hand in the air, "Put those things away now. And, uhm, if you want to take time to do that, Rachel and I can…" She looks at Rachel, smirking and pulling her onto the couch with her, twining their arms together, "Talk."

Santana and Dani share a look, wondering if it was alright to leave Rachel alone with Quinn right now… But what could happen? And honestly, they really needed to get rid of their erections, because they were both way too stiff to go back into their underwear. So they both walked out, heading towards the bathroom to relieve themselves. The second Quinn thinks they are out of earshot, she turns to Rachel, "HOW?"

(I'm still laughing at the Vanna White comment, you know. :D)Rachel blinks. "How?" Quinn pauses, trying to figure out exactly how direct she wants to be. But since she's drunk, she ultimately goes for it. "How do they FIT in you? How do you TAKE them?" Rachel laughs, but holds one finger up, waiting until she's poured them both another drink to answer. "Quinn," she giggles, "We do stretch. And they take their time. But it does hurt sometimes." Her eyes darken, "But that can be pleasurable, too." "Don't talk to me about stretching. I've had a baby." Quinn holds her hand up, "Still doesn't explain how you can take BOTH…" She glances down at Rachel's crotch, "There?"

Threads we currently have open: 1) what happens after Rachel tells Dantana she's attracted to them; 2) the time between marriage counseling and starting to hang out again; 3) Rachel having just been attached to the bed and the leash around her neck as Santana and Rachel prepare to DP her; 4) AU g!p!Dani and Santana bathroom sexing; 3) AU possible g!p!Santana anal fucking g!p!Dani; 6) and our latest scene with Quinn having just seen both Santana and Dani's dicks AU. We are a mess of threads.

And a majority of them involve smut at this time. We're a mess in other ways too.

You grody. ;p Okay, I DO want to finish at least the Dantana in the bathroom smut, as that will stop that from bothering me, so, like we were supposed to last night (XD), it okay if I continue that now?

Continue. :D

"I fucking love your cock," Santana hisses, pushing up and down and gyrating her hips, moaning and grunting and shaking with each touch to her breasts, her pussy starting to clench and flutter as Dani bites and laves first one nipple then another. She's close, almost succumbing to the energy building between them, pushing into her and sucking Dani in, but she just needs that one last push… And gets it as Dani bites down just above Santana's heart, her palm pushing against her clit between them at the exact same time her dick hit and slid along her g-spot to slam into the farthest part of Santana she could.

Santana cums, hips bucking into Dani and leaving deep scratches on her back. Dani keeps moving, drawing the orgasm out. Santana's walls clutch at Dani's dick, begging for a little more time. Only a little bit longer though, and then she's gasping into Dani's mouth, happily satisfied and content. Dani however is still hard, and wants relief. Santana isn't entirely comfortable with blow jobs just yet, but she is more than happy to jack Dani off.

Pulling out, sighing as the heat of Santana's pussy leaves her (the thong snapping back into place), the second time feeling something like that in less than an hour, Dani gently kisses Santana's sweaty forehead. Mumbling, letting out a deep sigh, Santana settles her weight back onto her feet. "I needed that," she grins, then gestures at Dani's still turgid erection, wet and shiny from her cum, "How close are you?" Shrugging, Dani smiles. "I can do it myself if you like." "Nu-uh," Santana pushes her hair behind her shoulder, walking forward to turn Dani around so she can lean back against the sink, and immediately going down to cup Dani's balls, she grins as Dani's cock throbs against her wrist, "You've totally earned my patented Lopez Happy."

Dani snickers at the name, but it stops with a moan after Santana squeezes her balls. Dani gives Santana a contrite smile, and Santana rewarded her with wrapping her other hand around her dick. Smooth motions up and down, following the lines of the veins.

Swiping at the tip with her thumb before moving back down, circling her head and using her own leftover cum as lube, Dani's when it dribbles down, Santana watches Dani's reactions with smoky eyes, smirking knowingly when Dani's hips jump forward, the older girl trying to fuck herself in and out of her hands. Groaning as Santana gives in and drools onto the top of her dick, Dani groans again when she goes back down to lightly massage her balls. "C'mon babe," Santana purrs. Laughing through her nose, Dani lolls her head back, hands curling on her stomach, "Feels too good to."

"Good to what?" Dani panted, unable to think properly, "Hold back." Santana laughed again, "Is that what you're saying? That it feels too good to hold back?" Twisting at the tip, Santana quickened her pace, sliding easily over her cock with the help of the pre cum. Her goal was to finish Dani off as quickly as possible, and with the sounds coming out of Dani's throat, it wouldn't take too much longer.

Tracing up and down Dani's veins, making sure to concentrate on the ones near the tip, with one more twist and massage of her balls, dick throbbing and pulsing, Dani gave a grunt, gasp, and it was just enough warning for Santana to grab a handful of toilet paper. Continuing to jack her off, pumping up and down as she splattered into the waiting paper, Santana hummed, biting her lower lip as she shifted, unable not to think about how thick and strong she was in her hand as she shot off and how they had always felt inside her instead.

Throwing away the toilet paper once Dani had finished. "I can't wait until we get home and I can get your dick back inside me baby." Santana whispers in Dani's ear, "I can't wait until tonight." Giving Dani a quick nip behind her ear, Santana left the bathroom, adding an extra sway to her hips. Dani watched, tucking herself back into her underwear and fixing her skirt. She couldn't wait until the end of their shift either.

But for now… She quickly turns around to make sure as best as she can that there's no blood seeping into her blouse on her back from Santana's fingernails, and, satisfied, heads to her employee locker where her perfume and lunch is stashed… She needs to get her energy back and tell her already high libido she doesn't need to be hard for the rest of the day. She'll get her girls soon enough.

I just love how we were strictly sex, then Dani g!p sex, and then Dantana g!p sex. Like a building block of bodily fluids. XD

Building block of bodily fluids. XD

Well, yeah! *grins* I thought that was pretty witty, if you must know.

Very very witty.