Rita P.O.V.

I nudged him, and there was no response, I sighed and sat up with a bit of a bounce trying to get him to awaken. I grabbed him by his covers, a bit too roughly and his passed out body fell on top of me on his bed, revealing that he didn't have a shirt on, Oh I wished I could see the rest of that body! This wasn't fair! and as we both landed I heard a 'snap' like something had broken…. shit.

I went to move to try not to wake him, and guess what? He starts to wake back up. Although he does look really cute like this- No Rita! I scolded myself, stop getting dirty thought about him naked and- STOP! I looked at his now very angry face….. I felt myself shrink under his gaze while biting my lip, as he lifted himself off me.

"I didn't do anything dirty! This was an accident!" I said as he sighed and moved off me, then as he moved the side of the 'bed' snapped and he and the mattress fell to the floor, we broke his bed. - I broke his bed….. oops.

"FORMER-FREELOADER! WHY IS MY BED BROKEN!?" He shouted at me, I starred at him and huffed at his silly behaviour.

"It was an accident, not like 'WE' broke your bed on purpose." I huffed as I corrected that he was the one who actually 'broke it'.

"If you wasn't on my bed in the first place it wouldn't have happened would it now?…" He said still mad with me.

"Fine, then I-I will go and Ask Kanda, if he has the stuff to fix it with." And with that I was off to find Kanda.

I walked down the hallway to find Mashiro and Kanda talking about the new 'Sakurasou' project which is what Mashiro meant by she needed me, I don't know much about it though.

"Rita-Chan, whats up?" Kanda asked kindly, that boy is too 'nice' for his own good, but it made me giggle.

"Do you have anything we could use to fix Ryuunosuke's bed?" I asked getting a very shocked look from Kanda.

"I don't know if I should even ask, but how you broke his bed?" Kanda openly said nervously. which made me giggle.

"How do you think?" I asked almost flirting, while grinning from ear to ear, causing Sorata to blush at the thought, I know I'm terrible.

"What did you do to him to some how brake his bed?" Kanda asked Shocked, and I pouted, why do they always blame me?

"You mean, HE broke the bed getting off of ME." I said a little annoyed crossing my arms, The reaction was shocked silence. "So do you have any tools for the job, or not?" I asked starting to blush a bit.

"Oh…. erm… there in the kitchen, under the sink…" Kanda said quite shocked. and Mashiro was waving her hand in front of his face, she's so adorable.

"Cheers, mate" I said in English running off to grab the tools.

I opened the cuboard and there was the tool kit, they usually used it for the sign outside, I took that and went upstairs to Ryuunosuke's room.

"Hello, sexy." I said walking in, he was sat at his computer and just sighed. Then I saw Maid-Chan doing her usual full blown anger management because I'm here….

"Master, Should I do something?" a strange male voice came from the computers… I moved my head round to have a look, and a very pretty brown haired male AI with very attractive emo styled hair which was very attractive, and so were his brown eyes witch had a golden glimpse to them….

"Yes please." Ryuunosuke said with no emotions to his voice.

"And who is this handsome boy?" I said putting my hands on Ryuunosuke's shoulders, and as predicted he had a freak out.

"F-F-F-FORMER-FREELOADER! G-G-GET OFF M-M-ME!" He screeched as he suddenly tensed up.

"What? I'm trying to do anything funny," I said almost hurt that he would freak over one petite thing, then I got a cracking idea,"if I was I would, do this…" I whispered in his ear as seductivly as I could, and I pushed my hand from his shoulders to his torso, and place my face side by side to his, then kissed him gently on his cheek, I could se he was blushing madly, and I was loving it, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't as well….

"Get off me." He tried to say as harshly as he could but because he was quite jumpy and nervous, it sounded almost like a timid person pretending to be brave, it was very cute so I kissed him again but this time a bit closer to his lips, almost like our first kiss, but on the other side.

"RITA AINSWROTH! GETT OF HIM NOW!" Maid-Chan hollered at me, I just stood there looking at the screen but not moved I'm comfy now leaning against this cutie.

"Maid-chan, please calm yourself, how is this Lady that bad?" the new AI asked her innocently.

"SHE IS EVIL!" and the two AI's were in a one sided argument, well Maid-chan was having a bitch about me but he was like an innocent child trying to understand.

I looked over to the end of the desk and I saw something, I stared at it for about a minute and a half, then I got off of the currently 'working' Ryuunosuke.

I looked at this object it was in a square white wrapper with japanese writing which i didn't understand properly, the item looked oddly familiar, it was a circular object in a square white wrapper, I gave it a good thought and picked up the object and realised what it looked like, but it didn't make any sense.

"Ryuunosuke?" I asked still a bit confused.

"What" I got as a blunt reply, he didn't even look at me, I sighed.

I waited for a few seconds then asked almost bluntly "What is this condom doing in your room?"

I don't think I have ever seen him move so quickly in my life, along with the "WHAT!?" knocking over some water in the process. I laughed holding up the 'condom' only for him to put his hand over his face and sigh.

"You idiot, thats a paracetamol, it even says it in english on the other side…. its dissolvable. It was from Kanda as the we didn't have any of the 'normal' tables in. now help me sort of my monitors before the water gets in them." He said almost emotionless with a tone that was calling me stupid. but then I helped him with the monitors.

…..

Iori POV (the new guy/pervert)

I was walking past Ryuunosuke's room and heard some strange noises… panting, banging against the wall and heavy breathing, and two voices….

"OWCH! WATCH IT!" The female voice shouted, it had a foreign accent, "be careful where you put that thing!" I said almost sternly.

"What? *pant* I'm doing the hard work here you know!" Ryuunosuke said back, my mind fell straight into the gutter…. was he? No way! But he is scared of girls…. I put me ear to the wall besides the door to listen more.

BANG! BANG BANG BANG! I heard Ryuunosuke groan.

"I-I-I can't do this,-" he moaned in agony, poor sempai has hit his limits….

"What do I have to do? chain you to the bed to get this sorted, and you can forget going back to your computer,-"

"But my work is more-"

"Your work is with me boy! Now watch and learn." HOLY…. I was speechless as the banging began to start again. He is! I'm very sure he's braking the rules and and getting some action! that lucky….

"Do you *pant* have to be so aggressive?" he asked

"Why? Your not 'that' fragile, besides you started it-"

"You pulled me on top of you!"

"Fine but you broke it!"

"Yeah, because this is a regular thing, Former Freeloader…" He said overly sarcastic. Then i went silent for a minute, maybe they stopped.

I knocked on the door and said "Please put your clothes on I'm coming in" as I opened the door to see them both sat of the floor fully clothed, panting and sweating with a hammer in Ryuunosuke's hand and looking at me almost as confused as I was looking at the pair of them.

"Wait… what were you doing?" I asked beyond confused.

"Fixing my bed and computer since Former-Freeloader here decided to brake them." Ryuunosuke said like it was a matter of fact.

"Oh… Because to me it sounded like you two were having sex." I said an walked out I think i saw the pair of them blush, and the girl looked at Ryuunosuke with one smile which I wish some girl would show me!