DEDICATION: To Frodo Baggins.
AUTHORS NOTE: I Do not own Pokemon. Never have and never will. Also Im not sure, but this story is just a joke. However, it has a faint tint to it so it may have been done already. I really don't remember. ANyway, just remember this is a short story designed to get a snicker and I dont mean to offend anyone.
"Where are we now?!?!" Misty screamed at Ash.
Ash picked up his map and studied it carefully. After a minute he sighed and looked to Misty and Brock.
"It seems we are lost," Ash admitted.
"WHAT?!?!?!" Misty and Brock both yelled.
"Ummm... it seems that the sign we're looking for.... was a burger stain," Ash said "Oops?"
"OOPS?!?!?!" Misty screeched. "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT TO SAY YOU LITTLE TWERP?!!??! OOPS?!!?!?! BECAUSE OF YOU WE ARE LOST!!!!!
"HEY!!! iTS NOT MY FAULT RUNT!" Ash argued. "ITS YOUR BURGER THAT MADE THE STAIN NOT MINE!!!"
"SO? YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD ENOUGH COMMON SENSE TO KNOW IT WAS A BURGER STAIN!! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS SO!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS SO!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS SO!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS SO!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS SO!"
"'THATS IT!!!" Brock roared. "I've had enough of this constant fighting!!!"
"What you talking about Brock?" Ash asked.
"I AM SO OUT OF HERE!" B*rock declared storming off. "I'M GOING HOME!!!"
"What about us? Misty asked.
"*YOU TWO CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES FOR ALL I CARE!"
With that BRock left. After a litttle bit Misty and Ash looked at each other happily. They excahnged a long kiss before whooping happily.
"It worked!" Ash crowed. "We're finally alone!!"
Misty nodded happily. "About time! He was such a third wheel! ANd we've been together for almost a year and haven't been able to do anything because of him!"
"Yeah!"
But what should we do now?" Misty asked.
Ash smiled and pulled Misty close. "Let's do what Brock told us to do."
With that they sunk to the ground kissing and feeling each other up. Soon their clothes were gone and you can fill in the rest.
AUTHORS NOTE: I Do not own Pokemon. Never have and never will. Also Im not sure, but this story is just a joke. However, it has a faint tint to it so it may have been done already. I really don't remember. ANyway, just remember this is a short story designed to get a snicker and I dont mean to offend anyone.
"Where are we now?!?!" Misty screamed at Ash.
Ash picked up his map and studied it carefully. After a minute he sighed and looked to Misty and Brock.
"It seems we are lost," Ash admitted.
"WHAT?!?!?!" Misty and Brock both yelled.
"Ummm... it seems that the sign we're looking for.... was a burger stain," Ash said "Oops?"
"OOPS?!?!?!" Misty screeched. "IS THAT ALL YOU GOT TO SAY YOU LITTLE TWERP?!!??! OOPS?!!?!?! BECAUSE OF YOU WE ARE LOST!!!!!
"HEY!!! iTS NOT MY FAULT RUNT!" Ash argued. "ITS YOUR BURGER THAT MADE THE STAIN NOT MINE!!!"
"SO? YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD ENOUGH COMMON SENSE TO KNOW IT WAS A BURGER STAIN!! ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS SO!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS SO!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS SO!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS SO!"
"IS NOT!"
"IS SO!"
"'THATS IT!!!" Brock roared. "I've had enough of this constant fighting!!!"
"What you talking about Brock?" Ash asked.
"I AM SO OUT OF HERE!" B*rock declared storming off. "I'M GOING HOME!!!"
"What about us? Misty asked.
"*YOU TWO CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES FOR ALL I CARE!"
With that BRock left. After a litttle bit Misty and Ash looked at each other happily. They excahnged a long kiss before whooping happily.
"It worked!" Ash crowed. "We're finally alone!!"
Misty nodded happily. "About time! He was such a third wheel! ANd we've been together for almost a year and haven't been able to do anything because of him!"
"Yeah!"
But what should we do now?" Misty asked.
Ash smiled and pulled Misty close. "Let's do what Brock told us to do."
With that they sunk to the ground kissing and feeling each other up. Soon their clothes were gone and you can fill in the rest.