Restart the heart. Heal the brain. Raise the dead.
Rinse and Repeat.
Panacea sighed.
Really, Glastig Uaine had it easy. She just had to wave her hand, and everyone lives again. She had to heal every individual person, one at a time, to make them live again.
"Now where?" Asked Glory Girl.
"New York." Replied Panacea. "Bonesaw made evil twins again."
"Legend?"
"As always."
"And then we go to Brockton Bay to rez Miss Militia, right?"
"Actually, she hasn't blown herself up in a glorious, patriotic sacrifice for almost a full day now. New record."
"What, did all the Villains decide to take the day off or something?"
"Most likely."
"Well, we should go fix up everyone in New York again, or Legend will never stop moping."
Fighting the Undersiders was a nightmare.
As Grue's darkness rolled over the city, Bitch's monstrosities struck.
A Cerberus-like hound jumped at Vista. A handwave later, and the hound was buried under a collapsed building.
A demonic, horned dog ran at Clockblocker. He froze the air around, and heard the hound knock into the invisible wall.
Aegis's veins and arteries warped into tentacles, to compensate for the missing arm. The dog surrounding him moved too fast to be seen, appearing to be a blurrish ring around him.
Regent clicked his fingers, causing every human being nearby to trip over.
Skitter flew in the air, carried by a swarm of insects. Her bug sense allowed her to co-ordinate the Undersiders, while the Wards were left blinded.
In other words, the Wards were getting their asses handed to them.
It was fortunate, then, that Armsmaster arrived when he did.
"I still call bullshit on Miniaturization letting him build Giant Mecha." Muttered Regent.
Coil faced off against the Oni Lee.
And the timeline fractured.
Millions of timelines, possible worlds, gave him millions of chances.
In the first, he struck. Oni Lee teleported behind him, and ripped out his spine.
In the second, he ducked under the teleporters arm, and grabbed it, pulling it over him.
Oni Lee reached for his vest, activating the explosives. Coil pushed him away. Oni Lee ripped off the vest and threw it at him.
In one reality, Coil dodged, and was killed by a teleporting duplicate with a knife. In others, Coil grabbed the vest, and threw it where the duplicate would appear.
Oni Lee growled, and suddenly, there were millions of him.
Cursing, Coil split every one of his timelines, and charged.
Infinite timelines against infinite duplicates. The battle could continue until one gave up.
Or when help arrived.
Bursting through the wall, Genesis's projection began ripping the teleporters duplicates apart. With it's seven long, bladed arms, and many fire-breathing mouths, the villains was able to make short work of the teleporter.
Weighing his options, Oni Lee fled.
Dusting himself off, Coil grabbed his phone and called Tattletale.
"Before you say anything, boss, I would like to, once again, complain about how bullshit powers are."
"Get over it. I need you to work out how he found me."
"Well, that's simple. Fucking Bullshit Powers!"
"Maybe I should call you back later."
"Don't you dare hang up on m-" Beep. Beep. Beep.