Five Times One of the Team Cooked the Team Meal

(AND THE ONE TIME PHIL DIDN'T)

"I'm really excited because tonight Coulson is making the meal," Jemma confessed to Skye. She closed her cooking magazine that she had picked up when she had last shopped. It was dog eared and highlighted as she found several recipes that she would try when it was the next time she had to cook for the team.

"Any idea what he's making?" Skye asked. She had stopped by the lab to share the cookies she had successfully made, though she had to admit that they were a little crispy. "I'm sure it's something exotic."

"Seafood," mumbled Fitz. He was happily devouring Skye's cookies as he was a growing boy. "Or steak!"

"Sounds delicious," Skye admitted. "I haven't gone near the kitchen as I want to be surprised."

COULSON

After a long video conference with a steamed Nick Fury, Phil looked at his watch, realized the time and winced when he remembered it was his turn to prepare dinner. Well, the team would have to deal with takeout.

Needless to say the team appeared displeased when they traipsed in to the dining room and realized that he had ordered Mexican. He wasn't sure why, after all he had cooked their meals for them. Seriously, all the children were pouting, including surly Ward and even Melinda looked unhappy. He wasn't sure why as he had ordered additional pico de gallo just for her.

It took a moment to realize why the team was so annoyed.

No fire.

No alcohol.

No alcohol on fire.

No strippers either.

Oh well, it just left more mole sauce for him.