Hello, and welcome to the beginnings of my collection of One Piece drabbles (or ficlets, or vignettes, or whatever you want to call them). So... yeah. There will be minor cussing throughout the fic, by the way. I don't own One Piece- I don't know why you would even think that- and beware of the insanity. No, I will not explain this. I don't even remember how this happened. But my god is it the most glorious thing I have written.

"Where the hell am I?!"

Eustass Kidd's shout was only heard by his crew, who could not stop laughing when they ended up on a pink island.

"Momoiro Island, Kamabakka Kingdom," Killer supplied, his voice gaining a slightly cheeky tone.

Kidd grimaced. "If I don't come back, find the One Piece and make me Pirate King."

Killer smiled knowingly behind his mask.

Kidd stepped onto the island, completely humiliated that this would be the only place to get food for a long, long time. As he descended the ladder from his ship to the sandy pink beach, he nearly flung himself back aboard. He stopped himself just in time, because he was a pirate and pirates weren't nervous about pink beaches at all! As soon as his foot brushed the sand, he was pounced upon by four men with faces caked in makeup and bodies covered by frilly dresses.

"I'm so sorry," one said, puckering his lips and fluffing his hair, "but there is a dress code for our beautiful island!"

"You'd look nice following it~!" another sang, smiling.

Kidd was not amused. "What are you talking about?"

The third struck a pose. "Should we tell him?" The first nodded eagerly.

"A dress!" the last piped up.

Kidd's jaw dropped. "Hell no! I'm not going to wear a dress! I just want some food for my crew!"

"Who's causing trouble?"

An okama- because that's what the Kidd Pirates assumed they were- sauntered up to the small party. This one had large, thick glasses, and judging by the way the first four reacted the newcomer was important in some way.

"Caroline!" the second said. "This cute boy won't follow the dress code!"

"Ooooh," presumably Caroline, mused. "Well, I guess we'll have to change that..."

"NO!" Kidd shrieked. He was a powerful pirate, who currently stood undefeated, and somehow- somehow- a few okamas with a dress could defeat him without a fight. His crew found that hilarious indeed.