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Once Upon a Time in Niceland

Chapter 1: Vanellope's Story

Normal P.O.V

It was another wonderful day in Niceland. At least for Fix-it Felix it was. Today marked the second anniversary of his marriage to Tamora Calhoun. Just thinking of her right now made his cheeks flush red. Yet he had to stay focused for today was the last day of the arcade. Litwick was closing the arcade for the weekend to go to a high school reunion and he would be back on Monday night. It was Friday night and Felix had to satisfy one more customer.

Felix's P.O.V

I stayed in the corner as I saw Ralph emerge. Showing his usual angry expression and yelling he was going to wreck the pent house. "Okay Felix game time," I whispered to myself. "I can fix it," I called cheerfully. The customer a little girl with blonde pigtails and cute freckles stared at me from the screen. She almost looks like Tammy, I thought. Yet my thoughts were interrupted when Ralph was smashing the bricks causing them to fall. I slid past one as I used my golden hammer to fix the windows. This went on for a while as the levels got harder and harder. Soon level four came and I heard the quacking as I got higher. My digits ran cold as I saw them coming at me. The white birds of death themselves, the ducks.

They quacked at me as they flew at me. I jumped away and climbed the penthouse and soon fixed the last window. Then the Nicelanders picked up Ralph threw him off the penthouse and into the mud. I got my medal and a hug from Mary. I used to get a kiss from Mary but I had to change that part for when Tammy found out um well she wasn't too happy. Anyways the red words game over sprayed over the screen and the little blonde haired girl left smiling.

"Good game Felix, great job with the ducks," Ralph said getting up. He used his massive hands to wipe away the mud.

"Thanks brother, here let me help," I said and tapped his shirt with my hammer and the mud was gone.

"Hey thanks," Ralph said smiling. "Well I have to get Vanellope; she wanted to give you and Calhoun a special present for your anniversary. She has been working on it for weeks," he said smiling.

"Really oh how sweet of her," I said. "Well I better get cleaned up so, I can surprise Tamora when I go get her from her game," I said waving good bye.

"I am going to get Vanellope we should be by your place in an hour. Is that okay?" he asked.

"That sounds fine I will make spaghetti," I told him.

"Cool see you then," Ralph said and walked off. I hopped off towards the house I lived in with Tamora and showered real quick then put on a clean blue shirt and blue jeans. Wearing my normal shoes and placing my ball cap on my head. Lastly I held my hammer tightly and went off to get Tamora.

Tamora's P.O.V

After the last customer was gone I congratulated my men on not getting killed. For once they actually listened to my orders. My guess is since they would have an extra day off they probably didn't want to tick me off and have to do hard training all weekend long. Still whatever the reason I was not complaining.

Taking off my armor which gets pretty heavy, I slipped into the shower. The warm water fell down my aching body. Finally I came out and put on some clothes. Mostly a white t-shirt and cameo pants with black boots and I had my gun strapped to my waist and two around my ankles. Just in case I need a little extra protection. I heard a familiar knock and a smile graced my face. I opened the door and I saw Felix. "Hi honey happy anniversary," he said holding out a bouquet of white lilies. I took the flowers and put them in some water.

Finally I locked eyes with him and walked to him and I made sure his eyes never left mine. With an impish grin I picked him up and locked lips with him. "Happy anniversary Fix-It," I purred in his ear. His face went blood red and I chuckled at how cute he looked. "So, any big plans?" I asked still holding him.

"Well I am making spaghetti and um well Vanellope and Ralph are coming over," he said fiddling with his hands. I could tell he was nervous and I waited for him to continue. "You see Vanellope made us a gift and she has been working on it for weeks and she really wants to be there when we open it. So, um honey do you mind if they join us for dinner?" he asked slowly looking up at me.

I digested what he said. I thought it was really nice of the little cavity as Wreck-it calls her to give us a gift. So, I decided to compromise. "Okay short stack they can join us tonight but I get you all weekend and I do mean all weekend. As in no fixing anything for anybody unless someone is trapped and will die if you don't help me. Understand soldier," I said firmly but gently. The reason I was being a bit harsh is sometimes whenever we got to be alone. That was when some game character or Nicelander or whoever need Felix's help and Felix being Felix can't say no. I unfortunately do not have that problem.

"Ma'am yes ma'am," Felix said saluting me. I kissed him once more before setting him down.

"Good well let's get home and see what Vanellope's gift is," I said. Felix followed silently at my heels jumping to keep up with my longer strides. "Felix remember when I said if I am walking too fast to let me know and I will walk slower so, you don't have to jump," I told him.

"I am fine sweetie, don't worry," he said hopping along.

"Okay," I said slyly as an idea popped in my head. Reaching into my pocket I got out my hover board. I hadn't ridden on it in a while and every time I do ride it Felix generally prefers to stay on the ground. When I do get him on it he holds tight to my leg and it is so adorable. Naturally I can't pass up this golden opportunity. Flicking my wrist my hover board comes out and I look at Felix. His face goes a bit white and he raises up his hands about to say he rather walk home. Yet, before he utters a word I grab him by the back of his neck and sit him on the hover board. I get on and take off and I look down to see Felix holding onto my leg and I smile for now life was good.

Once we got home Wreck-it and Vanellope were waiting. "Hey Hammer Head and Sargent Kills A lot, bought time you showed up," Vanellope said smiling.

"Well we got here as fast as we could right Felix?" I asked looking down at him.

"Um right," he answered still shaking a bit from the hover board. "Next time I will walk home," he whispered to me.

"Only if I let you sweetie," I said winking at him. He just shakes his head as a small smile is on his face. Felix opened the door and soon started up the spaghetti for us. I made the garlic bread and placed it in the oven. I couldn't cook worth a dime but I knew how to make garlic bread. Ralph moved the table so there was plenty of room. Vanellope got out the silver ware and drinks. Finally dinner was ready and we all sat in the living room eating spaghetti and garlic bread. Soon once Vanellope was done eating she stood in front of us smiling.

"Lady and gentlemen I wanted to give a special gift for Sargent Kills A lot and Hammer Head. Also known as Tamora and Felix, anyways I have done a lot of work on this gift and I hope you like it," she said. She pulled out a square gift in green wrapping paper. "Here open it guys," she said still smiling.

I took the package and Felix helped me open it. It was a white box but once we lifted up the lid, inside was a brown leather book. In gold writing were the words: Once Upon a Time in Niceland by Vanellope von Schweetz. "It is a book that has all of us in it but it centers around you and Hammer Head. I heard about these things called fairy tales from the kids that played my game and I heard bits and pieces of some good ones. So, since it is your anniversary for all love and junk I wrote a fairy tale for you guys," Vanellope said beaming proudly.

"Wow sweetie that is amazing, I am deeply touched," Felix said hugging her.

"A fairy tale huh cool, read it Felix," Ralph said putting another piece of garlic bread in his mouth.

"I have a better idea why don't we let the creative author read it to us," I said handing the book to Vanellope. The look she gave me was a mix of joy, honor and utter happiness. She opened the book and began to read us her story.

Author's Note: Hope you all enjoyed this chapter and please review.